I did a good deed today, going to reward myself with a treat (bourbon)

We stopped paying civilians a while ago, and now we are out of money to pay the military. Contractors are mostly getting paid, but good luck if your PoP ends any time soon. Not many new contracts are being funded, if any. The working capital fund(s) won't last forever. And this is all a choice!

"We want the bureaucrats to be traumatically affected. When they wake up in the morning, we want them to not want to go to work because they are increasingly viewed as the villains.” “We want to put them in trauma.” - Russ Vought Director, OMB youtu.be/oBH9TmeJN_M?...

say the word sir

Joke's on them, I'm not into Slavic blondes. A reasonable facsimile of Ana de Armas could probably talk me out of a kidney though

me, re: CNAS, in ~2008

Lately, and this is the gospel truth, I have been thinking about getting into birding Ladies, ladies... please settle down and form an orderly queue

I would like to be launched into the middle of this

they should try this Jewish ritual

Did you know that Costco sells giant soft pretzels that come in a 2-pack so you can turn one into a soft pretzel pizza and you can eat the other with the pre-made burnt ends that they also sell at Costco

He believes in miasma so he wanted to get clear of the Fainting Airs

The last thing I'll say about this for now is that if your elected rep isn't willing to look like this for you, your neighbors, your community...it's time to get a new elected rep.

This is why I have no patience for doomers. Black leaders in the civil rights movement faced down 200+ years of history and won! They beat Jim Crow with personal courage, organization, and faith in a righteous cause. Fear did not stop them! National Dems need to find the same fucking guts

This isn't enough. I want LBJ energy from national Dems. Get. In. Their. Faces. Call them in your office and berate them while you literally take a shit with your bathroom door open. You want a big swinging dick contest? Mine's bigger, and ol' Jumbo and I aren't taking prisoners.

Brother...as a fellow Afghanistan vet, it's not what "you've" allowed. It's what "we" allowed, and it didn't win us a war on terror there and it's not going to win us this new campaign in the war on drugs here. Framing a public health issue as a war all but guaranteed our failure. It hasn't worked

Jaysh al Madhi was leaving the remains of women accused of prostitution rolled up in rugs and dumping them in vacant houses when I was in Baghdad Why were there vacant houses, you might ask? The ethnic cleansing of East Baghdad, that's why.

I can't speak on ethno nationalist twinks but every other week or so instagram serves up a new thicccc Axis Sally on my FYP and I gotta tell you, I don't care for it at all

yes...let the schadenfreude flow through you

Gen Z women and a landslide Gen Z women and a landslide

Maine. Mainers. Brothers and Sisters and everyone in between. Your time is coming. I - we - all of us - need you to remember your fucking heritage. All for the Union!

I know we have a lot of fences to mend at home and abroad but nothing would get people back to work and fix the DIB faster than spinning up a few more lines at the RTX factory...

ok this shit BANGS

ᵈ ᵃ ʳ ᵏ ʷ ᵒ ᵏ ᵉ D̻̫̟ A̢͍͎ R̺͔̟ K̡͉̻ W̫̝ O̺͉̼ K̪̻ E͕̪ D̽͐ A͋͘ R͆͊͠ K̈́͛̔ Ẃ̽͒ O͛͛ K͋͒͌ É̿̔ D A R K W O K E 𝐃 𝐀 𝐑 𝐊 𝐖 𝐎 𝐊 𝐄

The moon is looking THICCCCC tonight my goodness

I've got three sons, I'll never know what it's like to be a girl dad. I watched *one* reel of a mom doing her daughter's hair for her Rumi Halloween costume and now my ENTIRE fyp is Rumi hair 🙃

is this the guy she gave the OTPHJ to while vaping at a Sunday night performance of Beetlejuice the musical?

The mustard and the onions...

Well????? Can you??????????

I think I would rather sell all my worldly possessions and live the rest of my life in solitude in a remote cabin in the wilderness than say something like this in federal court

When I was a young cadet, an ethics class was part of the core curriculum at USMA. I distinctly remember sitting in class and wondering why we seemed to harp on and on about ethics and values when all of it was so obvious: do the right thing! In retrospect, I was a real moron.

1. Buy a pack of skinless boneless chicken thighs 2. Season with Tony Chachere's 3. Bake at 425 for ~30min or so 4. Add another dusting of Tony's 5. Serve with veggie and starch of your choosing

Adding tasks that weren't on my to do list but that I've already completed to my to do list so that I can cross things off my to do list rather than doing the tasks that are already on my to do list but are a pain in the ass to complete 👍

The Christian is charged to do a singular thing... and that thing is not bible bash, be weird about someone's sexuality, gender, judge, criticize, be critical, or demeaning ... we are charged to help That's it that's all... Just help

What does it say about the state of Civ-Mil relations in Israel that a flag officer, on purely moral grounds, illegally authorized the leak a video of IDF prison guards literally sodomizing a detainee within an inch of his life...and the govt characterized it as a PR attack on Israel's image

I read these books probably 10 times as a kid, how did I not know there was a computer game?????

MY LITTLE SODA POP

When I was a company commander I left the house at 0430 to get to work early so I could have some uninterrupted time to actually get shit done. When I was on staff I did the same thing except I got in early to get an actual work out in before having to do useless staff section PT.

no one will ever convince me that the services - or at least the army - give a shit about fitness when we encourage sleep habits that are universally acknowledged as extremely detrimental to servicemembers, and, by extension, combat performance.

OH *NOW* YOU WANT TO SLEEP 🫩

as soon as someone else in this house wakes up and can mind this furry goofball, I am going to annihilate 2-3 fried egg sandwiches (on rye, as is my custom)

I was over served by my own hand and the dog does not observe the change back to standard time, this is horseshit

the agony and the ecstasy, y'all are really going through it huh

baseball fans are getting edged by this world series, it appears

Maryland rules Did drinking jungle juice out of a frat house bathtub take years off my life? Assuredly. Was it worth it, having the time of my life in College Park? Abso-fucking-lutely

daylight savings time drunk 🍻

can check!

what happened in 1968, I wonder anything specific?