I get so sick of the summer here, so when the forecast starts looking like this my will to live increases significantly

I’ll never forget Steve Lyons criticizing the Dodgers offense for having a big inning that night because it would mess with Harang’s rhythm or whatever

Goddamn, Edgardo

We’ve all joked that the Cubs winning the World Series in 2016 opened a vortex to Trump, but have we considered that the Astros missing the playoffs for the first time since 2016 might close it? Much to consider.

October Kiké in September!

should’ve charged the mound

Treinen didn't fuck everything up? What in the world???

from the latest print edition of ‘The Onion’

To me, that's preposterous

Good job, Tigers 🐅

Heandogg?! 🐾

RIP king

The one disappointment for me has to be Burr. I've never been his biggest fan but I really thought he had more integrity than that.

All of Roki's 12 pitches from his scoreless inning with two strikeouts:

I guess I should’ve seen it as an omen when the Dodgers’ season started like this. It was destined to be a weird one.

I had no doubt that Roki could get himself back to what he was in Japan, but now that we're actually seeing him get back there I'm just so excited. I've been literally cackling at some of his pitches his last two outings. He's just unreal.

Hey! They did it! A win!

Big Dumper hitting a double there felt like a best case scenario

Treinen is in which means it's time for me to grab a snack or something

My goodness, Roki

Teo and Julio 🥰

One rule change in recent years I don't mind is limiting September callups. Games this time of year before the three batter minimum were agonizing. Watching a team that's out of contention using every single reliever on their 40 man roster in one game was torture.

About all I remember from that show is Taz's uncle who was just Maurice LaMarche doing a Bob Hope impression

Of course Mookie has started dabbling in music now lol

Weird ass strike zone tonight, it seems

Anyway I don't really care about these last three games. Just get through them without getting hurt, for fuck's sake. That's all I ask.

The Mariners were my "AL team" growing up and they've kind of remained my AL team since then, so I wish them the best. But if they play the Dodgers in the World Series, well....

The boys definitely playing like they're hungover

Safe to say now that they Lost The Trade

Saw a TikTok where a woman was showing her young daughter sports team logos and asking her what the teams’ names were. “The Baseball Team”

I keep forgetting about Fat Bear week. Need to set a daily reminder for myself about Fat Bear Week.

Hangover game lineup alert!

This can only mean one thing: some one must have jumped on his head three times.

Enjoyed this photo of Yoshinobu Yamamoto after Thursday's hair-rising performance on the mound, from Chris Coduto at Getty Images

When the edible kicks in

Maybe I'll take an edible, plug in my old PS2 and play Katamari Damacy tonight.

Did Tobias Fünke write this?

Her (2013)

lolol

Kind of reminds me of Kimbrel's entrance a couple years ago

Hello and welcome from the Slip 'N Slide in the Dodgers clubhouse.

I can't believe the Dodgers jumped in the Dbacks pool 12 years ago now. Doesn't seem right.

I'm looking at you, Max!!!

MERRY CLINCHMAS

That's my ace

Did he wink when he said that?