I hope they release the video of Arike Ogunbowale punching that man. #UnRivaled

At that age where alcohol just makes me sleepy. Hardly even get a buzz. 😭

If you see a crocodile don’t forget to scream. 😱

Some places are saying hundreds of US soldiers have been killed? Surely it’s just Iran dreaming, right?

The article that states they did change the recipe to some of the candies….. #dumbass

Sometimes my husband will just start reading Facebook posts out loud. #help

When you’re just sitting there minding your own business and your sinuses decide to drain. 😭 #postnasaldrip

I'm in that stage of marriage where my husband tells me the same story about every two months. #help

The first really warm, wet day of the year is my favorite in Indiana. They use so much salt on the roads that it smells like the ocean breeze.

Just had a tuna grinder at 9 pm. I’m sure I won’t regret this at all…………….

WTF

Indiana. I need it to stop raining. My toilet isn’t flushing right. 🙏

Remember. Democrats only hate ai slop if Trump and his admin post it.

I hope if I ever have a stroke I don’t turn into a Republican like Fetterman did.

The Mayor of Indianapolis Joe Hogsett is publicly supporting a DATA CENTER to be placed in a historically black neighborhood called Martindale-Brightwood through an organization he chairs called Indy Economic Development. The secretary of the organization is the President of AES

Husband took the baby to dinner. I’m going to make myself some oatmeal then take a shower. #nightoff

Sometimes you just have to let people drown. Figuratively not literally

How you going to be in that hot little retro Porsche and not know how to drive stick? Embarrassing

So we killed the supreme leader only for him to be replaced by an even more radical supreme leader... Great plan, guys!

Al Jazeera calling Hegseth US Secretary of Defense 🤌🤌

Wait. We bombed Ecuador?

I see white Democrats in Texas haven’t learned a damn thing. Talarico isn’t more progressive than Crockett. 🤦‍♀️

One thing I will do is make time to block people in my mentions.

Water table so high it’s in our hvac. Yay

Ayatollah this wassa gonna happen 🤌

Had a lovely beer until he shit in the tub.

Ayatollah Killed In U.S. Airstrike https://theonion.com/ayatollah-killed-in-u-s-airstrike/

I love my UConn Huskies but not spend $62 for a pair of shorts, love them.

I expect a full Benghazi style investigation from republicans

You're trapped in the last TV show you watched. Where are you?

This lovely weather and sleep deprivation are resulting in a migraine. Going to chug coffee and work from bed today.

EXCLUSIVE: At more than 30 installations, U.S. commanders told troops the war on Iran is a Christian war. The Military Religious Freedom Foundation has been “inundated” with more than 110 complaints. One NCO said they were told the U.S. war is to bring about Armageddon and the return of Jesus…

The Army rejected my son on medical waivers. Guess he’ll not get blown up any time soon.

I hope you mean EOD your time because I’m not getting anything done before 5 pm ET.

I see bluesky has gone from international affairs experts to medical doctors.

I will never question the actions, timing or motives of the Witches of Bluesky, but now would be great.

I’m surprised they haven’t blamed Biden for this war yet.

During the monthly marketing meeting: Let’s all share one fun thing we did this weekend.

Is this what he’s mad about? He takes AIPAC money, doesn’t he.

Spam is almost $5 a can. wtf?

Leftists forgetting how evil Anthropic is just because it pissed off Trump.

Spring may be coming, but our chocolate Easter bunnies are still snug in their knitted jumpers. Milk, ruby, or Oat M!lk vegan. You decide. 🍫🐰

Because we “obliterated” them over the summer.

She Got Game Weekend Updates Thankx to my WoManager and the incredible team of women pulling this event together

Let’s not forget the evil anthropic has already done.

Oh boy, the letter that the White House is about to receive from Dems is going to be so sternly worded, it will be game over.

Boost Veterans services and get veterans off the streets? Bomb Iran

Iran? You haven’t even finished Venezuela. How can you have any Iran if you don’t finish your Venezuela!

More proof these are just pathetic men trying to be cool.

There really isn’t a need to post old tweets from this administration. They have no self awareness or shame.