kinda blown away by how good the kang shi fu sichuan green pepper noodles are

just found out if you tell the staff at PDX you have autism they will let you borrow a nice laminated plane spotting guide unique to our airport with comprehensive charts and diagrams. that's fuckin service

@cdnza.bsky.social has added you to the “Gaslighters (still haven’t switched to induction stoves)” moderation list

if you lie about your credentials but still deliver beyond expectations you should get to keep the job. do you believe in meritocracy or not

🔜 Having to call 1-800-COP-SHOT after ICE opens fire on CPD

by the end of this month I will have moved thrice within a decade all by myself and my little prius c

about to move a storage rack without disassembling first here’s hoping this works because I’ll need to do this three more times

can someone tell me which subfaction(s) I belong to

subconscious aversion to physical activity while the sun is out

we are going to hatch so many eggs

forcing all software to properly acknowledge Address Line 2 should be an urbanist goal

killing the vibe with a single line: “contact customer support to make modifications”

lots of internet fame waiting for the first cop to cross out ICE on their vest and show only POL

feeling soreness for the first time in a leg muscle that I don’t recall using yesterday

being treasured by a sibling rocks. highly recommend. if you’re an only child tell your parents to get busy and/or adopt

among the weirder Democratic tics is that it's unfair for their voters to have object permanence

we were SO CLOSE to getting an age-gap teacher-student incest trifecta

tired: asking robots whether they'd help a tortoise that's struggling on its back in the hot sun wired: asking humans whether they consider it a kind of cruelty or violence to stomp a patch of wildflowers to mush for no reason except to delight in destroying something beautiful

damn low-hanging fruit’s got hands

gonna be so dumb when the responsibility of leading The Resistance falls upon kathleen courtney hochul but you know what why not what the heck

Fuck you *git commits your .DS_Store file*

owning a home isn’t enough. I dream of paying land value tax

no longer recognizing the concept of “chicken breast” in this house. henceforth fka-chicken-breast will only be acknowledged as “dry protein mass to be used as filler in curry/chili”

I’m a fundlowerer

OOF photoshop 2020 doesn’t run on tahoe

a good fitted pair of work gloves really changes the game

I think I’ve lost my taste for 肉鬆

any other bandcamps I needed to be reminded about

this is how I learn that the bread cashback amex card, despite marketing itself as a forex-free card, does not process JPY

life is short. cash out

moving is the easy part

dec/acc means yelling at everyone to work on their own websites

nyc tlc plate T127528C traces to a Franklin Leoner Monzon Hernandez (via nyc open data)

accidentally put my lunch on the wrong shelf in the minifridge so now we get to find out how costco chicken tastes when defrosted

“go to bed early” yields unbelievable roi

[returning videotapes voice] I have to work on some spreadsheets

One of the Millennial Superpowers is coming of age in an objectively shit era

really don’t know how some people have time for that shit

a chef’s kiss of a review

anyway if anyone is looking to donate toward typhoon ragasa relief in taiwan, here is a reliable org with boots on the ground and more:

was about to download an album but noticed a bandcamp link in the search results so I guess thats what I’m buying tomorrow

current favorite video genre is “expat influencers/microcelebrities volunteering to shovel mud in hualien and exhausted to the point they blank out when interviewed in mandarin”

almost got defeated by window blinds. apparently you can just push them up or pull them down without a string now

if you have trouble coping with boredom I think you should be sent to the mines

if I felt as strongly as some people do about a certain ongoing shitshow On Here I would’ve upped and left long ago so I don’t really see the point of torches and pitchforks

love it when my phone drops 3ft onto pavement and I can pick it up like nothing happened bc the case punches way above its weight

My name is JD Vance and I’m here to say Why is the Pope acting all weird and gay? Telling me about immigrants I ain’t care to pay Jesus forgave me not Jose

pivoting to becoming a 臭臉姐 due to the economy

my train got cancelled last night because the recently retired president of adelphi university drove drunk

stopped myself from doing a terrible thing. not really worth clapping even