Here's a T. Rex bored to death trying to bite their own tail. My partner asked me to animate it in stop motion, after she watched a video about the very important topic of "could T. Rex chew its own tail like a dog". The puppet is still a work in progress 🦖

Yes, hello, is that God? Yeah, hi. I have a complaint. You gave me this brain that’s designed for finding berries and avoiding lions and now people are ‘just circling back’ to see if we can ‘move the needle’ on ‘key initiatives’? NONE of those things are berries.

Use code "THANKYOU" when checking out everywhere as it's a safe bet it'll work somewhere. And by somewhere I mean in real shops to the checkout staff. And by "use" I mean saying it out loud to get the exclusive rewards of good vibes all round

I hope that people stop Jon Hamm in the street and ask him to say the line from his casino gambling site ad instead of Mad Men now. I want to see his face when they want to take a video of him saying “real time slots and Rakin’ Bacon”

holy shit

@tsnofficial.bsky.social cutting to commercial every time Bernie Collins is asked for her input from the race wall is pretty fitting for International Women’s Day.

Writing a wedding card for friends’ eldest daughter and can’t think of anything better than the “if any of you hurts any of my new friends” speech from Miss Congeniality Send help

Is anyone else watching F1 on Sky Sports on TSN and finding the audio just awful??

I’m a bit late to be sharing but for American readers it seems there’s a publisher giveaway this month by @acebookspub.bsky.social of 10 copies of the forthcoming trade paperback edition of Written on the Dark. Link is here. Good luck. www.goodreads.com/giveaway/sho...

If anybody local in Britain can help, or knows someone who can…

Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now

Treknuts TNG "Hide and Q" Asked: nobody. Giving anyway: Riker. New to Treknuts? Start here: www.patreon.com/post...

If you’d like a series in which people take themselves and wine too seriously, is very French, and still somehow silly, may I recommend Drops of God. Weirdly addictive plus you’ll be able to brush up on your French and Japanese, maybe?

🚨SKY SPORTS DROPPED DANICA PATRICK 🚨

It’s actually FEWER Misérables

EXCLUSIVE: Watch the first teaser for Cartoon Saloon's 'Kindred Spirits,' the new animated feature in development from studio co-founder Tomm Moore ('The Secret of Kells,' 'Song of the Sea'). www.cartoonbrew.com/feature-film...

The film follows an Irish refugee girl and a Choctaw boy who meet in 1847 New York and journey across America together, drawing on the real historical bond between Ireland and the Choctaw Nation.

🐾 An up-side down dog? Modern art? Nope, a 15th-century Spanish door knocker in the shape of a very stylish dog. 🏛️ Met 🗃️ #arthistory 🏺 #art #Spain #dog #dogsofbluesky #dogsofbsky #dogs #medievalsky #skystorians

A lot of the time living in a small town sucks but sometimes your friend’s mom brings you eggs and it’s pretty good

The headline reads "Meta workers say they're seeing disturbing things through users' smart glasses." In a moment of uncharacteristic incredulity I assumed it was badly written. Why would Meta *workers* being seeing things through Meta *users'* glasses? SILLY ME. www.msn.com/en-us/news/t...

If you need a reason to do whatever you can to avoid COVID, here’s about a half million of them…take your pick. www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/research/cor...

Wait until you hear what they’re doing with the “small number of communities in eastern BC on Mountain Time.” (Hint: it’s pure chaos and it’s not a small number of communities)

Pour one out for the travel professionals in your lives today DXB/Dubai is one of the largest travel hubs in the world, with Abu Dhabi and Doha not too far behind

I’m trying to piece things together with a heavily moderated TL - I know what’s happening in the Middle East but can someone explain the Open AI-DOW connection like I’m 12?

Annnd if you want a very touching watch about courage, humanity, a good use for bureaucracy in WWII Sweden, please try The Swedish Connection on Netflix. It may remind you of a Wes Anderson, but it a good way. It’s one of the best movies I’ve seen in a while.

you don't have to be the Metropolitan Museum to acquire a vase, just DM me

If you’d like a series in which people take themselves and wine too seriously, is very French, and still somehow silly, may I recommend Drops of God. Weirdly addictive plus you’ll be able to brush up on your French and Japanese, maybe?

an updated debbie downer sketch but it's friends showing her funny videos and she has to respond like this to every single one like this:

there's only one woman whose name i associate with luxury and power: Jennifer Convertibles

Maybe I’m not as bright as the rest of you, but when you decide to QT someone/thing you are condemning and make the caption vague, sometimes it’s really hard to tell if you’re agreeing with that post or not. Why are you driving traffic to a bad take?

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The main reason I went with this style of air purifier is that I didn’t have to use proprietary filters. There’s a lot of great air purifiers out there, but you’re tied to their filters. If they go out of business, you have an expensive air circulator. These use a standard furnace/HVAC filter.

Extensive review of our 5X air purifier that highlights some of our main objectives: repairability and the use of off-the-shelf parts that can easily be swapped with other brands. #Covidisairborne #cleantheair #airpurifier www.geekextreme.com/northbox-5x-...

I’ve never won an Olympic medal but I did find two family packs of chicken breast with $10 off stickers at The Good Store today, so who’s the real winner

How long do the effects of Covid really last? Researchers are still discovering new neurological issues.

There sure are a lot of people on here that spent their one wild and precious Tuesday night torturing themselves

I'm seeking an artist to do a digital cover illustration for the standalone ebook edition of my story "Kaiju Agonistes." I'm looking for something in the $300 range (plus, I profit share): stylized, not elaborately realistic. You can see my existing e-book trade dress at: www.scottlynchstore.com

I mean my dad had it three times in three months so that tracks

The only upside to the Olympics being over is I don’t have to listen to the same 3 commercials every 10 minutes

oh so now i have to go through a whole day?

Goddamit

BC Hydro announced that all outage work will be scheduled to start after the game ends BC govt gives municipalities special permission to allow alcohol to be served starting at 5am on a Sunday if they choose If you’re wondering how big a deal the game is to Canada

It’s 2010 all over again and I’m still recovering from that game I cannot do this again

If Jack Hughes ever gets traded to the Canucks I’m going to have to figure out how to hack my brain because I can’t hear his name without responding J’ACCUSE in my head

Watching gold medal hockey clutching a phone under a blanket the way God intended

Canada: Please stop showing us Gretzky. show someone else! *Shows Messier instead* British Columbia: NO. NOT LIKE THAT.

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Scheduling the women’s hockey gold medal game at the same time as women’s figure skating feels pointed

A little miso on your hot buttered toast, as a treat