Strangers on a Train

www.leonardspalazzo.com Be the Leonard’s of Great Neck you want to see in the world.

Nancy Pelosi secretly being queen of the stock market and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez vocally opposing elected officials profiting off the stock market feel like intrinsically connected facts that quietly explain their instant bad blood the minute they became House colleagues

Did women ruin the workplace?

Did Women Ruin The Workplace

Did Women Ruin The Workplace

Everything

This is even more delightful than I'd heard.

No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to check your bag.

RFK just *booking* it out of there, real profile in courage. The MAGA Olympic trials when he faces off against Josh Hawley in the sprints will be legendary.

Stunned onlookers were overheard asking “Did we die? Is this Hell?"

In my brief time as an op-ed editor (<year), Brettbug Stephens argued Ashkenazis might be genetically superior, & Tom Cotton called for violence against George Floyd protestors. Some of us were constantly pushing back. I met with Sulzberger multiple times. Lip service was given, nothing changed.

The New York Times doing some important work here.

Of ælcum æfter his mægen; to ælcum æfter his behof.

Please, my data centers for my plagiarism machine, they are very sick

For a bit I forgot that the current political movement was won with a weak minority and is managed by annoying dorks who nobody likes who have terrible vibes. This video has 1.3 million likes and is a good reminder that better things are possible, even for those of us outside NYC. A good night!

My dude just needs a label maker

You want to be a nasty hateful Islamophobe? Knock yourself out. But I'm not boosting you, bruh, that's exactly what Detach Quote is for.

GET CONSENT. "May I touch you with my sandwich?"

Hey, Siri, the day after some tremendous victories, who’s the political figure you’d least like to hear from?

Live Laugh Love Thank you for your attention to this matter!

"You campaign in poetry. You govern in prose.” Fucking SAVAGE for him to invoke Mario Cuomo.

The ketchup is going into the walls with such fury that it's never coming out

Love this for everyone involved

Only one thing could make this night even better

why is this mayoral election different than all other mayoral elections? in all other mayoral elections, we get to see andrew cuomo lose but once. but in this mayoral elections, we get to see him lose *twice*.

Not enough voters had heard about the remodeling of the Lincoln bathroom, apparently.

stay tuned

Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now

florida man

this is objectively hilarious

Is Portnoy gone yet? Is Ackman?

If Kentuckians can vote in New York, surely we can get Raskin to primary Schumer

“Maybe we just weren’t anti-trans enough?”

Celebrate his life by shooting your friend in the face and then making your friend apologize to you.

REMINDER: A socialist act by a New Yorker was a major reason why polio was eliminated in the US.

You and I are part of the same hypocrisy. But never think it applies to my Ford Bronco.

It's not like she was a Senator from New York or anything, and might have some thoughts on the mayoral election.

What an asshole. The Baileys, who do not exist, would not even be Mamdani constituents. MASSAPEQUA IN THE HOUSE Just addicted to that sweet AIPAC money, I guess? Or maybe, deep in his heart, he genuinely likes Andrew Cuomo.

I cannot

Trust me, bro.

Be the Rich Kotite you want to see in the world. #jets

Do you think anybody in the Cuomo camp has drafted concession remarks?