I can't believe feeding clean air, clean water, and mountains of money into a machine that produces AI slop and polution didn't work out well. Back to the drawing board.

Thanks dude super helpful

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#BREAKING | Israel Is Transitioning Into A Religious State A law was passed now that gives the Rabbinical courts complete control over relationship conflicts ! What’s the difference between Iran and Israel at this point?

Still a mystery 20 years later. theonion.com/why-do-all-t...

I respect the classics. theonion.com/marilyn-mans...

It will never be topped:

The idea of boarding one of these terrifies Republicans to a pants-shitting degree. Look upon their nightmare: public transportation.

If Israel takes S. Lebanon then the very next day the rest of Lebanon will be directly on their border and of course then the security of Israel will depend on taking that too.

Oh you mean like a terrorist

This is just pure cruelty to satisfy the sadistic desires of the gender critical crowd. They're forcefully pushing out trans girls and isolating them from their friends and support. www.theguardian.com/society/2026...

If he's "crucified with Christ" wouldn't that make you the baddies, according to your religion? Well, okay.

It’s not “polling” if part of the sample is generated responses from a large language model. Delete this

Synthetic respondents can't vote.

It is so funny that this guy is running for the 2016 nomination in 2026.

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Bovino had a final solution to the minority question.

Jeffries has proudly sent $38B to Netanyahu even as he commits genocide, while Americans don't have healthcare or food, but now suddenly is upset about sending billions to bomb Iran. A honest politician would have condemned both injustices, not just the one that is politically convenient for him.

Articles like this always frame taking the keys away as a personal family tragedy. It’s actually a systemic infrastructure failure. We've built a society where losing a driver's license means losing your entire independence and connection to the world. It shouldn't be this way.

“That inconsistency is particularly striking in Florida, a state that has pushed to expand medical freedom for those who wish to avoid vaccines or fluoridated water, while constricting the rights of people in various stages of pregnancy.”

This is a bunch of bullshit. Also genocide denial.

This is low effort dog shit hasbara basically says there's no legitimate critique of Israel from non-Jews. This is all twist labeled "don't get it twisted" lmao.

last fall Ezra Klein and the "abundance" folks used the delays in this program to insist Democrats can no longer build anything and just love bureaucracy, but since the Trump admin hijacked the program, caused massive delays, and tried to steal half the funds, they haven't made a peep about it since

The Zionists are ethnically cleansing southern Lebanon using genocidal tactics deployed in Gaza. Israeli journalists report this openly, and yet there is silence from Western media.

the campus antisemitism moral panic was just a way to get anti-d.e.i. policies pushed through the door as part of trump's "agreements" with universities, or to get them to buckle before trump comes at them, and these assholes with their call for crackdowns lined up to make it happen

an online petition to get the director of the jewish studies program fired gathered over 2,500 signatures, accusing him — a vocal anti-anti-zionist — of being an antisemite and anti-israel because he retweeted israeli journalists criticizing their government's response to october 7.

The Democratic Party is a machine that turns unbelievable political tailwinds into emails begging you for five bucks

Get in losers, we’re lighting John Fetterman the fuck up with enough jokes today that his Paid Literate will be forced to read them to him

Turn off face ID and get printed boarding passes.

This is something that just happens and they criminalized it. Really no justification for this.

Insanity. Utter madness! “Save the fetus, starve the child.”

her expression totally says "look out here comes my piss lol"

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Masterful gambit, sir

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We’re so close

A very normal transformation, I'm sure.

Given that Kennedy is airing all this on Fox News, it seems like that status quo is politically unsustainable.

That's a lot of information I didn't want to learn in just one sentence.

Hey folks traveling in these airports! Get your cameras out. The ICE databasers need you.

start grabbing any picture of them you can. its ID time.

one maddening thing about all of this is the conservative idea that "election day" has always meant a single day until recently, which is nonsense. 19th century elections often took place over the course of an entire month, with results trickling out over time.

there is no evidence for mail-in voting fraud. but there is the belief that mail-in votes somehow "change" the result, as if there is something illegitimate about counting all of the votes

the republican justices are as pickled in MAGA slop as any pardoned jan 6er

It's one of those things where right wing media saw no benefit from highlighting it and the mainstream media didn't see a clickable story in it, so most people just don't know it's a thing. Americans are ignorant of most news that's not profitable. Seems like a bad system.