rewatched the ramyeon scene from W just to hurt myself

People hating snow and winter is just them falling for the propaganda of big heat

this is apparently doing massive psychic damage to people but because I am not an elder millennial I am going to go ahead and retweet without consequence

ok so this still works for old ios/ipados

the single apple music feature I wish I could have is animated album art

We have officially arrived at the “DSA candidates are just Democrats who want to do something instead of nothing” stage

I respect storefronts a little more when they use whole dollars

windowserver keeps giving my macbook seizures. why did they have to call it that

now this is content created in a lab for me www.instagram.com/reel/DRkFwNX...

swear jar for those of you who keep sharing freepress garbage and ragebait essays from the cut, atlantic et al. also the whole n*zzi/l*zza/rfkj drama

I'd know those teeth anywhere—that's a gift horse

making a spicy noodle soup for dinner just to say “yeah well fuck you too” to my sinuses

the Agenda is alive and well,, trust the plan

managed to swiffer and vacuum this afternoon

suffering from snow fomo

sorry to all the missed calls but thanks for thinking of me at least?

🤫 but what I really want is glass roofs on all train cars

my goodness the electrolyte craving after 12½ hours in bed is crazy, I swear I could’ve downed the entire jar of kimchi if not for the threat of stomachache

uWu *notices your ballot bulge*

climbed into bed at 11:15 and rotted until noon since I can’t do anything else anyway

brain is actively itching to do physical housework things but body refuses to cooperate

my kn95s are somewhere in here, how do I borrow dust resist from the future to use in the present

in all the nyc locations you get a bus stop at best lol

FOUND ONE (usb-a-to-c charging cable)

my most unsympathetic pedagogical opinion is I don’t bother with teaching people who don’t want to learn bsky.app/profile/jesb...

big mistake to be rummaging through dusty boxes when my sinuses are already icky

mychart doesn’t list my pp doctor’s name anymore in the appt confirmation :/ hope she’s still there

不如把平常亂買衣服的錢省下來找天去韓國做醫美好了

28 min for what is usually a 12 min drive, suburbs are hell

car stereo smut audiobook jumpscare

haha shit almost bought more shoes. good thing they were out of my size

update on this, more of the songs have grown on me

jaykay more like pre-laundry

when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:

Bluesky才是藍天白雲 😤 為什麼都往Threads那裡跑啊

pointing at random things in the street and sighing “recession indicator” so passerbys know I disagree with capitalism

lol so if you leave your phone next to your airpod case it drains it presumably from all the battery level pings

part of me wants to be tricked into black friday shopping but the deals I’ve seen have been so mediocre, pathetic even

forgot to close my bedroom door -_- running the air purifier on high now

XinU has a really nice voice to fall asleep to

boiling chicken bones just because I want some activity on the stove

bluesky is a psyop by big DNS to sell more DNS records

“懷念 web 1.0” [I slam the follow-back like I’m a judge on The Voice]

USian this USian that, next thing you know they’re calling asian americans “USAsian”

or me or both of us your choice really

remember if you’re worried about overspending on black friday you can just give me the money instead

just wrote a bookmarklet, in the year of our lord 2025

eating leftovers on most days: [no audio] eating leftovers on thanksgiving: shoutout to past-me for making all this food for present-me, you da biggest goat on this prairie

cdnza//corpus

they should invent necklace clasps that don’t make you feel like the clumsiest ape alive