transgressive fiction career not panning out? time to start Jesus posting, jabroni

yeah how many times have I heard that one

getting a masters so I can start calling my parties "salons"

they're putting me up against the wall for my crimes but in an erotic way

going to the UK this summer and saying "ello guvnah" to everyone until I'm beaten to death

I mostly go to the gym to do some focused reading

this is news because it's actually an improvement

a little clickbaity for the paper of record

cialis as part of a pre workout gym routine is so funny. guys will really do anything other than address the gaping hole in their lives

you have to optimize and healthmaxx to prolong your life and experience more of the water wars and destructive heat

memba the 90s? you memba?

I'm not "based" anywhere, I live here

could you do me a solid and be someone new tomorrow?

there's always some one time payment scheme brewing in government when you could actually try and address the real issue

(wistfully) she was the apple of my ass

they should put a disclaimer up whenever you want to QT the news with "laws don't matter if the people in charge have no interest in enforcing them"

I'm a minor artistic figure and I don't need this shit

excellent, an opportunity to shamelessly plug my book feraldove.com/thisiswhatyo...

wrote about an odd book that gives a whole new meaning to the word "devotion" imo. David Markson vs "David Markson" in Afterword by David Markson, A Book by [NAME OF AUTHOR], published by @incastellated.bsky.social dragonetti.neocities.org/afterword

It's Friday the 13th, time to treat yourself to a little strange

wrote about an odd book that gives a whole new meaning to the word "devotion" imo. David Markson vs "David Markson" in Afterword by David Markson, A Book by [NAME OF AUTHOR], published by @incastellated.bsky.social dragonetti.neocities.org/afterword

(after sex) not bad, but you need to learn how to maximize your iframe dodges

excellent, an opportunity to shamelessly plug my book feraldove.com/thisiswhatyo...

going by what I see on Instagram, the biggest use case for gen AI is making videos where you can play dolls with dead celebrities

lol

everyone gave up putting up with my shit for lent

filming myself shaking and collapsing at Pilates and selling the videos for beer money

started at the bottom, now we're topping from the bottom

the most valuable content on this site is the pictures of books that people are reading

beautiful weather for a male manipulator like me to performatively read in Prospect Park

yeah so we recently finished the basement and put in this sick wine cellar if you want to come down here alone with me and check it out

I got a membership to Spectacle theater. The lure of $10 a month to be able to pop in for an obscure b-movie on a whim was too great

more like Glazed and Confused

we're in a recession. I can do hand and foot disease. but mouth? not in this economy

hey you're almost 40 but here's that thing you really liked when you were 10 that you can buy again for even more money. isn't that cool?

"I donno, I just have a bad feeling" - me, all the time about everything

real battle today between the healing powers of 60 degree weather and longer sunlight vs psychosis inducing missing hour of sleep

getting to claim we "went all night long" cause that lost hour saved my ass

how old do I feel? my age. how old do I look? my age. and I'm breaking the internet

take two of me and call me in the morning

place was selling "Italian thick" hot chocolate and I couldn't contain myself. I was like oh a hot chocolate named after me

For the Almanac, I wrote about JR, a novel that I have never finished but has had a profound influence on how I write and think about fiction: paradisealmanc.substack.com/p/a-pirate-e...

quick, people are coming over tonight, hide any sign that we actually live here

new work from returning Keep Planning contributor Eric T. Racher today, which appropriates a textual form that is surely familiar to orders of magnitude more people than "experimental fiction", and which is certainly unlike anything i've ever published before. do check it out

very much my cup of tea, will be writing about it on my site

I've actually taken to reading standing up, pacing around, and walking on the treadmill because sitting down makes me nervous

every once in a while, I like to check my spam folder to see several dozen versions of WE BLOCKED YOUR ACCOUNT, YOU ARE OUT OF CLOUD SPACE, YOU ARE UNDER ARREST

this mfers name is Markwayne