lmao well there you have it

Jules Winnfield-ass monologue

Somewhere in El Paso there's a former USMA football player (iykyk) currently leading an ADA platoon, and he just got his first kill. Great job, team. Good stuff. www.newsweek.com/us-military-...

A minor irritant that disproportionately pisses me off is people who, rather than parking in a designated space in a strip mall parking lot, decide to park in the fire lane right in front of the store. Assholes! Petty grievances: Go

Want to walk the halls of power? Here's a short cut: 1. Volunteer as campaign staff, be heavily involved 2. Get rewarded with mid-level appointee role during the first two years of the administration 3. Take a role on the NSC when everyone abandons ship in years 3-4 4. Exit to tech or banking

Telling formerly smug coders freaking out about AI to Learn To Plumb The Depths of the Human Condition

this was the first skeet I saw when I opened bsky this morning

At this rate it feels like POTUS will spend the last year of his administration signing blanket pardons

Just noting, with interest, that there is now a precedent for seeking indictments against retirees and former servicemembers in elected or appointed political positions for certain types of political speech www.nytimes.com/2026/02/10/u...

spite was the motivation behind every promotion I ever earned in the military

Similar question for you nerds that read all the Star Wars novels: did the Rebel Alliance have to fend off attacks from space communists while simultaneously fighting the Empire

outlawed tunes on outlawed pipes

ngl I didn't think this was a real person, I assumed the account was a bit or performance art or something

Also to clarify you do not, under any circumstances, have to hand it to qanon, they can all eat shit. I do think that the existence of an informal but influential network of powerful men built on sexually exploiting young women and children (à la qanon) is a lot to wrap one's brain around

I haven't read any of the Epstein files, I just see what people reskeet here or whatever makes the mainstream news, and I can only conclude that its impossible to talk about this stuff without sounding completely insane. All the shit qanon was going on about, except real. It's too much to process

I still think this is the most humane way to deal with some of these assholes. Locked in the goon cave away from civilization.

Hey fellas if you are considering joining an elite (lol, lmao) state guard "SMU" just know that every third dude in the ranks is going to be a fed informant, so price that into your personal risk model

These libertarians?

I know people are anxious, and they have good reason. One thing that might help manage that anxiety is learning how the systems that you are anxious about actually work. I can think of no plausible scenario, under existing law, in which the military plays ANY role in ANY US election. Zero. None.

Oh boy

To clarify, I certainly don't think military service is a prerequisite for serving as a politician or for a politician to exercise effective control over the military. I'd love to see someone as sharp as AOC bring the Pentagon to heel. But to my eye, that isn't really a Dem priority

I don't live in NY-17 and I don't know anything about this race however If you want natsec Dems who know anything at all about the military, you better get comfortable with candidates who have worked in defense tech, probably for companies you find distasteful

Listen capitalism is amoral and it’s tragically eaten me several times But it’s always going to be funny when it decides to eat them for once

hell yeah brother honestly what more does a person need

Still laughing that the NFL was like nah we still need to sell internationally sorry dipshits and put Bad Bunny on at halftime

The NFL did a woke version of Michael Jordan's "Republicans buy sneakers too" lmao

learning a lot today

The other halftime show had something called "Brantley," Bad Bunny took a different (laudatory) approach

was that Jessica Alba

Vaxxed?

there comes a time in a man's life when he must confront the core, fundamental questions of the universe, namely: how many pigs in a blanket can I eat

In honor of today's halftime show

there goes the neighborhood

One of the very few complaints I have about Maryland (specifically the DC burbs) is the relative scarcity of really good BBQ spots. We have joints that are fine, but nothing that will fundamentally reshape how you view the universe* *this happened to me in Driftwood, TX

this is what peak posting looks like. you may not like it etc. but this is the platonic ideal of posting.

Dads, when they finally get the kids' snow boots and gloves on

i forget who made it but it cracks me up lol

the Kentucky Mules are kicking, lordy. AMA

If there are HASC/SASC staffers reading this, please try to convince your bosses that allowing active duty military officers to post wildly partisan shit, loudly and frequently, is an existential threat

Coached three basketball games (three wins if u even care to know) and now I'm chauffeuring to an 8pm Futsal practice...and then, my friends, it is Kentucky Mule o'clock for ur boi

We live in a fallen world, but @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social ‘s wife got him on CorsX, and I delighted every time I remember that he calls it “snail jizz.”

Crush them without mercy, with the full force of law, policy, and regulation...the existing body of which might not be sufficient for the task. It might not be the priority for a Dem-majority Congress but Goldwater-level reforms should be on the table, in my opinion

My wife likes it when I grow a beard but get a medium skin fade, I look like a guy who posts rants about The Wokes on Rumble from his truck, a cop, and/or a long lost Kelce brother 🤦

Senator Lucas for President, you hear it more and more.

One of the hardest quotes of all time. Gives me chills tbh

Eating a meal with both fish sauce and cilantro like the bourgeois cosmopolitan globalist that I am

I have very serious concerns about the Department of Homeland Security’s plans to build an ICE detention center in Washington County.

Do you think Bukele has considered the implications of agreeing to participate in a legally dubious, to put it mildly, human trafficking operation now that there is a precedent for the US to proactively find, fix, and arrest Latin American heads of state charged with crimes in the US

ok who saved the dick injection skeet, fess up

why didn't anyone tell me the ski jumpers are injecting their dicks with hyaluronic acid to, uh, plump up the hogs (as it were) so as to justify a lower crotch on their uniform thus achieving more air resistance and therefore gliding farther while jumping why didn't you guys tell me about this