theory: he thinks since he's "getting away" with the email release (good ol' status quo corruption and all) then someone has assured him that the files aren't any worse, or the DoJ is just not going to release them anyway (I vote the latter)

found out the local direct primary care clinic does CT scans for $500. we pay a monthly premium for insurance rn and my CT last year was $560. hmmmmmmm.

FISH LOVE

An entire mob-style hatewatch team just to make the silliest most illiterate posts imaginable

My “I am not a malformed creep who groomed a child for years and then abducted her to my secret dungeon, I’m just a misunderstood tragic romantic” playlist is raising a lot of questions already answered by my playlist.

This is unbelievable. I got suspended by bluesky just for quoting the lyrics of the Beatles’ “I Want to Hold Your Hand” and changing “hold your hand” to “stab you with a big knife”

Silicon Valley, 1990s: Free and open access to all the world’s knowledge will usher a new utopian age of information! Silicon Valley, 2025:

just wanted to say I got lectured on tiktok for saying that Christine is seen as a child/student, & I'm now realizing PotO fans probably justify shipping her w the Phantom by taking her typical stage casting age literally (early 20s). he calls her "child" twice & pretends to be her dead dad

Tony Jay

I'm seeing Phantom for the 3rd time in February and I get a real anxiety response just thinking about the overture drop

"J.P. Morgan, Chase" like the dead banker J.P. Morgan

......Christopher Cross performed Sailing on TV a few days ago and I didn't know about it and posted about the song anyway LOL

new insult I'm going to use all the time: I can tell you never did logic grid puzzles as a kid

when they invent USB-D they should make it easier to clean pocket lint out of. USB-C stands for USB-Crud cuz of all the crud that gets stuck in there

Is there a psychology student who needs material for their dissertation out there bc I'd like to make a donation

"Alright everyone, I've got a frog in my throat today so sing with me." [crowd briefly cheers] [sings 99 Luftballons] [musical break] "I forgot to mention the frog is German." I'm good!

I feel so sorry for NationSquid. I just went through the comments on his Linux video. Got horrible flashbacks

thinking about Sailing by Christopher Cross and sobbing.

New York Times killed Weinstein and Epstein stories but just asked Ms Rachel if she was funded by Hamas.

people often say "I can tell it's AI because [small detail about hands, changing color of an object etc]." but it's really obvious just by these screenshots that these are AI. no one is going to be cheating toward camera under studio lighting during a real kidnapping. it's so fake looking.

So why did the Fox News interview last night bum out his base so hard? As opposed to other catastrophic interviews? Just the thing about how Americans can't do every job so we have to hire international workers (which is actually true)?

I'm a Dorian mode hater but am obsessed with Scarborough Fair. make it make sense!

“Because out of all the things in the world that actually matter, this isn’t one of them. And that’s *exactly* what the Internet is for.” — @anna-belle.bsky.social

She is THE LADY

This is the online equivalent of not making eye contact

not the evil LeapPad 😭

We moved states a couple months after I turned 4, and for some reason I almost totally stopped watching PBS Kids after that. So all my memories of PBS Kids are from around 2001-2002. It blows my mind that I have memories from those years. I used to dance to the Caillou credits song every morning btw

I have a tiktok mutual who is getting severely harassed due to her halloween costume being similar in concept to someone else's she had never seen before. it doesn't look like her costume at all, it's just conceptually similar. it has broken containment to instagram apparently.

this had better be about the little bridge/interlude in Strangers Like Me

radical opinion: we should abolish the concept of re-election. fresh people every time.

Woke up to this comment and immediately got this entire video idea in my head. Made this between a birthday party and a work shift. I'm getting kinda good tbh

This is why I hate people complaining about characters doing stupid things - people do do stupid things, especially when they’re in intense situations.

lol she got his ass and he knows it

Just now found out where "WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOR" came from after hearing it out of context in memes years ago. Had guessed it came from something like a "Bitconnect" situation lmao. It's from a Mega Man game

If you announce that you are making all your employees smile, so therefore all your shoppers know in advance, doesn't that cancel it out "Oh yay time to go to the play-pretend establishment where everything is even more of a performance than it was prior!"

Finding out that there is a huge and angry community of Misty Copeland haters. They think she's lazy ???

new copypasta just dropped! (I brought up Elon Musk because he referred to him in at least 6 out of his 15 posts)

I miss my dog so severely every day. it's been over two years 💔

[sigh]

I unironically need a mental health break from my tiktok comments. I didn't think I'd get this upset being called "child" all day. When do people stop perceiving me as a kid? I turn 27 next month

INVENTOR OF THE LIBRARY: hey check this out

I was on a cousin's FB looking for pics of his dogs (I got my dog from his family) and found this

husband and I are going through the Switch store for the first time in like a year and probably 1 in 4 games has a thumbnail that uses AI

I got totally impaled by nostalgia while making this. Barbie continues to demolish me

incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty

this is a sign to complete my album

[googles pounds to dollars conversion]