Matt Prindle
@griefbison.bsky.social
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I had a chuckle at the urinal recalling your post from the other day.
3 months ago
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The center left strategy:
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about 2 months ago
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Mike Schuster
2 months ago
I sure hope my tax dollars can eventually help in some way
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the hype
2 months ago
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
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Kip Conlon
2 months ago
I have texts as evidence I was laughing my ass off at the time.
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How’s it hanging? A) Long and loose, full of juice B) Squat and brittle, noncommittal
2 months ago
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There’s never been a more lucrative era to be a grifter who is bad at grifting.
2 months ago
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Me n my boys had to call an emergency poker night we were so excited about this.
2 months ago
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The only good thing on the internet right now are libraries and coffee shops doing skits on tik tok.
2 months ago
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The only people I can trust are those little sprites that swim around my field of vision after I blow my nose too hard.
2 months ago
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They’re mostly my drawings of dragons kissing. A few short stories.
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2 months ago
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I was gonna release 20,000 documents today but I guess I have to wait now.
2 months ago
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Sorry I denied you of the cross you bore that I gave to you. I shouldn’t have denied you of the cross you bore that I gave to you.
2 months ago
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“Then, in the ruins of the explosion, the little bits of James Bond melt into tiny puddles of testosterone and he T-1000ses himself back together into the shape of Michael Stuhlbarg.”
2 months ago
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Every time a Sidney Sweeney movie flops, her eyelids get a little heavier.
2 months ago
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If you’re encouraging your employees to use AI to write emails or presentations, you’re acknowledging how little value there already is in business communication.
2 months ago
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You’re telling me they made a movie based on Chili’s Wicked Margaritas?
2 months ago
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Mike Schuster
2 months ago
Boss: You really brighten up the office Employee:
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My family could really use a pick-me-up, thanks for the rec!!
2 months ago
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Tfw you’ve tied for The Very Worst for another year.
2 months ago
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Bill McKibben
2 months ago
If I'm doing the math correctly, Musk's big pay packet yesterday could have made each of these now-dead people millionaires instead. He is among the sickest men the world has ever produced.
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Patrick Cosmos
2 months ago
my dog on the daycare webcam
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JLP
2 months ago
(Luther Vandross voice) Here and now / I banish you all to the moon...
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KAFUI 🇬đź‡
2 months ago
And this is what they call “the ole Chappaquiddick Farewell” in the Kennedy family, dude couldn’t help it, it’s in his blood.
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I love to go to a Web-Page and fight for my very life just to view the content therein.
2 months ago
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Snuck out to sit in my car and feel hope for a sec don’t tell the fellas.
2 months ago
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Rob Wesley
2 months ago
NFL Commissioner Curtis Sliwa
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The DHS honored Dick Cheney today with a 21 Acts-of-Racist-Cruelty Salute.
2 months ago
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Quote-skeet this with “I’m thinking about having a wrap for lunch” if you’re thinking about having a wrap for lunch.
2 months ago
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Laura Bush eavesdrops outside George’s painting studio. She hears soft crying, followed by the sound of furious brushstrokes, then ripping canvas. “No no no NO,” she hears him say. “For him, this has to be perfect.”
2 months ago
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Kamala’s not answering her phone. Does anyone know how she’s doing?
2 months ago
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eli yudin
3 months ago
can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.
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Rory Blank
3 months ago
The Amazing World Of Tomorrow
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My mind is reeling trying to imagine the vitamins and animal effluents RFK Jr is recommending to cure Dilbert’s stage 4 cancer right now.
3 months ago
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Jen
3 months ago
This boat is the marine incarnation of Allison Janney in a beautiful white suit
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“Douse me, O Lord, in your healing sky diarrhea.”
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3 months ago
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Having pets is great if you love being looked at expectantly.
3 months ago
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The Sleeper's Sleep
3 months ago
Columbo is coming to Mortal Kombat
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Singing “Louvre jewels” to the tune of “Stool boom” from Waiting for Guffman.
3 months ago
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Andrew Mueller
3 months ago
On the left, the refurbished Lincoln bathroom. On the right, picture I took in Saddam Hussein's palace in Basra in 2005.
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Quote tweet this with a story about riding your skeletal steed across the misty moors.
3 months ago
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Rob Wesley
about 2 years ago
"You there, boy! What day is it?"
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“I vaant to … know vat makes you tick!”
3 months ago
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If you’re so insistent that men wash their bodies, why won’t you make a bathtub that looks like the cockpit of an F-18?
3 months ago
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…and the buffalofication of the chicken continued unabated.
3 months ago
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Viktor Winetrout
3 months ago
Cookie Monster’s date: Can we talk about something else
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Lostcatdog
3 months ago
Trump could come out today and say actually you know maybe Odin is a better god than Yahweh after all and 70 percent of U.S. Christians would become pagan
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josh (auldfriend99)
8 months ago
David Lynch: You're not just trying to get on the show are you Frank Silva: (creeping around set on all fours like a little demon) No sir
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Heard today that the sweet young man down the block who shovels our walk in the winter has had some success upon the baseball diamond.
3 months ago
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The thieves put those Louvre jewels up on the Marshalltown, Iowa Facebook marketplace. My cousin Cory lives there and helped get them caught.
3 months ago
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