Birnam Wood do come to Dunsinane

IM SO FUCKING PROUD TO BE LATINA

Drake just breathing a sigh of relief over how good this is

Billie Holiday avoids making political statement, sings Strange Fruit instead

No Kings includes Draft Kings

Men’s singles. Glengarry Glen Ross - on ice! From the gold medal podium, I will tell you three times to go lunch.

Now is the winter of our meats and ferments

Something wrong Hon, you've barely touched your meat and ferments.

If you think Mr. Darcy should ask Elizabeth to dance, turn to page 9. If you think he should *not* ask her to dance, turn to page 17. Art is easy, join us tomorrow for Color By Numbers

at the end of the six months, only one of you will have written a book

Ilhan Omar National ✌️

Excited to fly in to AOC National Airport, then

mr president the crows from the dumbo movie are here for their medal of freedom ceremony as you requested

Did Aquinas even have a podcast, bro?

Go Hawks!

You too, New Yorker? Is The Atlantic insufficient?

the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran

We laid off 30% of our staff this week, but let us remember the true victims: the landlords

I’m sure he meant it, and he is a racist and a coward, but it’s possible that he is also too inept to post a video link. Dude’s got a VCR that’s been flashing 12:00 since 1985.

I’ve erroneously called one of my kids by the name of the other, have erroneously forgot to pick up the dry cleaning, erroneously put too much salt in the soup. I’ve never erroneously posted a gutter racist video, and neither have you, or anybody we would want to associate with.

Many are saying that what he posted was racist. But at this Pennsylvania diner, the regulars aren’t so sure.

Why is “racist” in quotes?

mission accomplished

If the argument is “the Russians honeytrapped me into going to pedo island”, the key part here is not “the Russians”

JFC, it’s going to be Schumer/Harris 2028

goddamnit

appreciate how the title is written like a rap song

“new research” is extremely funny

It’s the lowest possible bar, but we were a lot better off when the favorite movie of the dudes in charge was Top Gun, and not American Beauty.

Jeff Bezos, based on your previous purchases, you may also like: Quibi BlackBerry Tower Records Toys “R” Us

ICE is just fascist Wile E. Coyotes all the way down.

Excited to discuss All the President’s Men with my students and having to explain what the Washington Post was, like MySpace or the DuMont Network.

The ampersand really clinches it, Matt & Wayne are serious

This is grim. Darkly funny, though, that the free markets have spoken, and they’re not buying what Bezos is selling.

Join us tomorrow, when we needlessly complicate toast

'Why are we okay with free parking, but not with free buses?' is the right question

crime, like cinnamon rolls, is socially constructed. become ungovernable

Its appeal has become more selective

FAKELY I SAYS

“Father, I cannot undercut the narrative.”

If the SS had been forced to wear body cameras, everything would have been FINE.

This is the good version of Megan McArdle's tell-kids-to-rush-the-school-shooter nonsense

I think we can all agree that the thing that would improve the Jeffrey Epstein discourse is more Kevin Spacey.

Join us tomorrow, when Charles Murray discusses the lack of Aristotelian unities in Riverdale

Of all the things in the history of the world that definitely did not happen - this is the pinnacle.

YOU’VE GOTTA FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT TO PARTY WITH A CHILD SEX TRAFFICKER

2%? Cool, he just wants to get rid of 7 million of us. (Insert your own genocidal 6-7 joke here)

“Chapter One: He adored sociopathy, the exploitation of the labor force, and grotesque misogyny. He idolized them all out of proportion.”