When I was a reporter I would also often debase myself and risk death for a free dinner

I bet Klay never watched anime with her either

The wording sites are using around these WWE cuts is…odd. I get that it’s unclear whether they were releases or non-renewals. But “departure” makes it sound way more mutual than it seems to be 🤼

When someone tells you they’re a beast, even with a polite title, believe them

This biopic sullies the memory of Clayton Face (pronounced FAH-chay)

I took a while to think about this and I have landed entirely on M3GAN 2.0, which first off, swerved by not being a horror movie. Then they made the big swerve that the guy who thinks AI might be bad is the wildly over-the-top villain

(local news anchor voice) They're calling it "Day Snoring"

You'd have to think the money people would come around to this not being worth the reputational cost eventually

I don't actually blame Punk for getting mad at the fan at the hotel, but it sure does put his "AEW abandoned me; nobody greeted me at the airport!" complaint into perspective, huh 🤼

If they put me in charge of Apple they'd finally sell apples. This is my pledge

Baby Yoda is MAGA confirmed

Evergreen post. vgbees.com/the-case-aga...

Tini held her own against a 25-day champ and the most intense Jeopardy contestant I've ever seen

I don't really see Darby/Ospreay as the match for All In. So who takes the title off Darby? I think that Kenny/Ospreay segment might have been the seed of something. Maybe Kenny turns heel and takes the title off Darby, setting up a match with him and Ospreay at All In 🤼‍♂️

Styles Clash while in an armbar is WILD 🤼

It's the fourth month of 202Saw, which means it's time to watch Saw IV, a movie that mostly takes place at the same time as Saw III. But that's a spoiler!

From the graphics on down, they really did make Dynasty a Kryptonite-themed ppv, damn 🤼

The continuing war part is very bad but JD Vance repeatedly eating shit is great to see

I didn't know about them naming the crater they discovered after Reid Wiseman's wife. That's beautiful.

Couple thoughts about this: 1. The viewers quoted in this have been trained by a couple decades of season-arc prestige TV that EVERYTHING has to be explained, even when it definitely does it. Barry Allen's bowties all over the place in both movies and TV of recent years.

"Vacation" is a crummy word we should find an alternative for. The word for taking time off work for a trip shouldn't be about what is left empty or vacated. (For the record, I don't love "holiday" either, since that means a different thing)

Wild how completely opposite of Theodore Roosevelt's "Speak softly and carry a big stick" aphorism all this stuff is. It's the time of the Anti-Teddy

Man I don't know how you can watch that Punk promo and see anything but marketing and damage control

the speed that he went from "we don't need the strait" to "open the fuckin strait" is toddler level

Every time a French streamer says "chat" they're talking to a cat

The only good celebrity tweet

The “I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today” presidency

If nothing else, you have to hand it to John Sauer for having a voice that has exactly the tone of "sour"

This is a message I never expected to or wanted to share. My partner @joehunter.bsky.social is currently in the hospital with a severe case of pneumonia, and while he is slowly on the mend, that time means a lot of money his family could use help with. Anything you can offer is deeply appreciated.

I know people are dunking on it but Backrooms is probably the closest thing we'll ever get to a halfway decent House of Leaves film adaptation, so I'm embracing it

Gonna go see Gorillaz in September and maybe that'll finally get me going on my album-by-album podcast project, Primatology

I've yet to see much that proves AI tools like this do much good, but boy oh boy is there evidence of harm

I only learned yesterday that Sam Altman got his start in tech by selling off his app with only 500 users (he claimed there were more) to a company in a dirty deal involving board members tied to a VC firm with a vested interest. Lots more of that kind of thing in this vid.

The Jonas brothers almond milk commercials just baffle me. It seems like they’re saying using AI for the ads would suck, but…they still used AI for the ads??????

at least it's whiskey friday with tony doukoupil

Loving these corrections to my joke. Jokes are meant to be corrected! Keep 'em coming!!!!!

It's wild that anyone still gets swayed by the "It's the future! Accept it or get left behind!" argument when that's what people said about -Betamax -Laser discs -Zima -The Arch Deluxe -Mini-discs -HD-DVDS -Google Glass -Juicero -Those curvy TVs -Segways -Ouya -Stadia -Google+ -NFTs -The Metaverse

I like the new Dynamite lower thirds. 🤼

If any of you are interested in Matt's playthrough of Resident Evil Requiem, here's the link to the playlist!

The key flaw in the Boy Who Cried Wolf story is that someone with any authority eventually stopped believing him

When I was a political reporter, I had to cover a Mike Huckabee campaign event and Chuck Norris spoke on his behalf. Proving that he half-assed nothing, Norris delivered the worst political speech I've ever heard. RIP king

Can't think of a much better summation of the state of American Christianity in 2026 than "launching a Christian cell phone service provider on Easter"

Stoke looks like he got hit by Jungle Jack’s bus 🤼

Interesting that "the parking lot" meant "an empty lot next to a bank" 🤼‍♂️

Kenny Omega is a Darkwing Duck fan: confirmed 🤼‍♂️

Danielson was just sittin' there thinkin' about necks and got caught off guard 🤼‍♂️

I could feel my soul trying to leave my body as I watched this

It's the third month of 202Saw, so it's time for us to dig into the many developments of Saw III!

I’m starting to think that between Fox, News Nation, Newsmax, OAN, Right Side Broadcasting, Sinclair, Daily Wire, whatever Tucker Carlson does, the MyPillow guy’s channel, and now CBS, this market may be overserved now