Dick cheney….. your watch has ended 😩❤️

Reminder: Meeting doodles should be in the MARGIN, not a full canvas

can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.

ARC Raiders kicks ass and I am playing it right now at twitch.tv/pig_dog if you want

a good bat that don’t break and fly off when you swinging

streaming arc raiders in 20 minutes twitch.tv/pig_dog

thank you for your support

ok this time truly and really we simply MUST be finishing silent hill f knock on wood (in 5 mins) www.twitch.tv/pig_dog

lady in the geico figure drawing commercial asking the model to move makes me unreasonably mad. you just fucked up everyone else’s drawing. selfish and simply not done!!

Not 24 hours ago did I hear @eliyudin.com say “publications need to talk to me like an adult” on What A Time, and now I see this headline from The Spectator, a magazine that’s been around since 1828

This was an S-tier episode. I listen to every episode of this and subscribe to the Patreon and if any of my followers have ever considered checking it out, this would be on the short list of the best episodes ever. Frankie Space the only other one I can think of off the top of my head

finishing silent hill f tonight check out the very cool very painful upgrade my lady got last stream www.twitch.tv/pig_dog

You're absolutely right — starting a land war in Asia wasn't just a bad call, it's 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗰 𝗯𝗹𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀. Thank you for calling me out on that — really. I'll be extra-strategic from now on. Would you like me to get cracking on those 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿?

if they ain’t got these in heaven, brother, you can send my ass to hell

Gavin Newsom was made for politics! (in a flask bubbling with sulfur, pomade, and whittled doll parts)

i had to do math on stream. this is my silent hill

More spooky scary silent hill at 3 pm eastern www.twitch.tv/pig_dog/clip...

*unfrozen caveman seeing a FUCK ICE t-shirt* buddy i couldn’t agree more

free hamburger

absolute load-bearing use of "anyway" here

rise and shine!!!

mtg in 1997: this card is selenia, a guardian angel from the heavenly realm of serra. twisted by the phyrexians, she drove crovax of urborg insane with unrequited love mtg in 2025: this card is spongebob. from spongebob squarepants mtg in 2035: we ran out of ideas. this card is your coworker jeff

RFK Jr’s head looks like it should be driving a Rat Fink car

Unfortunately I react to monsters like Kelsey Grammer falling off stage and yelling OH GOOD LORD

*my friends get pulled with me into my version of silent hill and all the monsters have their dick caught in a jeans zipper* hmm i wonder what that’s all about

bonus silent hill stream right now cuz i gotta know what’s going on in this messed up ass prefecture www.twitch.tv/pig_dog

As anyone who's been to a haunted house with me can attest, my strategy in a haunting would unfortunately be to call all the ghosts "a-holes" and tell them to "f off" twitch.tv/pig_dog

An ancient tex

finally AI comes for my job, a guy who writes erotica containing heavy use of the phrase “as a result”

Caillou's dad: (texting) caillou is freaking the fuck out

Streaming the new Silent Hill tonight at 6 eastern and i actually WON'T be getting scared because of my high testosterone among other things www.twitch.tv/pig_dog

between g-fuel and protein powder it turns out the young male right-wing movement might just be lead poisoning

Mamdani is winning a plurality of the NYC Jewish vote, so the Jews going to hear him speak inside this synagogue are more representative of NYC Jews than the ones protesting outside.

bouncer at the show i went to last night looked at my driver's license photo from when i was 16 and said "that ain't you no more, Jeremy"

players on both teams visibly nervous as they enter the Witch’s Inning

if you get hit by a pitch while trying to bunt you should be out. sort of a rock paper scissors deal

If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.

this was super fun even if i yelled at clouds a lot!! check it out

simply reiterating that if you liked my special or prefer audio, it’s now a purchasable album on bandcamp that also gives me rent money at illegaldrugmarketplace.com

i should be able to write off sweatpants as an unemployment expense

blasting my album on winamp with a skin that makes it look like one of the sentinels from the matrix

my special is now available in purchasable album form if you want to hear it without looking at my time-worn visage. and now that i've been laid off you'll also be directly supporting the toilet paper and zyn pouches I need to live! link is here: eliyudin.bandcamp.com/album/humble...

i actually had all this stuff on my 2025 bingo card. you guys suck at 2025 bingo

When your custom character appears in a cut scene

downside to being a FUNNYMAN is apparently some people thought my layoff post was a bit it was not unfortunately!! unemployed effective immediately!! lmk if you want to pay me to write anything etc and check out @whatatimepod.bsky.social and watch me on twitch w/ ur nerd ass www.twitch.tv/pig_dog

i am by no means a baseball fan but i don’t know how anyone can hate a game that has friends explaining to me “that is Big Dumper. he always looks like he’s about to cry, he has hit 1 million home runs, and we must contain his power if we have any hope of winning.”

I love the spirit of this question (and the specific endorsement of Eli’s special! There is so much great comedy being performed and recorded now but a lot of it is falling through the cracks because of so much high profile garbage! (A lot of good stuff is thriving too!)

All right enough about the blood money comedians. Let’s talk GOOD comedians. I saw @davidjroth.bsky.social link to this special once and it had me dying. youtu.be/g9NT46SGqFY?...

iOS 26 sucks so much ass it feels like I downloaded this shit in a 7zip off deviantart