This is a real tweet from Naomi Wolf:

This is also the Epstein defense

THERE ARE NO HISTORIANS WHO SAY THIS BECAUSE IT WASN’T TRUE. Do you know how not true something has to be to have absolute consensus among all of us?? We literally make a living on disagreeing with each other.

The nightly humiliation of this man by technology is a joy. How long until he announces he wants to spend more time with his family?

Perhaps the only instance in recent memory in which I just said “I could do that” about a professional athlete and was correct.

wake up babe, Skynet found a thesaurus

He's going to get up and try to argue the case himself, isn't he

Given that presidential libraries are built with private, donated funds, I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest that a lot of pledges made over the next three years may be withdrawn once he leaves power If he dies before construction starts, nothing may ever happen. Here's hoping.

Mentally where I’m at

also i feel confident saying every single person in this article is lying. if this is what they are willing to admit they are using ai for, they're using it to do all their writing, absolutely without a doubt, 100 percent

“sprucing up”

Pope Leo should review this

i love the small print “because the regulators won’t let us :(“

She’s wicked and dull and out of office, he’s not hurting anyone, I don’t think? These people are so boring and thirsty for attention. Let’s stop giving it to them?

Doing free work because "it's good for your CV" is a scam

Did not know that Faith is his pet name for the couch

It’s actually not okay to pay someone with a PhD $2500 to teach a college course

Every day we stray further from God’s light.

Don’t need a tech bro to know which way the cash flows

The deranged, abandoned backdoor pilot for a spin-off of The Office, with Dwight’s brother, sister and nephew newly introduced, and ready to run the beet farm and learn just a li’l something about life. Just some real empty-out-the-notebook stuff.

So is she a steel worker, a cop, a firefighter or a waitress? Also, Ted’s description is basically a chief short of the Village People.

This actually looks like good old fashioned artisanal plagiarism, not least because the August 2025 Guardian review wouldn't have been in LLM training corpuses in time for the Jan 2026 NYT review. It's interesting that the NYT writer thinks he can partially deflect blame by implicating AI, though!

It's also wild to complain about people going on Hasan's show because he's a vitriolic bigot and then go on Bill Maher's show.

The first few seconds of an Instagram cooking video is like walking into a movie theater and not knowing if you bought a ticket to Studio Ghibli or Saw

Operation and Peace Charlie Wilson’s Operation The first casualty of operation is truth

The Bee, Wordle, Are We Back On Our Anti-Trans Bullshit Or Is It A. I.?

The Smell of Death, by Edvard Munch, 1895

The Court of Death, by Rembrandt Peale, 1820, 📸 via @ContextFreeCBB

The bots'll be gone Tomorrow Bet your social platform that Tomorrow It's AI No Nazis on here Tomorrow First we've got to slop up your feed, though With AI - Little Orphan Attie

We know exactly who Mona Lisa is

It’s not an acronym. It’s never an acronym.

Practise

Like all working-class oystermen, Platner prepped at Hotchkiss

Make Airports Sentient Again

Thread: Luciano Pavarotti summer mood board

I SAW GOODY TRUMP DRAW A PERFECT MAP OF THE MIDDLE EAST

No Kings but DraftKings

Angry Mike Francesa with the old timey accent on the poor play of the St. John’s backcourt gets existential, as he goes on and on about “the futility of the gods”

This is how I enter the first class of every semester

JFC. Just real “And Iran would have been a Jeffersonian democracy by now, if it wasn’t for you meddling kids” analysis. They were bombed and fought back? Who could have guessed?

DO YOU SOMETIMES YELL THE QUIET PART OUT LOUD

“Sir,” the coach said, with tears in his eyes. “Sir? Is winning everything?” “It’s the only thing,” I told him.

I just really want to see her in prison

1) He is SO GOOD at this. 2) Why is the rest of our party so bad at this?

This ‘Lose Yourself’ cover *sucks*