Shrimp is the megayacht of the fast-casual menu. The elites don't want you to know this.

Is this rhetorical questionmaxxing?

"these evil socialists are all grifters because they bought shrimp!!! Shop In Bio!" easiest block ever

Trump literally saying that establishment Dems and current Dem leadership is preferable for their Administration because they're easier to beat and bad at politics. That's what he's telling everyone. Schumer and Jeffries are easy to beat at the ballot box so we like them better. WILD to say out loud

Radio Rwanda wearing a skin suit.

Eye opening

It also doesn’t make any sense why the message of “welcome, but be good” would be on a U.S. passport. Are you welcoming the U.S. citizens who hold the passport… to America?

When all my mutes for Will Stancil fail

The reason my publication, the Dissident, has a white rose logo is an homage to the students and academics in Germany who resisted the Nazis and gave their lives to do so. This is such sick and twisted stuff to appropriate. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_R...

Sheer insanity.

The far right try this every single year this century. They'll never stop, but they'll also never be right.

Political machinery: I can't believe we're the ones saying this right now, but 'you people'?

Y’all had decades to figure out how to put together a winning platform and y’all decided that your paychecks and donation texts were more important than your constituents’ lives We’re fucking done with that nonsense

Boo hoo, get wrecked, nerds. We tried it your way and it sucked! For years! Now look where we are! Get with the program or kiss your political career goodbye Enjoy retirement

He says the courts are one way, but doesn't say the another way. An actual journalist, should one ever be allowed near tbe white house, should ask him to name another way. Make him say if.

I really resent being told America is about to become a totalitarian state because a few shitposting socialists won their primaries while this guy holds more power and influence over the federal government than they ever will.

Every time fascism has risen to power, it has been aided by centrists terrified of the left.

Ultimately, centrists are just more comfortable with a fascist right than a “progressive left” because, although they may not agree with fascism’s methods, they understand its grievances and desires—they empathize with it. The “progressive left,” OTOH, may as well be an alien species.

Re-blooting this, in the light of the Democratic Party freakout over NY primary results.

AI enhancement, every single time:

Vance seems like the kind of guy who gets a thrill telling people what his grandma used to call Brazil nuts.

Here is a video of federal agents attempting to intimidate the woman while she worked at a polling station. You can see the agent’s faces clearly. I’d love to know who they are. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nbpt...

I assimilated all the way to Congress and this idiot still tells me to go back where I came from.

Watching the first season of The Sopranos and goddamn are Tony's mom and uncle pieces of shit.

Oh hey, here's the alt text so vision impaired folks and screen readers can access it

This account no longer exists.

Setting up war crimes theaters to gleefully watch all the war crimes they deny are happening.

Who put LSD in Marchini's latte?

You have concentration camps.

Yes, all the parts for my car were stolen and that's problematic. But the car I'm driving isn't necessarily a stolen car, actually. Checkmate.

With seven decisions with the *same* 6-3 lineup over the last three days, I really can't wait for all of the hot takes from the folks who keep insisting that #SCOTUS *isn't* defined by its ideological division.

If someone from the FBI visits you about your algae posts the correct thing to do is to say you won’t talk with them. Please do not talk to the FBI. Like, at all. They have no sense of humor and they will take your stupid joke and charge you with lying to an agent.

If you have a goose value of less than 50k I feel sorry for you

Hmmm 🤔

Many influential Democratic party establishment types would rather lose to a fascist than with with a socialist.

I've never heard an American adult describe a building in America as ancient.

Caesar was a chronically debt-ridden oath-breaking absolutely shameless self-promoting narcissist that committed multiple genocides and ended 500 years of Republican government.

the next democratic administration must prioritize breaking up media monopolies and restore rules about how much of a media market one conglomerate can own

30 years for moving some zines www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

lmao

also not lost on me that as democratic socialists are winning some elections, a new red scare targeting anarchists, antifascists, and their allies is digging in hard, and today handed down 30, 50, and 100 year prison sentences to activists and organizers

The sentencing here is so absurd, it's a miscarriage of justice. A guy who wasn't present or involved got 30 years for moving a box of zines. The two people who helped plan January 6th, Enrique Tarrio and Stewart Rhodes got 22 years and 18 years for seditious conspiracy, respectively.

America doesn’t have political parties. They have ballot lines. This kind of Gatekeeping is cute but meaningless. What is the Democratic Party? Whatever primary voters say it is. And Democratic primary voters are apparently pissed at incumbents!

For reference this is 5x the max sentence Proud Boys and Oathkeepers got for their Seditious Conspiracy convictions, which were commuted.

This is like demanding an apology to the NRA for calling them monsters for pursuing policies that lead to scores of dead kids because they claim five million members. The NRA can suck my dick and so can AIPAC.

Pool goes up. Pool goes down. You can't explain that.

Please help defend Minnesota heroes who tried to thwart the ICE gestapo, and often succeeded!! They're being persecuted by this authoritarian clownshow Dept. of Justice. bsky.app/profile/bill...