This guy has a life of unlimited drinks and pussy/dick ahead of him should he so choose. I would never go for a man in a pink shirt but I make exceptions to every rule.

Sandwich Guy is gonna have his choice of pussy for the rest of his life. I salute your service, sir 🫡

If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

Man this judge is about to stick her boot so far up Gregorio Bovini's ass

Chicks! Amrite?!

Is it just us, or does the flag of #Halifax kind of look like Goatse? It's probably just us. #YouCouldFitAKingfisherUpThere #flag #goatse #novascotia #halifaxcomedy

THIS IS SO GOOD

*sips tea* virginiamercury.com/2025/11/05/d...

Bluekkake is ABSOLUTELY what we are calling it now

This gif from the original Sam Raimi Spiderman movie concisely captures the NYC mood at the moment:

I think a lot about American politics makes sense if you conceive of Trump 2.0 as basically a five hundred dollars a month subscription service to make the woke go away and Americans as forgetting to unsubscribe before the three day trial period is up.

This is like what I would post outside my dad's office if I hated him.

Apropos of nothing, I haven't heard many mea culpas from people who were dooming about Sherrill. Also worth noting, Spanberger's margin of victory was significantly higher than Ralph Northam's in 2017 (15% to 9%), which was already considered a big deal for Dems and Very Bad News for the Trump GOP.

“OMG PRONOUNS! You and your favorite racist podcaster thought that you’d saved this country from the tyranny of an expanded, gender-blind pronoun set. Well, guess what? Zey’re back! Zey’re all back!” www.sfgate.com/politics/art...

In this Ohio diner, Jewry is what you give your mistress on Valentine's Day. But they do know this: the world is ruled by a cabal of rootless cosmopolitan globalist bankers who drink the blood of Christian children.

This is why I didn’t care about the Great Gatsby shit. That was pure trollery and he’s too stupid to think further than a week down the line. You have your fun party, buddy, make sure it’s all on camera.

“What are we gonna do?” “The same thing we always do. We’re going to say that crime is up 834%”

We are strongest because we reflect the diversity of the nation. Stop trying to engineer the “perfect” type. Start recruiting people who can actually connect with the people in front of them. Tip O’Neill was right then and he’s right now - All politics is (& remains) LOCAL. #Election2025

Increasingly I feel like I'm watching the cast of Our Flag Means Death beef with each other (here we have Lucious throwing down with Izzy)

Roberts: "Mr. Gorsuch?" [pause] [me sitting up] Gorsuch: * JUMPS IN ON THAT ASS * yeah it's a wrap these tariffs are going down

"NYC Residents! Do you suffer from Antisemitism in the Big Apple? Fear Not! You have No Idea what actual Antisemitism looks like but we would be Happy to Provide You the Experience!"

This is as big a deal as Mamdani actually? In forever fascist ass MS...??? Like....

If you're asking me about the Seattle election results.... ... ...yeah this shit doesn't surprise me in the slightest. There is a wealthy contingent in this city that doesn't make a peep, doesn't get involved, but they sure know how to put their foot down when the rest of us get out of pocket.

these people are ridiculous

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I have a hole in my backyard and in it I’m keeping a big metal box with a lock on it. anyways that’s where I’m gonna put ross douthat’s skull. I’ll take it out and look at it for 5 minutes once a year on my birthday

We call this liberalism and it slaps.

Honestly, it seems like Target is waiting for Amazon to swoop in and relieve them of these burdensome storefronts. AmazonGo and AmazonFresh were busts since they offer nothing new/different and have negative brand value. Target stores can sell Amazon product w/o infrastructure investment.

They said who died?

Honestly the most effective appeal for trans rights I’ve found for my parents is, “are you gonna let East Coast sensibilities dictate your political choices?”

Once again tapping my sign that what the centrist pundits are mad about is West Coast politics and everyone else is baffled because West Coast politics are kind of their own thing and Democratic political squabbles are completely different in the Midwest and on the East Coast.

Why can't I find the "Cheney's Got a Gun" segment from The Daily Show It's one of my favorite bits and finally other people can enjoy it as well This is the best I could find: youtu.be/qDb8LLtewo8?...

I brought this hammock in to dry before I put it away for the season, and the ferrets decided it was an airship that they were going to take on an adventure.

Picard: there ARE FOUR GUYS! FOUR

Honey badger don't give a fuck

Every year I emphasize that you shouldn't attack Democrats in the run-up to Election Day. This is me saying it again. Even if they're actively shitting the bed, you can save it for after the polls close

Rich and sheltered, never really needing to struggle or suffer; it closes off entire regions of semantic and epistomological space from the mind; words related to those experiences mean nothing to them because they aren’t attached to anything they know about

my professor at ucla, saul friedlander, used to say that nazism was the negation of all life, so when i see these clips of ice agents beating dodgers fans after the world series or kidnapping people at home depot, it’s just the negation of all human life. the elimination of humanity.

Dad: oh look, another nursing home you can put your mother in once I'm gone Mom: what if I die first, ever think of that Me: yeah, if that happens, he'd be following after the next day, it would be a discount funeral, 2-for-1 Mom: he wouldn't do that! Dad: oh I would absolutely do that

Equating being single and childless with selfishness is particularly wild coming from a nominal Catholic. The church is always trying to get people to sign up for vocations which require celibacy

My mom was like, “all of the aging couples we know, at least one of them is going into dementia”. And I said, “oh yeah, we know” and for some reason I got in trouble.

I was excited (!!!) to show my parents all the work I've done in the garden, but it sucked because my dad just pointed out tripping hazards and code violations, and this is a metaphor for our entire relationship.

i hate that AI has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online, which is my primary use of social media. i don't even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in paris

This is a Burmese ferret-badger, taxidermied obviously. It was in the Burke Museum at UW. Why did they pose him like he's challenging the viewer to a rap battle?? The expression is perfection.

"look how bad I fucked up this bathroom, the D00m Bathroom guy would be impressed!" Please tell me this bathroom is on any floor other than the one which is supported by the earth. I'm sure the marble adds no structural concerns at all.

Gen Z, welcome to this discourse which Millenials are quite familiar with from years 2008-present.

Like this?

My least-favorite subplot of Addams Family Values, where Fester gets married to Joan Cusack. But great costumes, guys!

I think most billionaires are going to say "OK, I had a great deal from 1980 to 2028, but now it's back to business as usual, and I should be paying a 70% marginal income tax rate."