World roundup: January 9 2026

World roundup: January 8 2026

I guess governing by polls is just the hot thing now, but it would be good if its advocates could wrestle with the fact that there's something deeply insincere and off-putting about Dem politicians issuing statements like "how does shooting a woman in the face bring down the price of eggs???"

World roundup: January 7 2026

Trump is an interventionist isolationist! A humble narcissist! A genius imbecile! A floor wax and a dessert topping! He’s less filling and tastes great!

World roundup: January 6 2026

A touching tribute to Mike F

World roundup: January 5 2026

oh my god are you fucking kidding me

to quote Chris Rock, "that train's never late"

World roundup: January 3-4 2026

we're going to take you inside one of America's oldest and most venerated newsrooms to see how these seasoned reporters cover such a momentous situation with insight and gravitas [opens door to newsroom and a bunch of reporters playing with GI Joes] "pew pew, take that Madumbo you're dead wheee!!!"

Genuinely the least informed, least intellectually curious, least insightful, least observant, least rigorous, least wise, least self-conscious, least thorough, and least psychologically stable blogger of our time. I don't think it's really even close

“Several things about Venezuela can be true at once” holy fuck somebody should preserve your brain in amber immediately because you are obviously The Most Reasonable Person Who Ever Lived

Regime Change is Back on the Menu

Congratulations to Viceroy Big Balls of Venezuela

You really don’t get to just indict a sitting head of state to provide justification for a military invasion and kidnapping, but as ever might makes right.

Hi, American here. The US only topples other countries' leaders illegally when it's *very distressed* about how they have oil. 😕

“Should the president be ignoring the advice of medical professionals” yes obviously are you daft

World roundup: December 18 2025

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World roundup: December 13-14 2025

What’s worse, Fetterman working harder to get a pardon for Netanyahu than healthcare for his own constituents….or the fact that he did the Netanyahu letter in secret?

World roundup: December 12 2025

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World roundup: December 5 2025

I'm very excited to announce that I've just been named the winner of the first ever 1-800-Flowers.com Award for Advances in the Field of Biomechanics

World roundup: December 4 2025

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World roundup: December 1 2025

If a man personally implicated in war crimes can remain atop the Pentagon, why would he stand by and risk his freedom should Vance (or Trump again) lose the 2028 election? And unless Bradley sees the inside of a brig, the message to USSOCOM's chain of command is that no action is impermissible.

World roundup: November 29-30 2025

This was a great conversation, I’m excited for people to listen to it.

Mamdani going in there calling Trump sir a couple times and singing the 1-800-588-EMPIRE jingle with him and effortlessly turning him into a committed socialist.

how is rainbow B-52 not exactly the same as the other one to the people who are being bombed

World roundup: November 20 2025

World roundup: November 19 2025

HOLOCAUST CONSCIOUSNESS (202?)

This is the lady who wrote Michelle Obama's "When they go low, we go high" speech

World roundup: November 18 2025

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World roundup: November 14 2025

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