folks... do you need someone to mix your music? produce your podcast? edit your audiobook? i just got let go from my job of 10 years and would love to do music stuff full time 💯 are you touring? i also have a circle three guitar tech briefcase and REALLY need touring tech experience for my resume!

My diary from 1998 after I found Star Wars for the first time:

[sigh] One of my Facebook friends (a local performer w a lot of mutuals) posted a video of herself threatening to call ICE on a Latina custodian at the mall because she lightly bumped into her w a trash bin. She called the police and posted subsequent videos repeating that she would press charges.

AI is never going to break your heart and most of these dunce geniuses aren’t human enough to even understand why that’s something you should want.

watched an old episode of Sesame Street yesterday and got totally sucked in. got to the "this was brought to you by the letter V" part and I was like "oh, must be a double episode of some kind" no. I had been glued to the screen for an hour. I am a baby

people will be like "im from missouri." ridiculous 😂

one of my mutuals put her song on a floppy disk and changed the bitrate to fit it of course, and some guy said "you need more space in your mix, it shouldn't sound that muddy when lowering the quality" YES IT WILL. it's literally removing the high frequencies???

Todd Blanche's tone and body language remind me of when a middle school teacher has to get performatively mad at a student for whispering in class because they're being evaluated by the principal that day

THEN PAY ME LIKE I AM!!!!

The majority of powerful figures and institutions are not nearly as calculated, intelligent, or organized as people think; a lot of it is just people slipping upwards through the cracks due to generational wealth or chance, then they hire a PR team so they seem impactful and interesting

Normal people only want one thing and it's disgusting

I am constantly befuddled by Reddit.

is this little anus of evil just going to be a permenant fixture of google docs now? Is there no way to get rid of it? thanks i hate it™

seems like a ton of people's birthdays were yesterday or today-- my friend's is today and he said he's always hated his birthday bc it's also Hitler's

this is my motto

it's been almost 2 weeks and I can't stop thinking about "we love you from the moon"

Absolutely incredible. NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone. Watch with sound on.

it’s my firm belief that disney should only make edutainment typing games for children and kingdom hearts for adults

My favorite evil pipe organ. And evil mouse. And morally gray Louisianan book store owner

this sub pops up for me often and each time it's bit concerning

my fishnets are going to feel soooo weird tomorrow. I wonder if I'll be more aerodynamic?

I shaved my legs for the first time in 5 months!

Let's all use this occasion to take a look at the many ways Tennessee Republicans have shown how much they value and respect the Traditional Nuclear Family™

I can't believe Kash's girlfriend is a Belmont grad with a cookie-cutter country music career I have several mutuals still following her 🫠 the books I could write about the culture at that school. My husband went to the Prestigious Neighboring University™️ and still laughs about how bizarre it was

I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"

He explains the whole game here and no one in the room will get it

When shopping with my mom, she constantly asks me if what she's looking at is cute (e.g. every purse in the purse department) which causes me to be outwardly irritated, and then as soon as we get to the part where I'm looking at something I like, she groans.

LGR moment

Apple ][ King's Quest ||| . . . photo shot in my studio

Tons of people don't report tips as income in the first place & I'd say a portion of those think they will somehow earn more money with "no taxes on tips" (not kidding, many Americans have no understanding of how anything works). As long as they believe there's a difference, that's enough.

*taps the sign*

323 views in less than 2 days. Thank you SO MUCH to everyone who has watched so far ♥️ I appreciate all of your kind words!!

One time an American Airlines employee yelled in my face and made me cry at 4am because I was in line at the desk instead of the kiosk. I should've gone online and blamed the nearest celebrity. It was at BNA so John Oates was probably there.

Phil Collins should've been inducted like 20 years ago

Begging the algorithm to stop showing me posts from folks I don’t follow saying their dog died.

"for unknown reasons, my mortal enemies appear to be concerned with the core essence of humanity in a way that my allies are not. oh well, better not think about it too hard."

This amounts to a few hundred dollars extra per year max, assuming you dash every day in an active area

plus sassy narrators and lots of death puns

woke up to 31 likes and people calling the video intriguing 👀 I delayed editing it for days bc I thought it was so scattered and lacked a thesis

The dragon death was real but was removed in the version of the game I have played which I think was a wise decision-- the dragon should not be able to kill you and it's an unnecessary obstacle But I love this so much bc people got so spooked by the desert ghost that they remember him killing you!

This was sparked by a comment exchange I had last year about replacing NPCs with chatbots so they can keep talking to you nonstop. My favorite NPC ever, Colin Farwalker, is so intriguing that there are still rumors about his ability to kill, and I would never want generative AI to dilute that.

r/Baking makes me so mad "Did you chill the dough?" Stop it. That's not what caused the cookies to turn into a melty puddle or rock hard discs and you know it. I get better looking cookies when I *improvise the recipe* than what people post on that sub. We have to start getting real

I keep thinking about "we love you from the moon"

I basically Toy Story 2'd my video but InShot actually rules and kept all of my edits without the file being present so the final video is a PIP onto the missing file lmao

truly just screaming "why can't you be normal?" at government officials all day every day

I hate that it seems like everyone in public office is some freak who cheats on their wife and frequently gets shitfaced at parties with their 20 year old staffers, or worse. These people have children and stressful jobs. Don't they want to get some sleep & take care of their families?