My reaction to everything today

the stink eye

But are veteran rotation additions interested in them?

Just thinking about how a lot of tweets around 2007-2008 went something like "chillaxing + frens = amazeballs"

Between him and Nomo, this bot is doing a “Dodgers no-hitters of the 90s” theme

A day of two terrible tragedies

Hideo Nomo Pitcher Debut: 1995 - Retired: 2008 DET - TBD - NYM - BOS - LAD - KCR - MIL

God I hate it when new Jubilee debate videos go up

Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession

That's World Series Champion Buddy Kennedy

Two Aliens Looking At Bluesky

I always see people talking about him but I also don't know who he is. I blocked him a long time ago but I don't remember why. Bad vibes maybe? I dunno.

ongoing reminder that being on twitter means supporting this

Does this mfer ever have a stitch to wear?

The Venezuela news broke right after my edible kicked in last night and let me tell you that wasn’t the best experience

I’m glad that Apple News is focusing on the most important news of the day

the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches

Male praying mantises:

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

I made a playlist

Goddamn it

Unfortunately whenever I see "Grok" I think of the show I watched growing up called "G-Rock" that played Christian rock music videos and skateboarding videos set to Christian pop punk songs

You know what to do, SNLA. Get him on there.

If, being incredibly charitable, you didn’t intend to make a CSAM robot, not immediately turning off the CSAM robot when you find out you accidentally made a CSAM robot should still get you put in the magnetic boots prison from Face/Off

You gotta love a squirrel just running around the zoo. The Bonus Animal

Shoutout to Julie

Every New Years I’m delighted to see videos of people doing a countdown at that smoking deaths billboard in LA

Every time something like this happens I become more judgmental of people who are still on the other site. Like...if this isn't a last straw, what is?

Finally home

Not a great idea in retrospect but what can ya do

Potato

Boooooo

CHAD

Visiting a friend

Happy New Year, friends!!

I am too old to be doing shots of vodka but here I fucking am

At my friend’s house they have kids pop balloons for every hour up to (east coast) new years. The kids gave me a balloon to pop.

it’s all i’ve got

One of the best to ever do it

I'm not going to read the article but I'm going to assume that doctors agree that cigarettes don't count if you're drunk