The worst part about thinking of ridiculous scenarios of when people are too old to be elected to political office is the fact that all of these things actually apply to some of our currently elected officials and people who have committed to or are rumored to run.

If you ever saw a brand new Ford Edsel at a dealership, you have no business running for office.

If you are old enough to have watched the record breaking episode of I Love Lucy where she gives birth, you have no business running for office.

If you were born before they added the words "under God" to the Pledge of Allegiance, you have no business running for office.

If you were alive at the same time as Adolf Hitler, you have no business running for office.

Age limits on political positions now

I was married but I’m not married any more. Women don’t like the vehicle.

Feeding the Fight - Oct. 19, Detroit Free food. Free store. Music. Skills. Community. Not charity - solidarity. We feed each other. We fight together. This Sunday✊🏾 📍 Stoepel Park | 1 - 6pm 📦 Donations: City Covenant Church 10363 Outer Dr W, Detroit, MI 48223 or bring day-of. #FeedingTheFight

By the time I started seeing @genericgamer.blackskycomra.de, this had turned into a Kroger even though there was already a Kroger directly across the street. We always went to this Kroger because the other one was too fancy for our taste.

I'm here you fuckass bitch

I have a very specific ask. I'm looking for a Farmer Jack commercial from the early to mid 80s that starts and ends with a FJ truck pulling into a parking lot and at some point in the commercial the truck driver talks about "cherries from Traverse City." I will give $40 to whoever finds it first.

I just taught my 6 year old nephew how to get to the top of the screen in Super Mario Bros 1-2 and the smile on his face made my heart swell. #BabysittingWithAuntieB

Lieutenant Governor of Michigan, who is running for Governor, attacks the Governor of California for saying "it's interesting" ten times in a row and then nothing of substance when asked about AIPAC.

Teaching the kids to say "I love lamp." #BabysittingWithAuntieB

"On whether they would allow President Donald Trump to deploy National Guard troops in Detroit...Kinloch said he would not deploy National Guard troops in a “martial law fashion, but in collaboration (with local law enforcement)" Ok, my decision is made

It's ominous to see all these "welcome to bluesky" posts

Thinking about when my "young republican" cousin went on a tirade about why @dananessel.bsky.social getting shit faced at a college football game was grounds for termination, and what stopped me from reminding him he's the only one in the family with a DUI was to keep the peace for my dad's sake.

Thinking about when my "young republican" cousin went on a tirade about why @dananessel.bsky.social getting shit faced at a college football game was grounds for termination, and what stopped me from reminding him he's the only one in the family with a DUI was to keep the peace for my dad's sake.

My preteen niece from Sweden is in town and she's getting into 90s music, so I'm making a playlist for her that is eclectic to the point that it may be an abomination. I'm still working on it but I'll share it once I'm done.

Hey look, Israel broke the cease-fire, twice, in two different ways, within 24 hours - again.

You sure about that PBS

I haven't looked deep into the specifics, but seeing so many people speculating and in some cases hoping Aaron Glenn gets fired from the Jets makes me sad for him. I didn't want him to leave Detroit but I was hoping for the best for him.

Time to turn on the hotel air conditioner because my allergies aren't already shit

I am trying to not retweet every post I see that I think makes a good point, and I am failing

I miss my cats

god there is so much I wish I could overshare to the internet and I wish I were 16 in 2001 on LiveJournal again

Did this platform become more center-lib coded in the last week or two, or is it just me?

The thing Jake Tapper did wrong is wait so long to shit talk Biden.

Said dj was one of @genericgamer.blackskycomra.de's high school teachers and apparently he was also a piece of shit

What 5 events defined your childhood? 1. OJ Simpson trial 2. Columbine 3. Clinton sex scandal 4. 9/11 5. "All Star" by Smash Mouth on TRL

The Italian Nervous System (1974):

No, this is pretty Taylor coded lol

🚌 Free Rides on Election Day! 🗳️ Detroiters can ride DDOT buses for FREE on Tuesday, Nov. 4 to get to the polls and make their voices heard! No passes. No questions. Just hop on and go vote! #VoteDetroit #DetroitElections #YourVoiceMatters

This is the chaotic Detroit energy that I love.

There are things I miss about my childhood, but my mom telling me I couldn't have those potato chips with Olestra in them that made everyone shit their pants in the 90s is not one of them.

There are things I miss about my childhood, but my mom telling me I couldn't have those potato chips with Olestra in them that made everyone shit their pants in the 90s is not one of them.

🗣️💯

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

This is a huge development and I love seeing that people are finally getting serious about refusing AIPAC's money.

The wildest thing about implying this user base “doesn’t pay bsky” is that even if I take Jay’s word about them being atpro devs and nothing else, a 25 million person community that you use to test your development without paying them for labor is, you guessed it, a source of value

👀 still looking for info on this. if you recognize this patch, hmu.

I am Bluesky now

the only way out is through. i think we need to welcome this development. the old world is dying and the new one needs active midwifing

See also: man buying tampons, asking his girlfriend "what size pussy do you wear?"

It's what @sprayadhesive.bsky.social called me in high school. I will shit on Bluesky's moderation all day, but getting to reconnect with an old friend who I have always adored and looked up to is something I'm eternally grateful for.

One thing I never see - a lot of these Gestapo look EXTREMELY pants-able. Humiliating, immediately distracting, disables their movement, no special abilities or resources required by the resistors, makes them immediately ridiculous and takes the air out of their authoritarian posturing... Pants ICE

This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram. Community action works. Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...