I changed to my last invisalign tray yesterday 🙏 I get my attachments off Thursday Please pray they don't try to force me into refinement trays, I'm suffering

Had my worst "can't find my classes in high school" dream ever. It was realistic and a constant loop. Looking at the page but no times or room numbers. Breaking down that my grades were awful the last semester. Not having reliable transportation. I feel like I've been held hostage for days rn

The thumbnail for the Decoplex entry on cari.institute is the theater I saw Attack of the Clones at in 2002 🥹🥹🥹

sometimes I'll run into subreddits that have weirdly hostile comments for no reason and wonder what made them that way like what's up with r/ChangeMyView

What is it called when the most egregious problem with a piece of media dominates all conversation about said media regardless of relevance? Like dude, I'm talking about the special effects, stop bringing up how annoying Jar Jar is

The system could be working perfectly but his base would still push for a third term. It's a cult of personality. They love that he is awful. They still want everything to be torn down, even the stuff that benefits them, because it gets back at people they hate. They're still pissed about Obama.

my step grandfather had a specific Nashville accent that's different from the typical one, and I heard it in the wild while living there but don't know how to find an example of it. it's got a rhythmic cadence with "swallowed" vowels. it's the best accent ever

the footage doesn't look this cool but whatever

coworker just said "this crowd sucks!" after she got off stage from doing the Dirty Dancing lift lol there is a lady clapping really loudly totally off beat and the rest of the crowd is pretty much silent because they are 80+

I was thinking about James Somerton the other day after publishing my first video pseudo-essay. It would take more effort to find a bunch of things to plagiarize than to talk spontaneously about a topic I'm familiar with. If that isn't possible then don't be a Youtuber??

might turn myself blue after work!

which phantom had the most glam on his exposed side? like a full beat and snatched brow I think that's Cudia with the cut crease I'm looking for maximized slay

if you don't pet the dog, the murderer kills you 13 screens later. your only save was on the screen after this, so you're soft locked.

Money For Nothing's intro is truly the best of all time

still getting views and comments on this after not posting about it for over a week ♥️ working on my next one now

Hello fellow internet user, I see you posted a cultural reference I am not familiar with and instead of googling the reference I have chosen to take offense and make it your problem

what kind of a rock does this guy live under

Tylenol Rapture Grogu Labubu

What if you get struck by lightning when you're in the air? Emergency landing?

AMAZING I love things that confirm I haven't been trapped in a parallel universe 😅🙏

I was staying with a friend at her parents' nice beach house and tried to open the bedroom windows but broke the sliding locks/buttons. Like completely broke off both plastic tabs on both windows. I never said anything. This was 2021

My grandpa's cousin passed away in a mental institution about a decade ago after spending her whole adult life there. They didn't do anything for neurodivergence or mental illness besides institutionalization back then. Her obituary said something like "she never got to spread her wings."

this sent me into orbit

NOT THE "FAT PILL"

"CAUSE IT'S TOO MUCH. LIQUID."

"reduction in autism symptoms" which symptoms?? what does that mean

I'm never surprised by how bad Trump is but I'm watching right now and it's pushing it this time. He truly cannot form a sentence. You're not gonna believe what he just said about hep B

Gabriel Knight: Sins of the Daddies

SM Entertainment's new girl group's leader was born in 2006

My 84-year-old grandpa who identifies as "right wing" says he's skeptical of RFK Jr and all the antivax type rhetoric that's part of "conservatism" now & the pro-homeschooling stuff is "culty." He has trouble with words because he had a stroke last year but he told me all that as clear as a bell lol

Did everyone forget that the Mando movie was officially announced a long time ago and we've not only had a release date but a leaked trailer since Celebration...? I've seen fans surprised it's a real thing

I've said this before but a "dangling participle" is NOT Yoda-style flipped syntax. It's a grammatical modifier that's not properly attached to a subject, like "looking around, the trees were tall." This is a freaking lie ⬇️

answer to autism, huh? I bet it's those squeeze bottles that had the the sour candy sludge in them

my parents used to watch the 700 Club & around 2009-2010 they started talking about December 21, 2012 and giving it legitimacy which was really surprising to me (the bible says you can't know the date ???!!). but I subsequently experienced major anxiety/paranoia. because THAT'S MY BIRTHDAY.

KQ1: get the three treasures! KQ2: get the three keys! KQ3: You are enslaved by an evil wizard who has killed all of his boy slaves when they turn 18. You turn 18 in a few days. You have 20 real-time minutes.

(Cancel all streamers and cable; watch old VHS tapes)

okay a King's Quest V movie needs to be made *now* before Giancarlo Esposito gets too old to play Mordack

seeing this has guaranteed that I will never make music with anything other than my FA-06.

I LiKe ThIs DeSsErT bEcAuSe It'S nOt ToO sWeEt Okay then go have a salad Cheryl desserts are supposed to be sweet

every time I go through a drive thru and they don't say the name/contents of the bag when handing it to me, it's not the right order. unfortunately I have not learned this and continue to drive away

reading that Sierra game designers traveled abroad to study and requested archived maps so they could recreate them in the games

today's earworm

why do people think if you're nice or "reasonable" you can squeeze past rules. they have these laws to protect minors; there's a reason why the cutoff is 18. there are consequences for stuff now bc we are surveilled 24/7. you can't handshake your way through everything!

everyone should be required to play The Colonel's Bequest at least once. I will be running for president on this issue

thank you NPR for letting me know about "Fat Bear Week"

*dracula voice* Pennsylvania

just asked my boss if we're still on for today because we have 5 tickets sold. we are a 6 person cast

I read two books recently that were almost too efficient. Every paragraph was written toward the thesis as lean as it could be. That made me realize I love it when an author goes on a tangent. Randomly expand on stuff pls I want to hear your unique voice !!

I might get grilled for this but... I thought it was obvious that Kimmel was ~30% more bearable than Fallon. Idk why people keep emphasizing how unfunny he is, he's not exceptionally bad for a late night host

It's time to do that thing you've been wanting to do