To be clear: this entire “we’ve got to run more pro-lifers” insanity is because literally a week ago polling showed that Democrats would prefer politicians like AOC and Mamdani over Jefferies and Schumer by, let me emphasize this, a 20 point fucking margin. www.politico.com/news/2025/09...

Has Sally Jenkins said yet what views of Charlie Kirk’s she actually disagrees with?

Roger Meyers, Sr., the gentle genius behind Itchy & Scratchy loved and cared about almost all the peoples of the world and he, in return, was beloved by the world except in 1938 when he was criticized for his controversial cartoon 'Nazi Supermen Are Our Superiors.

Ok so what are you and Schumer doing to try to stop this

What a bunch of feckless cowards. Peter Baker will never own up to the fact he just parroted what Shirley said without even checking to see if it was remotely true.

Not at all surprised Stephen Miller imitated the mannerisms of one of his idols

bond girls but they’re also muppets: thread

The GOP: it is terrible that Dems would celebrate the violence that led to Charlie Kirk’s assassination. Also the GOP: woot woot motherfuckers we sunk another boat!

While I was at the Eagles game I got to hear the high school kids behind me talking about their money line bets and 6-game parlays so that was fun.

As CNN offers daylong saturation coverage of the podcaster’s funeral, I went back and checked to see how CNN covered Melissa Hortman’s memorial on 6/28, where Walz spoke and Biden/Harris attended. It got about four minutes during the hours it was happening—less than Jeff Bezos’s wedding that day.

He probably had a schedule conflict.

I like how Brian Marvel doesn’t realize that fewer officers is just an added benefit to this bill

If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.

Walter White is a metaphor for the Silicon Valley techbro execs who fall back on the myth of hyper competence Science Bitch whenever the sociopolitical structures they have built are contested. In this essay I will—

Historians are going to look back and rightfully conclude that getting rid of Google Reader was the catalyst for the end of the American Empire

bring back public shame idk you should be embarrassed to be this racist in front of people

Jimmy Kimmel should just play this when he gets back on tv

I’ve never seen anything so American and I think that’s beautiful

One of the many reasons to defund the police

The FIRE free speech rankings place a heavy weight on whether racists were allowed to speak on campus and a much lighter weight on everything else

Not sure what’s more infuriating here, that this happened at all or that Meta’s response is just “this doesn’t violate any of our rules and we’ll keep doing it”

had to read the article to understand wtf was going on here which is that Meta is literally feeding Instagram pictures parents took of their teenage daughters to middle aged men as ads for Threads

Idk I think it’s very easy to point to vote no and when asked why point to repeated statements Charlie Kirk made about how the civil rights act was a mistake or how he wouldn’t trust Black people to be pilots or how he literally said trans folks were more violent and made a crack at gang violence

Has Sally Jenkins said yet what views of Charlie Kirk’s she actually disagrees with?

hate to say it but i think the Liberty Through Segregation Party might actually want segregation

I am proud to be born a Muslim. I am proud to be born in Somalia. I am proud to have become an American. None of you can change that no matter how much you rage tweet. Drink some water and touch grass.

Figured out what I’m gonna get my daughter in 9 years

If 97% of the stories about you say how much of a piece of shit you are maybe you should do some reflection on why that might be the case but we know that won’t happen because Trump is a psychopathic narcissist

Posting early 90s minivans as a timeline cleanse.

Jesus fucking Christ

Donate to my campaign to make Laura Loomer’s day worse: secure.actblue.com/donate/abu-bluesky

"recent inspections at three other Boar's Head facilities turned up similarly alarming sanitation problems—including mold, condensation on ceilings, overflowing trash, meat residue caked onto equipment and walls, and employees failing to wash their hands."

Dear Jeffrey,

If someone goes from a media outlet to a government agency and then implements a policy attempting to prevent the media from reporting on the agency, what does that tell you about their media outlet?

@debbiedingell.house.gov what are you doing here? His life wasn’t one to honor

Dudes rock

It would be very funny if China strings Trump along with this and at the end just goes “nah screw that we aren’t selling”

CCR or Boston

The fuck?

See I guess I’m the weird one here because the elaborate stories me and my buddies made up were of Princess Buttercup from The Princess Bride

We’re protesting outside the Broadview ICE facility and an agent came out to tell us to go away. We said we’re exercising our First Amendment rights so he shot the ground with pepper balls and said, “Your First Amendment rights are on the sidewalk.”

ICE continues to assault us. We are peacefully protesting. They are kidnapping and hurting us.

Republicans when you ask them about dead kids

Even if you aren’t voting for her in the primary you have to give props to @katmabu.bsky.social for being there for those who are being criminalized and attacked in this country. She is constantly at these protests highlighting how messed up this all is

So they’re gonna pay me to take my Adderall?

The thing about the other late-night hosts and even Jon Stewart in his heyday is that they knew that when they switched to a serious topic and took it seriously, it had a lasting impact on their audience. Anyways, I never expected Fallon to get that memo

id be worried if theyd been banning books the last few years, throwing aside vaccines for survival of the fittest and/or talking about government sponsored murder of the destitute