indy near westside his name is Howard, he's chipped

You love to see it.

BLAMMO! It's fucking fall!

Yeah. In the action RPG of American politics, the primary stats of a politician are boldness and sincerity. Intelligence, decency, honesty, literacy, coherence - all secondary stats. No amount of them will make up for lacking boldness and/or sincerity.

I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win www.cnn.com/2025/09/22/e...

Wrote this for all my Gen-X broken-brained ladies 💜

Let me say something I have never thought much less said before: I am really curious what Jimmy Kimmel is going to say.

Slow Horses recaps by yours truly are going up on @moviejawn.com every Wednesday. Two more days!

"Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that." Looking forward to seeing Jimmy back on the air.

There should be a word for that cognitive situation where you need to search backward to figure out what news story is leading everyone online to talk about (for example) the rapture

this sweater is meant to commemorate duckhead's 160th anniversary as a brand but i might buy it as a "160th anniversary of appomattox and emancipation" www.duckhead.com/collections/...

if you have a Christian family you’ve been wanting to wordlessly abandon tomorrow would be a great day to do it

You guys, so many Romance girlies are reading "On Tyranny" that they've broken the Goodreads recommendations algorithm. 10/10; no notes. #romancelandia

Trying to set a rule for myself where I share what I think is good journalism for every quote dunk of the New York Times because ultimately I’d rather have good journalism than call Bret Stephens a stupid asshole for the 9000th time when he’s not even an especially interesting stupid asshole

YOU FUCKING KNOW IT FUCK YEAH

got scammed by some fucking hippy band. knew i shouldn’t have opened that email from Phish

"Italy’s grassroots unions, which represent hundreds of thousands of people ranging from schoolteachers to metalworkers, called for a 24-hour general strike...long delays for national trains and limited public transport in major cities, including Rome." apnews.com/article/ital...

Look, I'm an easy mark for "Space Adventures of Single Dad and his Son" and I'm happy to enjoy things that I know are not "good," and even still that trailer just felt to me like an upcoming LEGO set sizzle reel.

I’m always telling people that Baruch Spinoza “canceled his cancelers where it really mattered: in his own mind”

Just got an email from a scam academic journal asking if I wanted to "explore new advances in White Psychodrama" and it's just got me like: buddy, I can watch the news myself.

Is this the first thing that has only one Coen bro on it but is still good?

thought of several puns, checked the replies first to make sure I would not be repeating something, and they were all there plus another. way to go, trekkies. 🖖🏻

Includes Tom Hanks, Jennifer Aniston, and Lin Manuel-Miranda but letting gay people know it also includes Meryl Streep, Pedro Pascal, Lena Dunham, Jane Krakowski, Kirsten Dunst, and Parker Posey

shit ain’t over til it’s over

Hmm well I can admit I was wrong about it being out of the news by last Wednesday. Although I could argue the Kimmel Saga has been the story since then and anyway the “this changes everything” stuff was dispensed with on schedule.

Dave Filoni, typing: “Summarize social media postings about me from fans, what do they want?” chatbot: “Almost all the posts are about you just mashing action figures together and calling it a story.” Filoni: “Oh good! That was already my plan!”

The Environmental Protection Agency will answer questions about the cleanup of the Reilly Tar Superfund site in West Indianapolis during an open house Sept. 24. This cleanup is in response to groundwater monitors detecting the cancer-causing chemicals. https://bit.ly/3K8hBFT

let’s start calling sweatpants, pajama pants, and any other non-constricting soft pants “boneless pants”

update the answer is “oh hell yeah!” also made us some iced decaf dirty chai

reposting the text image referenced above, this time with Alt text

cabbage is the unsung MVP of the brassicas

"In a landmark study, OpenAI researchers reveal that large language models will always produce plausible but false outputs, even with perfect data, due to fundamental statistical and computational limits." www.computerworld.com/article/4059...

watching The Bourne Ultimatum for the first tine and excited that Scott Glenn and David Straithairn, two great That Guys, are both here. I hope they have a scene together where they argue about CIA office politics.

wait, can I use these frozen leftover pancakes to make french toast sticks?! would that work? is it even legal?

putting the litter box in progressively larger enclosures like a matryoshka doll of cat crap

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Celebrating Deaf Awareness Month Ukrainian Sign Language (USL), also known as Ukrayinska Zhestova Mova (УЖМ). USL is a distinct, indigenous language with its own consistent grammar, derived from the Old French Sign Language family. 🇺🇦🤟🏻 youtu.be/oVAPyTlF40k?...

- 10 to 15 DS9 spinoffs - An EXTREMELY adult serialized Alf drama - At least one good sports show - “We Are Going To Win!” - a game show hosted by our dear Dr. Táíwó where contestants are shown clips of autocrats trying shit and competing to guess how they crashed out. - Fit/Roast with Menswear Guy

we're going to win

why did everyone decide to switch to filming video vertically instead of horizontally for the internet Remember when we used to make fun of people who uploaded vertical videos

I did terrible things to get to four movies this week.

almost for sure a classical music station or car talk. every once in a while, Steppenwolf or CCR.

i’ll say that i think these are a good buy if you are upgrading from first gen airpod pros or from regular airpods. if you have gen 2 airpod pros, a firmware update and some third-party foam tips get you 95% of the way to the new ones. www.theverge.com/headphone-re...

I should just keep a spoon in my purse for unexpected Yats! trips.

Sometimes I laugh about the time @brandyjensen.bsky.social wrote a lede for the ages and then we get to the next line and see what it’s actually about yalereview.org/article/bran...

Only 2 days left to go on this massive giveaway! Tell everyone!