“Started his own investigation” - It’s AI hunt for the real killers!

So You Dunked Online in Bad Faith on a Stranger, And Now You're Wondering Why You Got Blocked

Come back to the Nazi bar, there's this one dude drinking quietly by himself and not singing 'Deutschland über alles' with the rest, I think we can get him, also you get free wings if you win Trivia Night, who am I if not That Dude Who Is Extremely Popular At The Nazi Bar Where Everyone is Genuine

as a dirt-poor first-gen college student who grew up in a (let's say) not particularly intellectual climate, I can't stop thinking about how much it meant to me, everyone like me, and all our loved ones to hear our names being read aloud; that utterance itself was a profound watershed moment for us

“We’re contemptuous of you, new college graduates - but we’re also incredibly stupid. Do you have snake oil? Amazing, we’ll take the entire inventory.”

Happy day for those of us who have spent long decades hearing that smug nasty mendacious Reagan quote treated as some kind of witticism.

The use of second person in this mfer is wiiiiiiiild

Bessent's hand is in that position because he is so used to adjusting his monocle.

Another banger from The Author Name -

Pretty sure it’s not smartphones but the designated hitter rule

Former Google CEO Eric Schmidt was booed throughout this commencement speech at the University of Arizona for his praise of AI. This comes just a week after another commencement speaker who mentioned AI was booed at a school in Florida. Read more: www.404media.co/ucf-ai-comme...

What the Times does to the English language we are doing now to Poland.

who says the times can't lead on ideas anymore? this is a bold, new conditional-subjunctive-present tense

I cannot imagine any down side to this.

Nyong’O 07 I’m in line for tickets RIGHT NOW

This was amazing lmao

McCabe and Mrs. Miller and Grogu

The Good, the Bad, the Ugly, and Grogu.

“It’s the town square,” I cry, as I rifle through my pockets for nickels to pay Leon the vig

I am so invested in the success of the White House bees. This feels like Jurassic Park and we are all rooting for the dinosaurs.

Go through your days assuming everyone you meet is insane. I promise you you'll never be disappointed.

Guardian, you forgot something

I will never not be jarred by Woke Bill Kristol. Welcome!

Fuck with these douchebags and make Lupita the next 007.

The planned UK nearly-all-white staging of DREAMGIRLS has been cancelled "following recent complaints made directly to the rights holders regarding casting requirements," so they're pivoting to a variety revue "celebrating Motown, musical theatre and jukebox classics." www.reddit.com/r/Broadway/c...

my firm take is that any man loudly worried about fertility rates is a fucking creep

Considering giving up 25 years of vegetarianism for TEMU premium chicken breast tenderloins.

Hi everybody! Elmo was wondering if he could ask the Phillies some questions?

A real hit on Jesus? I don’t know, T, it didn’t work out great for Jonas Iscariot.

Greg, Peter, Bobby, Marcia, Jan, Cindy

dawg I had to revive my Bad Place account for book proposal reasons and right now they are losing their minds at me for saying The Odyssey is not a true story

What a beautiful, respectful tribute to those who gave all.

My actual parents

@michaelhobbes.bsky.social thought you might like to hear that Johnathan Haidt (The Anxious Generation) spoke today at the NYU commencement ceremony, and was loudly and repeatedly booed by the graduates 😂 he tried to say that "NYU students are anti-fragile!" but far too little too late, dude

has this dude ever met his boss

Okay, fine, so he ate your brother, and blew down his house. And, yes, he also ate your *other* brother, and blew down *his* house. I know, he wants to do the same to you, I hear you. Still, you’re sure you don’t want to reconsider your abrupt departure from the Big Bad Wolf Bar?

I am confident that this is an extremely stupid question, but: Could the judge just do the equivalent of shadow docking that shit, just throw this out like tonight?

In 20 years of university teaching I have had one Jordan Peterson fan announce that she would not read any “sociology” I assigned, on principle, and one self-described “conservative” ask me to reprimand a classmate for her choice of t-shirt. That’s all the student-driven cocooning I’ve encountered

Dude, maybe you’re not striking a nerve with bold ideas that the cocooned find distressing. Maybe your ideas are bad, and you suck. #justaskingquestions

Personally I think Jonathan Haidt should be exposed to the challenging perspective that Jonathan Haidt sucks

Because the First Amendment means that Special Boys should be exempt from criticism.

Washington’s Father Accuses George of Making False Statements Re Cherry Tree

Students, hand in all of your assignments for the semester 72 hours before grades are due so that I know that it’s real

Nice Senate seat you’ve got there, it would be a shame if something happened to it.

From the @fesshole.bsky.social book: 'I have been training my children to interrupt tedious Zoom meetings with colleagues to allow me to get on with some actual work. They get £1 a go, and will interrupt upon receiving a WhatsApp.'

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