The only thing that's surrendering is MY 401K! Right, folks????

The guy’s fogged up glasses on Jeopardy are stressing me out

Just learned that there are 36 former or current NBA players named Jalen or Jaylen. This ties into my and @franzferdinand2.bsky.social's theory that there are Baseball names, Basketball names and Football names. Just checked and the MLB has only had one Jalen ever, Jalen Beeks.

I had a feeling that match placement might have indicated a title change 🤼

My great aunt’s real, legal name was Raye Scism

AEW should really hire Kayla Braxton just to interview the Iinspiration 🤼‍♀️

Kevin Knight with a star-making performance here 🤼

You can always bet on it

Everyone's just deciding to take the ethos of moral and ethical nihilism for a spin I guess

Couple things: 1. Is it just me or does it look like Trumps suits don't fit him anymore 2. The seriousness or lack thereof of their approach is entirely exemplified by him having a little War Hat

This mf was talking about getting into heaven a couple months ago

I recently learned that this whole thing was a response to some kids in the audience who were laughing at him

Lil mini Anarchy in the Arena here. Love it 🤼

I would propose that both Brody vs. Swerve and Andrade vs. Bandido will whip ass 🤼

I think Max might still win tho 🤼‍♂️

Somehow El Clon is even more impressive than Hologram? Man 🤼‍♂️

More Saw for your craw! Our new episode about Saw II is out now!

I have no evidence of this other than Alysa Liu's gold-winning figure skating performance but I do now believe that everyone in their early 20s absolutely loves the song "McArthur Park."

It doesn't get the props some other horror movies of the recent era gets, but House of the Devil arguably kicked off the modern string of great low- and mid-budget horror movies. Tom Noonan was a huge reason why it worked.

Bringing Aubrey into danger is the biggest heel move in AEW imo 🤼

I still don’t get why one of the writers of Deadpool, a guy whose main job is coming up with compelling stories and reasons for people to fight, saw this plotless minute or whatever and said “we’re cooked!”

Every single one of these headlines reads like, "Store that sells only frozen yogurt: It is imperative that you buy some frozen yogurt"

Roses are red But all is not bliss

Roses are red Poems often rhyme What time is it to expect the unexpected?

Roses are red Is that what you believe? Our genes were altered, brother,

This is a similar sentiment to the one in the video someone sent me where some young women went to an AEW show and called it "The Republican Drag Show," and folks...wrestling fans been way more left-leaning than you think for years

There's a different industry creating its own Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence every day, seems like

I was gonna say "A crowd of Australians has the chance to do the funniest thing," but it's a taped show, so I guess they'll try to bleep it out?

It's clearly title changing season. So. TK. Put the belt on Brody King on Saturday. It's time. Do it. 🤼‍♂️

We goin to a time limit draw folks 😎🤼

A lot of "Dudes Rock" movies are also "Dudes Suck" movies, I'd say. Like "The Thing." That's definitely both in one.

Y'all really still posting Megyn Kelly clips over here? Didn't she do the whole "well a 14-year-old isn't really a child" spiel like a month ago? How did that not end her relevance entirely?

still can't get over how Matthew Broderick told that AI thing he was advertising to just fill in a spreadsheet that was someone's job to do, and then it did, with no apparent available data pool to pull from to accomplish it

There may have been a time where a news outlet could publish an opinion piece and safely claim it wasn't a reflection of its institutional view, but, man, that just can't happen now. That "listen to libertarians" NYT thing isn't on some back page of Section C -- it's all just links, man

I’d love for the Eagles or the Bears to have been in this but seeing the total collapse of the Patriots is a nice consolation

Having to Slack Mr. Beast? I can think of no greater punishment

This game could be a lot more exciting and good but the Patriots are losing and that’s what matters

No one said Bidoof?!?!?!?

Man if only if there was a tool before now to visualize what blue walls might look like

Pretty cool to see joy in the face of hatred

I have to imagine @patrickhwillems.bsky.social despised all that de-aging

This Skibidi Toilet movie is really taking liberties

Hey that Redfin ad was pretty timely and good in a subtle way

Can’t believe Frederick Lay retired

I promise to curse at every AI ad

I'm getting out of the hospital today and I could use some help, if you're able. Even taking the time to check it out or share means more than I can say. gofund.me/1c96e422c

I sometimes play a WWE-themed puzzle game on my phone to pass the time (I don't spend money in it and would switch to an AEW one if there was one). Anyway, this is the character model for their new CM Punk. Brutal.

The only real counterbalance to North Carolina's ridiculously gerrymandered map