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MY SPECIAL IS LIVE PLEASE WATCH IâM VERY PROUD OF IT
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Humble Offering | Stand Up Comedy | Eli Yudin Full Special
YouTube video by Cracked Comedy Club
https://youtu.be/g9NT46SGqFY?si=SgojPVRPV7oiy62A
4 months ago
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if anyone knows the pigeon sweater lady whoâs destroying on jeopardy right now please let her know i would like to respectfully invite her to a wedding. our wedding.
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caught a law and order svu episode last night with an absolute murdererâs row of featured players. in the space of one hour you get Alfred Molina, Bradley Cooper as his lawyer, and the most iconic piece of wardrobe to ever come out of that show, the sex crimes softball team shirt
about 3 hours ago
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lol at both-sidesing a dude calling your wife a literal, by-the-book racist slur absolute acorn dick behavior she should have changed the locks on the naval observatory before he got home
about 3 hours ago
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Patrick Monahan
about 8 hours ago
Now, now, Donald Trump and those in his thrall never make any claims about their political enemies that arenât totally substantiated, so we shouldnât either
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Nick Sirianni dribbling this out like he didnât kick the fight off by going for two up 17 with 4 minutes left! truly one of the most intolerable weasels in coaching
3 days ago
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J. L. Westover
4 days ago
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David_j_roth
5 days ago
I love to leave my life of unimaginable luxury at the apex of my profession to travel to the windowless lair of a video game streamer with a room-temp IQ so I can do the most absolute dogshit banter imaginable with him and his lumpy shithead buddies.
add a skeleton here at some point
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Tim Onion
5 days ago
Sincerely one of the funniest things the WSJ has ever written or done.
www.wsj.com/tech/ai/anth...
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oh weird. Gavin Newsom, who looks like every character actor whoâs made a living off of âguys who double-cross the protagonistâ is turning out to be untrustworthy
7 days ago
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the unemployment office has used two months and 346 pages of tax returns to come to the conclusion that I made zero dollars last year. staggering work. will enjoy not seeing a different number on my taxes in three months, surely
7 days ago
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for the love of god, Montresor, youâre going to make me cum!!!
9 days ago
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more tarkov the mean russian game
www.twitch.tv/pig_dog
15 days ago
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everyone else in the pluribus mentally begging me to stop thinking about a little egg with a big human ass. i ignore them and start making him dance. an airliner crashes in the distance
16 days ago
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my dog lookin like the Child of Prophecy over here
17 days ago
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did some more cartoons
17 days ago
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Wild Gesticulations
17 days ago
this question drives me absolutely bonkers. 9 times out of 10 the strangest art you see was made by someone stone-cold sober.
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Hello it is bandcamp friday which means i get every SINGLE PENNY should you choose to purchase my comedy album at
www.illegaldrugmarketplace.com
:))))
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Humble Offering, by Eli Yudin
13 track album
https://www.illegaldrugmarketplace.com
18 days ago
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no i do not want to give you my email for 10% off. and furthermore, I donât think i should have to click a button that says âiâm a dumb bitchâ to indicate that. youâre a website that sells blankets and you canât speak to me like that.
19 days ago
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Jon Bois
23 days ago
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nfl refs when a game starts getting good
23 days ago
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Ryan Marino, MD
about 1 month ago
You are infinitely closer to struggling than you ever will be to billionaires
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James Van Der Beek Auctioning Off Dawsonâs Creek Items Amid Cancer Journey
James Van Der Beek has put several Dawsonâs Creek and Varsity Blues items up for auction as he continues to battle stage 3 colon cancer.
https://www.eonline.com/news/1424960/james-van-der-beek-auctioning-dawsons-creek-items
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Alex Plante đđ
26 days ago
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
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happy thanksgiving. i made some potatoes
26 days ago
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Patrick Monahan
27 days ago
Tomorrow I will defeat my family.
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parents will pack up two cookies like theyâre soil samples from Chernobyl
27 days ago
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âhey man have you been going to the gym? the one that does really illegal surgeries in the back room?â
27 days ago
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đ doodlemancy (jingly)
27 days ago
i take frenzy damage every time i see someone go "well i just use it for the boring stuff". what are you TALKING about? if it's boring or unimportant, why are you putting it in? NPC dialogue is fertile ground for worldbuilding, creating verisimilitude, conveying important information, and hijinks!!
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i love how the govât is spying on every aspect of our lives 24/7 but when you have to ask them for anything theyâre like âweâve never heard of you?? in fact some of the guys in our office think you might be simply some sort of trick of the light?? Ă la Pepperâs Ghost? fax us 8 years of tax returnsâ
28 days ago
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hamnet
29 days ago
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ME: damn. they fucked his shit up. OTHER LAW & ORDER DETECTIVES: thatâs not really the kind of language we like to use in this unit.
29 days ago
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if you get up early thereâs so much more of the day to be tired for!
29 days ago
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getting cold outside. time to think about that news video of the kid going out in the blizzard to buy jackoff cream
30 days ago
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back home for thanksgiving. excited to watch The Mentalist on my parentsâ tv. the way it was meant to be viewed. parentsâ tv? motion smoothing on? thatâs like the 70mm of crime procedurals
30 days ago
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submitting cartoons to the new yorker again so iâll probably post some of the rejects here
about 1 month ago
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they fucked up and let movies and tv get so bad that they stopped distracting people from realizing how fucked up things are you canât have nothing to watch AND expensive eggs
about 1 month ago
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in 10 minutes I will be streaming a game I never beat as a kid. it in retrospect was one of the stranger games I've ever played and I'm doing this as much to prove to myself it existed as anything. Dynamite Headdy at
www.twitch.tv/pig_dog
about 1 month ago
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put my oregon trail stream on youtube if you need some soothing background noise (where a child contracts typhoid repeatedly)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUZN...
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Oregon Trail Absolutely Demolished By Bald Teacher
YouTube video by Pigdog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUZNn6Bnz6Q
about 1 month ago
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from:
[email protected]
to:
[email protected]
Hello Jeffrey! Remind me again which pokémon you would like to choose? from:
[email protected]
to:
[email protected]
bulb asar
about 1 month ago
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the frustration the epstein investigators must have felt having to go through thousands of emails of old men sending each other entire copy/pasted WSJ articles with broken formatting
about 1 month ago
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well well well
about 1 month ago
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whatâs up with all the emails coming from âjeevacationâ anyways. like did they only ever crack his alt OOO email? def feels like these were all tapped out haphazardly on an iphone
about 1 month ago
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damn i didnât even know he was sick
about 1 month ago
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i donât know why mattress commercials feature athletes. they should feature me i spend like 12 hours a day in there i know my stuff
about 1 month ago
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one-shot the oregon trail on teacher (hardest difficulty). only half my kids died. podium finish. light work for a true adventurer like yours truly. buffalo one-tapped off spawn. don't even talk to me about dysentery. drink better water and get good.
about 1 month ago
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BooDooPerson
about 1 month ago
"We're the Neopets on a long forgotten account of God" -
@eliyudin.com
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the people demanded it. brayed for it like donkeys. scratched at my door until their fingers bled.
eliyudin.bigcartel.com
about 1 month ago
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What A Time To Be Alive
about 1 month ago
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tonight at 6 eastern i will attempt what i never could as a child... to traverse the dangers of the oregon trail in search of a better life
twitch.tv/pig_dog
about 1 month ago
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if you slide RFK Jrâs left eye up a door opens in the Resident Evil mansion
about 1 month ago
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the pictures guinness world records takes when they give out the âoldest living personâ awards are funnier than i think they intend them to be
about 1 month ago
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