ME: okay, kiddo, I hope you have a great week at sumer camp! KID: don't you mean "summer" camp? UR-NAMMU: construction of the great ziggurat begins at first light ME: your counselor seems nice

Father’s Day popping up unexpectedly three days after your dad passes is pretty awful! 0/10

It’s only a USB port if it’s on the left side of your device, otherwise it’s a USB starboard.

I know this is the wrong place to ask, but has anyone else had auto-generated captions disappear on TikTok today?

Just happy little guys

Obsessed with this 1735 illustration of hammerhead sharks from Japan

eating in mexico as a european has gotta be like hearing music for the first time

LOS ANGELES THIS IS TOMORROW THIS CUP WILL BE THERE

web site: would you like to download the app for the full customer experience?? me: wOuLd You LIkE to dOwNLoAd the ApP FoR the fuLl cUStOmeR eXPeriENce? shut up web site i hope you fall in quicksand

Jay the Frog Be With You

The new Jack Ryan movie is the most dry, dialogue-heavy Dubai tourism ad with Cisco product placement you’ll ever watch the first 20 minutes of

Tell me bluesky what is the point of a group chat IF YOU CAN’T INCLUDE PICTURES

Our overseas teams have started to use copilot to “make their emails sound more professional”. Instead of getting “sorry - that was my mistake. I’ll make sure it doesn’t happen again” we’re getting paragraphs of flowery language that makes me feel viscerally uncomfortable.

@magpie.tips This is a pretty good NA Pilsner made in Vancouver, fyi!

Humanity's great constant throughout history is our love of making little guys. And I love that for us.

LOS ANGELES JUNE 13 ONE NIGHT ONLY ART MUSIC FOOD PRIZES i'm selling stuff!

Never forget

95% sure the company that sells this shirt is a scam that will steal my financial information, thinking about buying it anyway

We interviewed some frogs

We should be two “D&D Honor Among Thieves” sequels deep.

James Marsden plays the perfect coked up billionaire

Currently under both flood and wildfire alert yay climate change

Vermeer’s Girl With The Pearl Earring will be shown in Osaka, later this year, and the press conference was as Japanese as you’d expect #Vermeer

This is a massive stretch but does anyone out there have any connections to a BC-based neurologist who may be willing to look at a case? My dads GP is trying desperately to follow the correct channels and it’s failing us. You can dangle the carrot that it’s an incredibly rare condition!

This is a massive stretch but does anyone out there have any connections to a BC-based neurologist who may be willing to look at a case? My dads GP is trying desperately to follow the correct channels and it’s failing us. You can dangle the carrot that it’s an incredibly rare condition!

Got my second shingles vaccine, which also reduces my chances of developing dementia Yay science!

Yet another shining example of just what AI can do for you in your business

Pictured below are some mid-century examples of àdìrẹ eleko (starch-resist), àdìrẹ alabere (stitch-resist), àdìrẹ oniko (tying raffia around the cloth, sometimes with small seeds or stones to create a pattern), and even hand painted cloth. The last really turns cloth into art.

The Forbidden Lamp CarmesJocelin

So, a quick story. I have been at @comicpalooza.bsky.social, been swamped with long lines almost the entire weekend so far, and there was this very nice gentleman named Jin (not sure of the spelling). He came the first day and said he was bringing books the next day to get signed. 1/

was already on my phone

Constable Study of Clouds 1822

Pretty sure this is the single funniest moment of television ever filmed

Anyone else get their bread settlement money???

I love and trust my friends, but do I trust them enough to take care of my tomatoes in July? Fat chance

reminder you gotta tell people who the person in the photo is in the the alt text. vague jokes aimed at the subject of the photo arent helpful to people who can’t see who you’re talking about

This also helps when folks have mute filters for people - if I don’t want to read their name I certainly don’t want to see their face

Threw my largest piece to date. Also forgot to throw it on a bat (a removable piece of wood that fits on the wheel) so we’ll see how the poorly-wired base looks next week.

I have to assume this is what it’s like for the youths when they try to read cursive

Tbh a week picking fruit and veg would probably do it

Reality show where posters who romanticize back-breaking labor do it full-time for a year.

Do people mad about the odyssey casting know about bible characters being cast as vegetables

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