damn, @realbillhicks.bsky.social got got for… a random mystery post that someone deemed to not be respectful? 🤨

Good morning fam, why do the idiot twins love pecan brittle? Questions for the ages. Happy Friday everyone!

I love Criminal Minds because there’s serial murdering and cops arresting The Unsub set to fucking Coldplay

my face when i'm forced by a curse to eat native american bones from burial sites i've desecrated

comrade garfield

my face when i'm forced by a curse to eat native american bones from burial sites i've desecrated

He was all 😀 until he was 🤜🫨

I pulled the video from Facebook to post it directly on here. (Thanks to @grenadine.bsky.social for posting the Facebook link!) Border Patrol abducted someone after apparently tasing them in the street at the corner of 10 Mile (eastbound I-696 service drive) and Roanoke in Oak Park, Michigan.

i still find it weird that sansevieria (snake plants) got reclassified as dracaena. i get that their genetics are similar enough that they SHOULD be classified together in one sense, but look at the plants. They are extremely, wildly different plants. I think science can figure this one out better

One of the weirder things about living in this age is how many people don’t really understand AI, and subsequently hate on weird stuff like voice to text. “You’re using an AI voiceover” no homie that’s called text to speech and it’s been around longer than you have, calm down

“If the roles are reversed and our people are not having treaty obligations met by the U.S., then why are we still participating in a system that harms us?” Meredith Migizi, the executive director of indigenous advocacy organization Miigwech, Inc., asked. Story by @kdailey.bsky.social

Day two of working at Ferndale’s Jingle and Mingle market was great, hung out with a lady and her daughter for like four hours. She was an absolute hoot and her daughter was real cool. It was also fun remembering how much a community there is around these events, I’m definitely becoming Known

I will never vote for Paul Frazee.

Yes, iPad Minis exist to satisfy an incel mindset.

I want to stress to all my followers and anyone who reads this, doing stuff like donation drives and on the ground volunteering where you can see other’s generosity, it will absolutely warm you to the core. It will make you know there’s a common human thread we can pull upon. It’s now’s antidote

you hosted cosmos.... is kramer not a cosmo? where was his ep? suspicious @neildegrassetyson.com

Volunteered at Ferndale’s Jingle and Mingle market today taking donations for our local free clinic and the local pantry, and holy SHIT people gave an incredible amount of money. Like a seriously heart warming amount

Is this anything

go check this out!!! learning about what happened in detroit is informative but also enlightening in explaining how we got where we are today

Detroit once operated three municipal farmers' markets simultaneously. This week’s video is on the Chene Ferry Market and how it was systematically destroyed in the 1980s. Check it out: youtu.be/9OLSKVmQBCI

I love getting great news but I also got bad news so that sucks. But also there was good news and that’s cool!!! But also bad news too, so that’s not cool. But good news!

Now That's A Track You Won't Click Vol 56 - So, the man who used to play Meat Loaf is dead but no one has picked up the mantle. My argument is the queer community should take up that mantle and make Meat Loaf a trans icon. He would've wanted that

the whole blue wave stuff was worth it for Martha alone. She's an absolute gem, an icon

i think it's fuckin hilarious as someone who does work management for a living that @aaron.bsky.team has a team that is OVER A MONTH BEHIND on tickets and doesn't seem to think that's too big of a problem. man i wish i could fail at my job as spectacularly as you do

I’m at the Epstein Files I’m at the Russiagate I’m at the combination Epstein Files Russiagate

My friends unsuccessfully trying to get the car keys, watching me leave the bar, after I insist “swear to god I’m a better driver when I’m a lil buzzed *pukes in mouth* swear to god bro”:

Also next time anyone uses getting a degree as some time of barometer of intelligence or critical thinking, I am going to remind them of this “Will Stancil” character, who is a college graduate

Good morning fam! Was anyone else kicked out catechism when they were a kid? I made it through communion, technically made it though confession but was “gently asked to leave” as my mom says around that time. Been thinking about that the last few days lol anyone have a good one y’all!

this account with no posts is claiming to be bluesky support and is claiming i'm temporarily suspended. you'd think they'd be too busy for this type of thing with them being a "paranormal investigator, podcaster"

good morning fam, happy hump day! visited grandma last night, she's not doing so hot but it was still great to spend time with her. today i'm gonna be working around the house and probably playing ultima online: offline. hope y'all have a good one!

One of my strongest “I’m a hater at my core” stances is that Blink 182 is purely rancid vibes, aggressively untalented and anyone who still listens to them or plays them at the bar is suspect as hell

Wow great job Chuck and Hakeem and team!

Someone’s playing fucking Blink 182 and ruining my time at the bar

me whenever i take a selfie

*shakes head *

The party exists to fundraise off sustained mediocrity. Nothing else.

lunchtime, but make it global

i will say today in office started out great with a woman having a full conversation with someone on the phone about how their relative is wearing themselves out trying work on thinning out their possessions

In the century leading up to 1975, nearly 6000 freighters went down in the Great Lakes. The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last. The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes. Why? It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.

Good morning fam! Another Tuesday in the office, probably gonna go visit grandma later, maybe grab a Costco hot dog on the way home. Ya know, normal Tuesday stuff. Hope you all have a wonderful day!

(go birds)

I came to pay my respects in person. Yes, really.

learned this one from the graphs

Happy November 10th

It really was. Got in about the same time but helped a volunteer find her purse she dropped trying to find room for everyone and got one of the last two (they did such a good job with so many folks). Did record the song cause other folks were. Really beautiful service. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8DVrccY/

shutdown deal per AXIOS: republicans get: government reopens and party avoids political consequences for refusing to make health care affordable democrats get: seven beans, an old case logic CD wallet (empty), a coupon for 15% off Busch Gardens, one spiced pumpkin scented candle, a 6-pack of Zima

It’s just one of those storms when you don’t wanna sail out Every deck is soaked, every hatch is fucked No radio contact, and if you hail our ship your call won’t come back Your best bet is to cling to the rail, motherfucker It’s just one of those gales