The college guys across the street got an inflatable bouncy house, water slide and for about an hour it was really awkward watching a bunch of dudes slide down it shirtless. Finally the girls are showing up.

Double ear infection and possible conjunctivitis. Wheeeee

Someone made a techno version of baby songs.

Every time an illness goes around the daycare class, it is tracked back to the same kid. 🙃

Has Stephen A Smith been fired yet for sexual harassment?

Is this photoshopped? All the videos I see from this don’t support this photo

Just watched a lady walk out of Lowe’s garden center without paying. 😮

DC now has exploding buses? Yikes

I’ve been letting everyone know grandson will be placed with his new family within 2 weeks. No one seems to want to see him one more time. 🤷‍♀️

But we obliterated their weapons in the summer. How did they build new ones so fast

You belong here @kylebrandtsky.bsky.social

This Dirty Dew tastes like key lime pie

I just passed the A-Team. They’re headed south to Tapp Rd.

I love this town.

Because AI is NEVER wrong.

7,000 steps today. Tomorrow I shoot for 8,000.

He can’t sell classes so he’s pushing more emails. Surely that will fix it.

51 grams of protein for breakfast. I’m going to regret this

I’d like to thank Centerpoint for releasing the pressure off the natural gas lines but why at 5 am? 😭 it’s so loud

The more I interact with her the less impressed I become.

Sometimes I am the problem.

So tired that I worry if I sit in the recliner to work, I'll fall asleep.

Was gifted a Starbuck’s thermos. It claims to keep coffee hot for 9 hours. It was warm in 3 hours

What if it’s Natasha Cloud that isn’t accepting contracts. Maybe she wants more money?

Ya know, as long as I don’t lay down or breathe in too deep, this cough isn’t so bad. #rsv

Mamdani: "What are we fighting for?. When you look back at the history books of our party, 100 years ago we had a very clear vision of what we were fighting for. It's sad that for too many Americans, when they want to look for ambition in the Democratic Party, then have to turn to a history book."

My biggest fear is that they won’t let us see the grandbaby once they have custody

Finally, some good news.

I’m old enough to remember when Jake Tapper was a respected journalist.

Woke up feeling hungover and I didn’t even drink.

Did a little retail therapy. Bought some cute palazzos, a couple of linen tops. Then I bought the baby Spider-Man tshirts.

People who drive with dogs in their laps should be heavily ticketed.

The #WNBA page doesn't show Natasha Cloud as a player.... she's under the filtered "Historical Players" 😭😭

Department of Deez Nuts

The coffee is almost too strong. Almost

Pope Leo today: "Blessed are the peacemakers." "Woe to those who manipulate religion and the very name of God for their own military, economic and political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth."

Even if Hegseth knew it was a Pulp Fiction quote, it doesn’t make it right. That line was created for a murderer who was self righteous. It’s not a line for our military personnel.

The gabapentin works so well for my cat we only need to give her one dose every few days. ❤️

Perfect. #IranWar

a yelling RFK Jr denies making comments about Black children that Rep. Sewell printed out and put on a placard

Men would rather become a Yankees fan than get therapy. 🤢

YouTube has no sound? Ugh

@ryanmarino.bsky.social what do all these meds do? Keep them awake?

How the fuck is Chili’s out of skillet cookies‽ wtf

Natasha Cloud still being available is wrong. #wnba ftw.usatoday.com/story/sports...

They keep mentioning the Just War Theory, but this is what the Catholic Church teaches about that. The war against Iran fails this test. www.usccb.org/sites/defaul...

I once got high in my friend’s jeep and ended up at a Dunkin. I don’t remember the drive but i can still taste that box of Munchkins #teleported

Decided to walk around Lowe’s for a bit to check out plants. Currently coughing up a lung. It’s bad out there.

Bought a tomato plant way too early in the season but I can throw a blanket over it if I need to.

OMG she uses ChatGPT as her therapist