I don't think we'll ever get another sentence which sums up everything the New York Times embodies quite like "Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians".

you will live in the pod you will eat the bugs

leider müssen aufgrund der aktuellen wirtschaftlichen Lage nun auch die Eisbären weinen

first day of my "weekend" & I've mostly spent it feeling sad, anxious & tired so far, love that for me

me

tired

I'm basically like if a straight guy was a woman

i'm heterogynephilic

she's got a certain "urbanmech with an AC/20" quality to her, if you know what I mean

genuinely atp i sincerely believe that god has some plan for america's transsexuals and there have been a series of divine interventions to make certain we survive long enough to do whatever the fuck it is that we're on standby for.

coach says I'm "well on my way" to my BJJ brown belt this is encouraging but also makes me impatient & desirous of more training opportunities so I can get gud fr

ippon throw every BJJ white belt 2025

under communism if you work in a café all your customers will be nice & you'll always see just enough of them not to be bored but never more than that

one thing I enjoy is noticing when people believe that their opinions and perspectives reflect some kind of objective reality

it's one thing to say that all have sinned & feel very forgiving of that, whether in others or in oneself, & another thing to be sinned against personally & forgive that with similar grace

You gotta look the most annoying dumbest most crashing out volatile motherfuckers in your life in the eyes and say ily how can i help. You at least gotta try, you owe it to your worst self to be there for theirs

your friends who have gone before are clearing out the seven-storied heavens

following that many people is like putting every ingredient in your kitchen into a soup and drinking it (it makes you seem mentally unwell)

I'm sorry I meant to say something else that was less infuriating

heute hatten sie wieder :)

unleash your inner skeleton

I came out west to find a home among strangers, only to find few strangers here once I had truly arrived

tragic: the specific technological advances you have a weird beef with are not cleanly separable from the rest

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the unparalleled indignity of being a transexual

any advice I have to give about interpersonal dynamics is almost certainly useless for neurotypicals

this archetype remains undefeated

you cannot sit motionless in the heart of these perils

CHOTINER: So your son is 14, is that right? IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If— CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother? IKARI: Look, let me answer the question. CHOTINER: Sure.

christian ethics are "good" but weak in mortal contest. hellenic ethics are "bad" but strong in mortal contest. the essence of slave morality may simply be that mortal contests are okay to lose, while master morality refuses this

weißt ihr

you can hardly regard any creatures of the deep with the same feelings that you do those of the shore

not now kitten or mommys gonna catch a charge

armbarred my muay thai coach three times in MMA sparring tonight, at the low price of taking half a dozen elbows to the face & at least one unanswered hook to the button lol

1990s kids book: My Dad 2000s kids book: My Two Dads 2010s kids book: My Three Dads 2020s kids book: My Four Dads 2030s kids book: Hitler Goes To The Zoo

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you don't use alt text because you're inconsiderate, I don't use alt text because I don't want my images to have that kind of searchable metadata & also any of my homies who want alt text can get free bespoke descriptions of anything I post read to them by me over the phone

HANG IN THERE BABY!! #art

do you think Smith & Wesson ever explored each other's bodies

not convinced by this "dyson sphere" thing. there's gotta be a way to make a star boil water to turn a turbine instead

Would you guys still respect me if I didn’t sit in a throne of skulls

when I see men shaped like this , my eyes dilate & I fall into a predatory crouch in the tall grass,

there's a local food kitchen got me sick twice when I ate there as a volunteer & two homeless people told me the same. "Food safety" clearly bourgeois

how many preppers or survivalists you think could make it on the streets for a month just like percentage-wise

I think we should give every homeless person in the united states a grenade & just see what happens—whatever it is, just remember: we deserve it!

virtue ethics is largely cope for justifying your contempt for other people & that's why it's good