Blessed are the Blerds

The thing is, marble of this thickness and ahem, veneer quality, is CHEAP/TACKY, not to mention easy to produce. He’s using scrap marble to gussy up the joint. Marble is only impressive in huge statues because it rarely comes in large chunks! He’s using the bits they chip off as superficial bling.

Dog enjoyed holiday

goals.

An extremely charming and stylishly made romcom

Yeah, parents identified in photo #3

Scott Adams still not dead yet?

upper middle class suburban winemoms are the backbone of American democracy and small business owners are the backbone of American fascism few understand this

I personally feel that our greatest universities should not be run by various homunculoid perverts appointed by a consortium of churches from the rapist denomination

My grandma lived to be 92 and was mentally sharp until like, 88. My mom’s 75 and at that mental state already. It actually does make me really angry and sad. I wanted more time with my bright, funny mom, not a petulant teenager who thinks we’re all making fun of her all the time.

2/2: I think of the American Dream of abundance and liberty, of new starts filled with hope and dreams and opportunities. Of hard work and sacrifice to create a better life. And then I think of how this administration has ripped all that away from the poorest and least powerful. #NoMerryChristmas

1/2: Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all. When I reflect with gratitude on all I have, my thoughts turn to those who have had their lives ripped apart this past year, and for what? It has to stop. #PoliticalCartoon #EditorialCartoon #Christmas #HumanRights #ICE #Immigration #Resist #Trump

A perfect encapsulation of the “male loneliness crisis”

Stephen sleeps on a military base because he’s worried we’ll eat his children in front of him.

When you yell at the person always exploding in anger and it’s omg hdu what is wrong w/you

Normalize wishing ill for the leader of the aggressive hostile power literally invading your homeland and killing your people.

...Thanks, Steve.

Anybody else ever want a menstruation visualizer? No? Just me? I’m always super curious if this sensation like rafts of uterine tissue peeling away in great sheets is like, accurate to the reality.

Literally how I am at the vet every time they say she’s fat and needs to lose weight. Oh yeah, I’m totally gonna make this 16 year old go on a diet, fuck outta heah

The idea that life would be about the same for people in America right now no matter who won the 2024 election is probably the most Caucasian thing I've ever read - and this is coming from me, a guy so white you can read by me in a dark room.

incredible that these guys make more money than they could ever dream to spend and THEN decide that the most important thing in life is spreading their genetic material as widely as possible. buddy you talked yourself into having the same life goal as ragweed

I think that's right. I'd also suggest that at least some of SCOTUS falling over itself for Trump is a echo of the press'd absurd declaration that his victory represented a sea change in the country. The more that becomes painfully apparent, the less SCOTUS *may* defer to him.

This is just cold reading. You know when you read a detailed zodiac chart about what all Libras are like, and half is like YEAH and also ow, and the rest is like huh??? but you only remember the stuff that you resonated with? Same thing.

Trump benefits if he can build a narrative that random bullshit implicating him is in the files, is celebrated, and then is shown to be fake. They had no incentive to debunk it (or at least not to say they debunked it). The files include anonymous and pseudonymous crap sent to the prison or the FBI.

Maybe he should take the trash out in exchange for his wife doing all the shopping.

One of the trademark signs of a terrible, incompetent boss is the boss that swoops in at the last possible second to mandate a bunch of stupid changes to projects that are already done.

Being home means being part of a family. Nothing independent may occur. We will all be eating breakfast together even if that breakfast is do-your-own-thing. Did you get enough to eat? Sleep ok? Coffee? Juice? Migraine headache?

The Biden theory of everything was that talking about anything from the Trump Administration would only make it harder for the country to move past it & get back to normal. It could not have failed more dramatically.

Beneath contempt.

Some cis people have a very aggressive response to people (esp trans but not always) challenging the gender binary. It’s like, “I’m not racist….what the HELL is HAPPENING with that black girl holding the white boy’s hand, NOT ON MY WATCH!”

do i think epstein would have written an abuser out of the blue with whom he sympathized, bemoaning that trump was just as bad and lamenting how unfair it was? have you read any of his emails? of course i think that. guy was *constantly* writing to other notable people, and was *always* unsubtle.

The people running the actual United States of America will commit a war crime or torture a few hundred immigrants and IMMEDIATELY run to Twitter to do some “based” meme post about it and yet we still refuse to recognize that social media incentives are pretty much the poison killing modern society.

What in the All-Star Goddamn Batman and Robin fuck

Maaaaaaaan How can this be real I wish to register a complaint

Canada is being such a good friend to us. When this nightmare is over we definitely need to be sending them thankyou baskets

America's promise- give us your tired and poor, huddled masses and we'll pay to ship them to concentration camps. This year this country has flunked every morality test it's faced and it will be made to know international shame for it.

if I went to Home Depot to buy a hammer and a dude jumped out of nowhere to tell me I can use the hammer to build a replica of my dead grandma, I'd probably 1) leave the store and 2) develop an aversion to hammer bros

So you're saying that 60 Minutes story got.... (puts on sunglasses) (puts on a second pair of sunglasses) (puts on a third pair of sunglasses) (walks into wall) (pours a gallon of eggnog over my head) (staggers back to the mic in confusion) ......Bari'd?

also that even more than in the past the rich and powerful are looking for sycophants who can tell them they're actually brilliant, a trend that has worsened ever since the rich got mad at ordinary people on social media telling them they were shit.

one thing that is kind of nice about trump is he just says the quiet part out loud yes, the idea is to drive house prices down with more supply, and yes, that means that some people are going to lose some unearned wealth

Oh look, another libertarian who can’t do basic math or doesn’t understand the current two-party electoral paradigm. He doesn’t vote and thinks he and other nonvoters aren’t responsible for Trump’s reign of five-alarm fuckery. Anyone who didn’t vote for Harris absolutely shares the blame. Full stop.