I have a fear that if I don't like a cat picture on here the cat will know it and the cat will be sad. I can not have that.

was trying to take a pic of my kitten watching me play minecraft but all I can focus on (ironically, bc it's out of focus) is my strange spider like trackpad technique :/

living alone was fun for a few months but who wants to rush into a relationship now lol offers are open

I can’t be the voice if you won’t sing along, I don’t wanna sing if you don’t know the song

in such a shitty stage of my life it makes me yearn for the other, marginally less shitty stages

ask your doctor if lying down in the forest to be consumed by the earth is right for you

alanis morissette didn’t top the charts. she tops car sales instead. “you auto know.” some buyers cry. she doesn’t.

alanis morissette's car dealership would be named you auto know

I want to thank microsoft for finally giving me the excuse to convert over to TempleOS now everything is HOSANNAH IMMINENT TABLECLOTH SURROUNDED UNEXPLODED FIRE TALL UPSET HOLLOW LIMBS GLASS FLYING

I don't like to brag but I'm pretty good at it

accidentally dropped someone's case of Sprite while trying to carry it to their door and then scurried away like a scared little roach

What the fuck is happening

I was walking into a store earlier at the same time as someone else, and she takes one look at me and goes "your zipper". and while I appreciate her letting me know, why was the first part of me she looked at my crotch???:/

The cashier at the gas station I always go to looked frazzled and she looks me dead in the eyes and goes "I need a blunt"

my emotions are a collective soul garage sale everything must go

I keep asking life where did you sleep last night

I accepted a return order which is just where you go to the customer's house first and then return the item to the store and it's always something ridiculous. anyway, I just picked up a single container of spinach

sustainable kelp farm sustainable kelp farm #minecraft

microtransactions

oh no the @knobfeel.bsky.social...

flirt flir fli fl f fa far fart

oh god they should have been teaching us how to make electronics as children but they didnt because they want us to be too stupid to know how it works oh god oh fuck fuck fuck

The Holiday sales rush takes its toll on retail staff yet again. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

I'm the busiest person in this Burger King bathroom

I have $0.50 to my name not even kidding lol if anyone has a few bucks to spare, I'd be grateful. $wheredthesodago on snap and venmo #mutualaid

An oldie from Inktober 2018: trilobyte

Rough sketch to animation. One of the many Abyss Creatures you'll encounter in @relicabyss.bsky.social✨ #indiedev #gamedev

*covered in gravy and whipped cream stains* hey you

there are worse things to be than lonely

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Watching the NYC marathon and after a couple of minutes, my son said “what are they running from”

I’m choosing 100 followers to work on an oil rig in the gulf of mexico next summer with yours truly

as a lifelong Tupperware enthusiast, if you call any plastic container 'Tupperware' I hate you

mentioned yesterday to my mom that I wanted a vintage Samsonite hard suitcase and today she finds this in a thrift store

i will literally kill myself right now if w****** ever disrespects me like this again

hello friend can I borrow $10 for gas lol $wheredthesodago #mutualaid ⛽

Rockalina is an unusual eastern box turtle who was in a kitchen for 50 years but eventually rescued. This is her beauty

Have a day, people.

lather, rinse, repeat is a scam perpetrated by big soap to sell more shampoo

post something random or you will be cursed for always and eternity

or me or both of us your choice really

they immediately took to their new mom. she promised to keep me updated with pics and has already texted saying "I love them so much!!" 🥹

comfortably gumb-o

whenever people tell me that their parents are boomers, it blows my mind because my mom is a gen x hippie born to parents that were part of the silent generation

idk what a steam machine is but I guarantee my Google TV with moonlight streaming achieves the same thing