Inspiring message thanks man.

“Schumer and Jeffries are perfect, and if you disagree with them about ANYTHING I will block you” is quite a coalition-building strategy. Democracy is a rich tapestry, or some shit.

Grades submitted, finally. CHOKE ON THEM

But it’s the laughter We will remember

"It's an old-fashioned word, 'battleships,' but it's a beautiful word, and

"And when the Golden Fleet pulls into harbor, and sprays the docks so beautifully, many people are calling that the Golden Shower, aren't they, folks?"

You know what, I don’t even think she’s lying, which suggests a sense of what the truth is. She’s bullshitting, and the truth is irrelevant to her, which, you know, A+ quality in someone running a news organization.

McCarthy wouldn’t sit for an interview with Murrow, so we did the right thing: we spiked the story. - Bari Weiss’s CBS News

Doesn't inspire confidence that they couldn't find "thesaurus."

The Aristocrats!

Dude’s making me a Susie Wiles truther

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Did Abraham Lincoln identify that giraffe? HE DID NOT. Did Thomas Jefferson? ALSO NO.

But you AHHH, Blanche. You AHHHHH.

Tag yourself, I am Carry A Hatbox

I love everyone out here reconstructing The MAGAnificent Ambersons

I don’t have a dog in this hunt, I just hope that Marcus Freeman and his team, despite themselves, are checking on scores and pouting.

why did they redact this

It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Grinch

I don’t know, man, I feel like I could live to 150, happy and fulfilled and complete, without seeing another Avatar movie

It’s like posting a bad photo of my dinner doesn’t make me Julia Child *or* Ansel Adams, wtf

“likewise, congratulations to President Kennedy”

Excited to announce my upcoming appearance on CBS/the FP. (I'll be taking the "no" position.)

With classes finally over, highlight of the semester has to be my extensive knowledge of the Wicked movies and Heated Rivalry putting my Bro Emeritus status in jeopardy with the film bros

𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗞 𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗛𝗞𝗢, Untitled (Black, Blue), 1968 acrylic on paper laid on linen 121.3 x 101.9 cm (47 3/4 x 40 1/8 in.) © 1998 Kate Rothko Prizel and Christopher Rothko / Artists Rights Society (ARS), New York 𝚂𝚒𝚐𝚗 𝚞𝚙 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚁𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚔𝚘 𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚗𝚎𝚠𝚜 𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚊 𝚝𝚊𝚡 𝚍𝚎𝚍𝚞𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗. 𝙻𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚋𝚒𝚘

"His Love Language Was Language, But Her Love Language Was Love"

NOT NOW, TOILET RATS

If someone doesn't add THE JEFFREY EPSTEIN AND above THE DONALD J. TRUMP AND, the terrorists win

I always knew there were *so many* of them, but I miss hypocrisy. I miss shame.

Very cool!

She *loves* telling this entirely fictional story, and has likely done so often enough that she believes it. It’s MAGA emotional comfort porn. “Dear Diary: I never thought something like this could happen to a white person like me.”

The ‘Heated Rivalry’ cosplay is wild

Once again raising one of the great unknowable questions, one of the mysteries of the universe: Who was President in 2017?

Gertrude Crazyhead United States, Census, 1910

He saw the light.

Being called a clout chaser by Matt is like being called a fascist by Stephen Miller. #letshearfromanexpert

Whatever make it 10 factor authentication.. I don't want to be able to sign into anything ever again

These are all excellent answers, Grok is good now

Please see me after class

Not even close to the most important thing, but WTF with these guys and their dumb vests? The sartorial equivalent of carrying around a dog-eared copy of Atlas Shrugged. Democracy, you in danger, girl

Your lips say BMPW, but your eyes say GTFO

2 Grinch 2 Furious: Whoville Drift

"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to ruin Christmas." GrinchFellas

"We weren't bad parents; this is the kids' fault" is also such a terrific self-own

Excited for Compact to become part of the Bari Weiss Cinematic Universe

To all educators: strive to make your classrooms so welcoming and safe your students compare you to or see you as a vibrant homosexual millennial