Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"

A couple days ago I stumbled across an article about romantasy and why it sucks, and even though I don't actually read or care about romantasy, I felt compelled to respond because of how stupid and insulting it was. Enjoy: www.tumblr.com/tedlyanderso...

Question for Mr. Donohue: My kids are mixed race, so at what age would it have been okay for Epstein to rape them? I'll take my answer in the form of screams from the fiery pits of hell, please.

just once, I think one of the major orchestras should play “Hot cross buns”, stick it to those elementary school bands once and for all

I'm going with you

Long before the vocaloid, other "virtual bands" such as The Rock-afire Explosion and Alvin & The Chipmunks were

Queen shit

Go support your local coffee shops! I guarantee their coffee is tastier and their pastries delightful. And if you’re lucky, there will be a dog or cat to adore

move over Beavis

ENDER'S GAME, a book that broke my heart and gave me hope, and which is so true and painful that I can't believe it came out of that author. I'm still not sure he ever actually read it

Somebody should let me handle what games are greenlit, I'd be great at it. $300 million multiplayer game? Canceled. Repurposed for 14 Ape Escape sequels.

Cool cool. Hey quick question who did Schumer vote for in the NYC mayoral election again

Fun fact: Gordon Lightfoot wrote the song first, and then sank the Edmund Fitzgerald himself in what has come to be recognized as one of the first viral marketing stunts

What if the only thing that is keeping aliens from exploding the planet is the continuation of One Piece

Cool! What about those of us who will die

Float like a buttered fly Sting like a ray

[sitting on a chair backward] did you know there was once another leader in his mid 30s who associated with sex workers

This semi-bougie Italian restaurant is playing Italian language learning audio in the bathroom, and I’m delighted in a way I can’t describe.

now that there’s fewer flights, the airport should let me ride the little rollercoaster that suitcases get to go on

ATTN: If you were on the Sandwich Guy jury and you'd like to chat, my Signal is in my bio. I'll keep you anonymous! Please share this post!

The union is calling on people to boycott btw!!

ICE got dommed by a sub.

Gosh I wonder who's going to win it

heads up to anyone who holds trans kids near: amy harmon from the nyt is searching for and having a hard time finding people to interview to find out exactly what trans kids are doing when their care is limited or cut off, and for purposes of community safety, please shut the fuck up around her.

Cuomo losing the primary and then losing the election is like when they re-released MORBIUS

Watched a movie on Hulu (Sleep, highly recommend) and there were two ChatGPT ads. Both presented use cases (finding a dinner to make for a date and a pull-up-based fitness regimen) are two of the most easily searchable things online I can think of

LOVE seeing some Sugar Sugar Rune on my dash! What a great piece!

In 2018, Rep. Jeff Fortenberry (R-NE) was running for reelection and his sign got vandalized. A few years later he was convicted of several federal crimes and had to resign.

i think nostalgia can be harmful to society at large but can be beneficial to UI design. as in, i am very nostalgic for the UI your website had before you changed it for no reason, please change it back.

Hey so if this is true I'm cancelling my Fortnite subscription and uninstalling the game. I encourage anyone else who cares about trans people to do the same

I grew up on food stamps--not SNAP, physical paper stamps that came in a little book that Mom kept in her purse.

owoWOW! #clairobscur #expedition33 #monoco

change one letter and ruin a candy Slickers

As a special treat for Halloween tomorrow, I'm uploading all 10 parts of my "Dressed Up Comics" mini-series from earlier this month -- all in sequence and higher res scans, instead of just snapping a picture like usual 👻 🎃 Up first: Jim Davis, Gary Larson, Bill Watterson, E.C. Segar

Just as I open myself up to love again, all hope is torn from my grasp forevermore [my favorite brand of granola bar is being discontinued]

Can't believe he died only a month and a half ago and already nobody is talking about him. I'm sorry, Kirk Cameron

Hey guys! My very dear friend Ava had to rush her cat Roman to the emergency vet and the bill is going to be a huge blow. Please consider donating to Ava’s kofi to help cover the cost if you’re able! ko-fi.com/moth_goth/go...

“we don’t need to get ready because we stay ready” - @marciaxthree.bsky.social

Oh Bari Weiss is just Ms Rachel’s Wario

This might just be the wrongest a man has ever been

Describe a character in Greek mythology the way someone trying to defend a politician world. Arachne: Oh, did she girlboss too close to the sun?

Transphobes’ internet comments are a great barometer of the exact grade they decided to stop taking in new information

36 years ago Tom Fucking Clancy wrote a book about this exact scenario, except A) he recognized it as being a lawless war that went against the stated principles and authority of the office of the presidency, and B) the president kept it a secret instead of bragging about it on national news

God I hate writing difficult emails

please watch movies and read books and play games and look at art, please view it with your own eyes through a lens you made yourself and not just through video essayists and ending explained videos please im begging you

My thing with this game is I’m letting my toddler name all the pokemon.