check out Private Equity Simulator on the summer Steam sale

Trader Joe's, the crown jewel of urban development and renewal

how much iced coffee before I transcend my corporeal form

posting spoilers to a song like "at 4:06 the riff goes crazy" and everyone gets mad at me for ruining it

(walking through the party, no one looking at me) yeah all these guys wanna crack my ass

people used to ask me what my deal was all the time and they don't anymore. I guess that means I've settled into my thing

I couldn't help but notice that your boyfriend looks like Ness from Earthbound with a cop mustache

I remember in the early 2000s there was the conservative punk website with stylized paper clip through the nose Ronald Reagan. which is to say we've been reheating this same turd for decades now. there is nothing new

we have our differences. you're a bit more of a liberal currents type. I'm partial to hammer and sickle memes. but I think we can both agree that we want to make this room stink tonight

uninstalled instagram from my phone. if I need to do anything on there, I'll do it from my desktop in a private window. one less distraction

if the Mets can win the World Series under the Mamdani administration, then I will agree he is the true kingmaker

"omg you people can't do anything" kind of an undefeated truth nuke

they're synthesizing going to church, going to the gym, and using AI to be an entrepreneur into a new fascist identity on Instagram

we need to start letting people know that their exercise routine isn't interesting

I have a document with 24k words in it. that's all I know. that's all I can say

I need to start using this line

my plan is to save enough to go into a nursing home at 60

this site does offer a fascinating insight into the inner workings of the MSNBC viewer's mind

yes, we can touch base later but I'm hoping it's more than our bases

new shirt partially related

one of the funniest types of guy in the world has to be "harsh noise conservative" a real person I've encountered at shows

Andrew Cuomo is in the pyyAAAAST

(blood shooting out of my eyes) it's an interlude, not a song. it shouldn't be on the vinyl tracklist

it's 2030 and I'm the "human in the loop" for an agentic swarm of AI girlfriends. I get paid $19/hr to make sure the girlfriend recognizes the "play with my balls" command instead of accidentally working the shaft

my district race is Jeffries running practically unopposed so not exactly exciting stuff

writer's block occurs in the balls

okay so I'm taking a couple of classes at FIT in the fall for furniture design

remind me to put my shirt back on before my next zoom call

getting reprimanded at work for not yet figuring out how to use Claude for everything lol I thought I was hired for my skill set

I've always said I do my best thinking while I'm on top of you

Woke Motley Crue be like "Theys Theys Theys"

I heard some people are punching above their intellectual weight class on the internet

what did you get me for Fathers Day

the way I get through a first draft is by alternating between coffee and alcohol while crying and saying "stupid, stupid"

(flirtatiously) I'm very much aware you could kill me

I walk with the speed of a gay man and the sense of aggressive entitlement of a straight man

sleep doctor: what you're experiencing at night are called "micro arousals" me: let me stop you right there, doc. there's nothing micro about when I'm aroused

I keep that thang on me (local news zine)

That's So Craven

I need to go walk in a circle in Prospect Park about this

enrolling into an MBA program so I have dedicated time to play with blocks and crayons

literally every conversation at work is about AI. it's all mgmt wants to talk about. apparently productivity means 10,000 people vibe code their own prototypes back and forth to one another and no one knows for what purpose

with Claude, I've maximized my orgasms to be more efficient so I can get right back to doing what matters: strategic thinking

my midlife crisis is not running off with an 18 year old in my new red Ferrari. it's being an artisan small business owner with a little storefront

you think the grass is greener on the other side? go ahead. look. that's right. no grass.

I've noticed a lot of this on new york social media. transplants want socialism, transplants want bike lanes, transplants want better public transportation, while "real new yorkers" want to turn the place into one big parking lot for the cars they need

yeah I've got a thing for milfs (age appropriate women)

idiot! why would you make this tiger out of paper

no it's fine. you can pretend I'm straight and I've never done this before. I get it

if the dust ever settles, I feel like the era of Big Data will be looked back on as a turning point in how we view humanity and not for the good