[old person voice] K-pop's sound used to directly contradict the production and writing styles of English language chart hits And the 17 year old vocalists had healthy vibrato and chords had 4+ notes

How do I be meaner to these people without getting my comments flagged? I want to be mean to people who don't know that 1980 is 4 years before 1984.

HERE COMES ANOTHER NEW DAY 🗣️🗣️🗣️

NOBODY MOVE HIGH RES ALEX AND CASSIMA KISSING

Hey Sierra nerds Back in like 2009-2010 there was a website that listed all the Sierra game series, and it played the MT-32 version of Weeping Willow when you entered it or at least clicked the King's Quest tab which was at the top. It was a simple site. Was this Sierra Chest? Sierra Help?

It's amazing that Amber Glenn was able to go from 13th to 5th, even with a little slip in the free skate. She's still an Olympic gold medalist anyway so I'm happy she walked away with a season personal best

Alysa Liu dusting off her hands after that performance I love her!!!

HER DRESS!!!!

The Toy Story 5 trailer is edited so tightly that I can't follow what's supposed to be happening

there's some alarm going off every few seconds at the new construction site by my apartment. we get it. beep beep beep. how much beeping do you need to dig a hole

Currently writing a tiktok script about this My most frustrating comments ignore the scope of my videos/think I should include every detail there is to know about something-- a media literacy problem AI includes endless caveats, flatteries, & filler for "tone," and people see that as intelligence

someone told me I "sounded like moist cr1tikal"

I'm so confused. I thought the live action Moana already came out last year or something

The technology the left is excited for

damn.... a local musician got news coverage just for entering Tiny Desk. I am doing it wrong

FYI: I got an email about the Pixel 10a. Google has been putting Gemini front and center on everything so far but it was actually at the bottom of the email this time

This the best mf in Star Wars. Don't even try to talk to me if it's not about how my man got a sippy straw for a mouth so he can drink out of his little cup

I want to know how many times I have had Taco Bell. That's a stat I wish I knew

positive news in my personal mind palace: my TikTok algorithm is suddenly completely niche and interest-based for the first time in months. I have followed a dozen accounts today

when I first posted this, someone said "your right eye becomes squintier by the end which encompasses the mood" or something like that, and I was like wtf am I right to be concerned about my asymmetry? who notices stuff like that?? so I went to compare beginning vs ending folks...........

I have heard people say: Gizzlin Jizzlin Gallan Jizzlane Glenn Gillin Jillain Galane

when it comes to the olympic games, i encourage athletes to "go for the gold" – the gold medal, that is

Nothing but respect for my president

Hot pot > Beethoven

I'm not a fan of covers typically but I love that one of the Olympics advertisers is using Shiny Toy Guns' Major Tom (Coming Home)

seeing people I went to college with get press coverage for their music while I spend 4 hours to make $0.23 on a tiktok 👁️👄👁️

I couldn't do it. I took the note off their door before they saw it. 🥀

did something very evil (left a stern but civil note on the door of the upstairs neighbor's unit because their children repeatedly jump off of their furniture at 7am which shakes our unit and startles us awake on our days off)

thought it was really funny when Skeleton Crew came out and Disney was like "fun fact, this is just Monkey Island. here is a Monkey Island themed poster"

me when I have a random pain in my knee that's bad enough to make me tense up my whole body but I keep thinking that this is probably a pain level 2 in the grand scheme of things

i'm a musician, no i don't play music, yes we exist

people online who think world events happening simultaneously are all coordinated, intentional distractions from other simultaneous events

Obamna

Is this "writing style" not extremely cringe for them to read? "I press my forehead to yours." What forehead?? "Your heart's goddamn mirror." No one has ever said that in history

the interface is so perfect wondering if this version of the game would still start out with the gran dying on the table in front of you lol

My dad would A-B loop this on our DVD player

ah yes, the "bad use case" excuse. heard that one a lot!

Self-Portrait (rotated), potential sketch for The Creation of Adam, by Michelangelo, late 15th//early 16th c

Displaying Team USA Olympic figure skater Ilia Malnin on a CRT brings out a lot of the artist-intended details that get lost with pure pixels, this is why so many of us retain vintage hardware

at the age where I'll see famous people whom I perceive as very adult, and I'll find out they were born like 1-2 years before me, and it freaks me out

when the screen suddenly goes black and Whittlin' Willie pops up......

speaking of sports, I have no interest in curling but r/Curling popped up for me bc of the controversy rn. there are people soft-defending the dude who poked his puck thing into place. lol, can basketball players just carry the ball across the court too? do rules and physics not matter?

The alleged new Titans logo has convinced me that we're in hell

Tough day for the quad gods. But they’re survivors.

Game Grumps' upload today

Seeing people being mean about Ilia and they just don't friggin get it dude.