Can we get that labor stoppage going early?

In that case, I hope this shitstain dies on January 21, 2029.

The war is a disaster for Trump. He’s gained nothing, and now he won’t even answer questions about reports of Iranian gunboats firing at vessels in the Strait of Hormuz. 🚨UK Maritime Trade Op Centre reported there were attacks in the strait— 2 Iranian gunboats fired at a tanker. Earlier today…

Graphics packages come and graphics packages go. But P00P will live on forever.

My favorite scene from the Bible

And now, a word from Bob from Chicago. #RadioFreeAmerica #Politics

Can His Holiness run for the Democratic Presidential nomination?

Phillies are 8-11 since they fired Taryn Hatcher.

How many drunk-as-fuck Trump senior admin officials can we have?

...holy fuck.

“So we spent 21 hours on it then gave up because we’re couch-fucking dumbasses who have no fucking clue what we’re doing!”

Colorado's wealthiest man owns Coachella. He also bankrolled Project 2025, and the right-wing machine that killed Roe. I spent 20 years organizing to protect the rights he spent millions trying to erase. That's why I don't take corporate PAC money. Join the fight: secure.actblue.com/donate/julie...

🔥 🇬🇧 @mrjamesob.bsky.social : “He’s looking at this picture and telling YOU that anyone claiming he’s being depicted as Jesus is a liar… it’s the behavior of an abusive partner.”

...'kay.

“Two can play at that game” is literally the Drebin quote here when he takes an innocent woman hostage to cluelessly fight the enemy

From @metzger.bsky.social, I am HOWLING.

His brain is always in such a defensive mode that he has to start with "It wasn't a depiction" AND THEN DESCRIBES A DEPICTION! Like, he has to call it "fake news" that it's a depiction of something! How shriveled up does your mind have to be to get to this point?

Trump on the Pope:

All they have is the oil, the land above it, the waterway down which it must float, a country full of people who hate the U.S. for all the times we have done exactly what we're doing now, and an opponent who is among the dumbest people ever to walk the earth.

(And his son in law)

Surprised this guy didn't get DOGEd way back when. Phony Stark and Orange Peddy don't have the time or money for insect removal!

“Make (Every Other County Except) America Great Again”

Effective 2025 federal tax rates paid by these corporations: Alphabet: 8.01% AT&T: 4.6% Meta: 3.57% General Motors: 3.09% Amazon: 1.37% Exxon Mobil: 1.31% Disney: -1.57% CVS Health: -3.88% Income tax rate paid by the typical American: 14.5% This is what a rigged system looks like.

Wow, great news: the CDC has a study proving COVID vaccines slashed hospitalizations by 55%. Bad news: RFK Jr.’s team killed it before publication because facts were inconvenient. They are literally hiding data that could save your life. #USDemocracy #Pinks newrepublic.com/post/208886/...

Maybe tell your husband?

Where the fuck is Orange Peddy the Dealmaked???

By instituting ANOTHER round of regime change in Cuba! THAT’S the next conquest!

So if we can automatically register people for selective service with no ID issues, why can't we do the same with voting?

Not looking forward to Left Fielder Otto Kemp live.

Yes, the Super Bowl will likely be streaming by the year, like, 2300.

“Reagan did it in Afghanistan.” They’re such fucking brainless shitheads.

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE RELIGIOUS RIGHT ON THIS???

Will all the respect you’re due (none), fuck off, Megyn Kelly.

Imagine the negging orgasms as holes like Hannity would be having if Biden took us to war in Iran.

I’m very glad the players got paid, but I question so much celebration over so many players changing teams.

God totally hates those douches in Europe and he loves blowing shit up in the Middle East.

KKKaroline is totally cool with genocide, you guys.

Just read that Iran’s $2M Hormuz tolls must be paid in crypto. First, fuck all y’all crypto-assholes. Second, how long until we find out it’s going to all be in Orange Peddy Coin?

Alright let's see. In 2019 Trump was angrily posting about the 1.8 billion in cash the Obama administration gave Iran in 2016. 1.8 billion divided by 2 million is 900. Prior to the start of this war, about 135 ships went through the Strait of Hormuz every day.

*many people are saying* it sure looks like the White House wrote this for Pakistan’s PM, who posted it then quickly deleted the top part 😬

So $44 Billion and thousands dead (including 🇺🇸 soldiers) later Iran will get a better deal than the one that was being negotiated initially? (After pulling out of the JCPOA with Obama that kept Iran from getting nukes)

And I’m presuming this is worse for us than the JCPOA, because everything Orange Peddy touches dies.

"open the fuckin' strait you crazy bastards"-- "a whole civilization will die tonight" -- "j/k" we can't do this for another 3 years

It’s TACO Tuesday!

🔥 KHANNA: “Do you think FDR would’ve threatened to wipe out a civilization? Lincoln? Donald Trump has compromised every moral standing we have as a nation.” @khanna.house.gov goes on offense on Fox (H/T @acyn.bsky.social )

Bari Weiss Attempts To Boost Ratings By Kidnapping Tony Dokoupil’s Mom https://theonion.com/bari-weiss-attempts-to-boost-ratings-by-kidnapping-tony-dokoupils-mom/

The Big Ugly Bill gave billionaires a tax cut. Trump is asking for $200 billion to fund his illegal war, where he threatens to wipe out a “whole civilization”. Now they still want to cut back on all of the things we should actually be funding. I hate this shit.

Lookin’ like October 2025 from Trea, Kyle, and Bryce there

Excited for the @phillies.bsky.social game!