As we have always said, I agree with Donald Trump

WTF does that mean, “stood behind” this bitch? He’s a criminal, but we don’t care? It’s a hoax? Something else? What kind of journalism is this?

Join us tomorrow, when we discuss how canola oil causes Ebola

This is amazing. Jeffries and Schumer continue to refuse to endorse, but are very effectively expressing concerns.

When my time is up, I hope that you all will commemorate my life too with a rerun of Celebrity Family Feud.

If you have a crush on me, better tell me now… you know, with the rapture and all

Hookup tips from over at the other place.

"You couldn't make The Birth of a Nation nowadays," laments D. W. Griffith, "because it's three hours long, very racist, and I am dead."

"“The light will defeat the dark. We will prevail over the forces of wickedness and evil. “They cannot imagine what they have awakened.”

He’s absolutely already told Stephen Miller to get rid of another one so he can do this again

Taylor Fritz, be our scrawny, anxious avenging angel

Chiefs-giants feels less like a football game than it does a three act play about failure

New: Sarah MacLachlan, Jewel, and more musicians scheduled to perform at tonight's premiere for Hulu's ABC News doc LILITH FAIR have all pulled out after Disney scrapped the red carpet. First notable talent consequence of the Jimmy Kimmel situation.

Yes. Though they seem to genuinely believe that the First Amendment means that they should be able to say whatever they want, exempt from criticism or consequences or loss of social standing.

It was a nice way to remember Charlie

If the last ten years have taught us anything: We're not better than that. I'm sure not. They hate us, are happy when we suffer. If your only answer is to extend them grace, you're a chump. They know you are, they’re counting on it. We must overwhelm them. They are outnumbered, and scared. LFG.

The Riefenstahl footage from this promises to be wild.

Bone density is the new phrenology

Underrated phenomenon is so many people were already looking for streaming services to cut and Disney basically helped them figure it out.

They’ve cut back on reviews and haven’t covered tons of great novels, but here this is.

If you love the song “Me and Bobby McGee” you absolutely must read @elongreen.bsky.social on the life of the woman who inspired the song.

when u are excited for the Steelers game and dress in team colors

Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest? Thank you for your attention to this matter!

WAIT WHERE ARE YOU GOING YOU’RE LEAVING TWITTER? NO STOP I’M NOT DONE YELLING AT YOU

“Was her cancellation a product of a fleeting era when people spoke earnestly about “safe spaces” and “microaggressions” – a time when the left, not the right, was doing the canceling?” (oh HELL no)

Why does he look like that? Filter set to Vaseline/Kari Lake, snap-on hair, eyebrows charcoaled in?

I don’t know, maybe they love this beat not because they get to afflict the comfortable, but to feed their humiliation fetish.

Why does Sinclair hate America?

If the letter is laminated, then you are exempt from the crimes you know you are committing

“Let’s run the Nancy Mace driveway play and be legends”

Our Constitution is on fire, but at least my students caught me, oblivious, getting ready for class, earbuds in, jamming to Barry White, “Can’t Get Enough Of Your Love, Babe”

imagine relying on AI to write your bio and then having the nerve to say you're witty and full of personality

Fuck ‘em up, Leo.

My MAGA neighbor no longer has his football-field-sized flying at half mast. I don't want to get my ass kicked or my house egged (both realistic possibilities), so I am resisting the temptation to ask him why he doesn't care anymore about Charlie.

This might be the best live demonstration of why I fucking hate Hakeem Jeffries so fucking much.

Maybe you should contact your Senator? Who is your Senator?

Every day we stray further from God's light.

Please keep up with the “I told you so” posts. They are helping.

Excited for this to show up in the next Mamdani ad.

🎶 It's time to cancel Kimmel It's time to please the right It's time to do Trump's bidding On 'The Muppet Show' tonight!🎶

Why Forcing Jimmy Kimmel Off The Air Is Good For America, by Ezra Klein

You're not going to believe this, but I think Disney might be bad

Doesn’t something have to be clean in order to be tainted?

The Christmas decorations are going to be terrifying this year, aren’t they?

You can’t have this dialogue with people who hate you and operate in bad faith. They think you’re a sucker for talking like this. And you know what? They’re right.

Hem your pants, you dumb bitch

It's hilarious that the first question she answers is functionally her TL, DR