There's something visceral and primal about eating chicken wings. Like you tear through them one by one, leaving a pile of saucey bones on the plate. Also a little bit cubby because you get to get all messy and sticky fingered and that's just expected!

The full phrase is actually "The customer is always right...when it comes to taste." If you got someone who is willing to pay out the nose for a different paint color, then you sell it to them. It doesn't mean they're entitled to special treatment. That cost extra.

Until today I always thought LASIK was some sort of brand name or trademarked thing that referred to a specific company. Turns out it's just an acronym for "laser-assisted in situ keratomileusis" which in turn basically translates to "reshaping the cornea with a laser"

How many fried dumplings is enough? Wrong! Too low!

I had a new hire compare me to ChatGPT because like it, I "give too much information" ...The revulsion I'm feeling right now...

All my gaming nerd frinds seem to be having kids and like... man. It's like seeing your teacher at the grocery store. Good for them, but very weird to see them there.

High school teacher fed up with her students' low test scores and decides to make them all relearn the basics and start from square one. Only she has a tough time moving on from that step because worksheets about shapes and colors is SO much easier to grade and all her students are doing SO well!

Mommy's got plans for a fun night in with her babygirl 😊

Fantasizing about having my hair brushed, being told I'm a good boy. ...man am I touch starved...

Objection! Your Honor, the Prosecution is clearly trying to ragebait my client to get him tilted. I request a brief recess while he chills his boner and allows us to unruffle some jimmies.

🎵They say a man should always dress for the job he wants. So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restuarant It's all because some hacker stole my identity So I'm in here every evening serving chowder and ice tea🎵

Working with my therapist has shown that I seem to have a strong emotional attatchment to values like loyalty, justice, and honesty. But Ive always discounted this reaction because...isn't that what everyone's after? Is it really a unique character trait?

Part of thr ADHD experience is to move an empty desk around your desk for three years before realizing "what am I even doing? I don't need this box for anything!" And you finally FINALLY throw the box away.

doodle page comm for @datdakota.bsky.social 🧺

Look I KNOW my diaper is messy and I KNOW change is inevitable... But like... do we have to do it right now? Can't it wait till after cartoons? One episode? Please?

Went to therapy, had a big cry, bought some Bluey diapers and felt better

Filing this under requirements if you want to babysit me.

Let's see. Shopping list. Gotta go to the dairy aisle for milk. The canned food aisle for soup. And the diaper aisle for those weird buzzy feels.

Is it my birthday? No. Is it anyone’s birthday? Also no. Is it any special occasion at all? Hell no. You see, the Funfetti cake IS the special occasion.

Alright, next baby shower I'm invited to I'm getting the couple a pack of Little Kings as a "gag gift".

Trying my hardest to hide my power level when brainstorming with friends on what to get as gifts for a baby shower. "Oh Bluey? It's a show I think?"

I wish there was a way I could know whether my regular gas station has mountain dew livewire without me having to go inside and feel disappointmented when I see that its been replaced by some limited time flavor.

I think I can do a pretty good job at holding back tears on my own. ...except when others are crying.

Pretending it's my first time wearing a diaper around someone and they "convince" me to pee myself. "Oooh, gosh, I don't know. I've never really... done "that" before." And then finally letting go...the creeping warmth...the swelling. Gosh why does it feel so good?

If you want an idea of what the perfect nursery looks like, this is it! I literally gasped when I opened that door for the first time, it immediately rocketed me into little space 🥺💖 @dadofdegens.bsky.social your nursery is truly incredible!

Ah, it's officially stick-to-every-seat season. Thanks, I hate it.

Flying Squirrel Lovey Auction ✨One of a kind, hand sewn by me! Measures 20 inches from head to tip of tail, 10 inches from top to bottom of "blanket" body. Price includes insured USA shipping. Starts at $75 and ends on April 17, 8pm EST! #babyfur #kidfur #agere #sfwagere #plushies #plushie

Is c0mmi$sshy still a dirty word or can we finally talk about beautiful art we got from talented artists using our hard earned money without being flagged or bombardes by bots?

I wanna go back to the time I transitioned from Goodnites to thick and proper ABDL diapers. The adorable prints that look just like a baby's diaper. The exhilaration of being able to soak the diaper without a single drop escaping. The padding swelling up around me.

I was thinking about getting some vanilla, nondiaper art of Dakota so I can show off the character to vanillas or nonfurs who show an interest. ..but what does vanilla coms even look like? "Hey, here's my animal avatar I role play as online sometimes. Here's him doing taxes..."

Got an influx of followers because of the sleepy fox art. Hello, new followers, I hope you like board games and fantasy maps.

*prints this out on a xerox and shows it to you* Look at what I got from @coconutcubbie.bsky.social !

My good bandmate @sagedeer-wa.bsky.social shared this with me and it's oh so true.

I’m a big fox now 🎵 Look how happy is Nick after finally getting some pull ups, mom thinks he is ready for them, let’s hope he didn’t soak them ☺️ Silly animation I did this month, it’s been a while since the last time I did animations x3 More at: baltnwolf.fanbox.cc subscribestar.adult/baltnwolf

If you're into DnD or other TTRPGs, it is your moral obligation to teach what you know to the next generation and pass on the knowledge.

Zoo trip! (Art for @coconutcubbie.bsky.social)

A coworker mentioned fursonas and was asking another what theirs would be. Probably a bird. And I'm here trying my best not to be all "this is a big deal! let me help you find the perfect bird!!! I could get an artist to draw you! When are you getting your fursuit?!"

It's a Doggy Dog Bed

I ask myself... is playing a city builder putting me to sleep? Like I WANT to play it, but is the slow turning of the wheel of city management putting me to sleep?

Less then 24 hours to go... Doesn't even feel real.

Being genuinely grumpy when "let's go back to my place and play" DOESN'T lead to playing games on their cool ass PS5 that they have sitting RIGHT THERE in the living room!

Diapered and dressed up in cozy pajamas, dozing in the lap of a caretaker as they watch TV while occasionally patting your back.

Moo and Mootwo hehehe

I don't want to be "put in my place" or "taken down a few pegs" I want to handed a juice and tucked in for a nap because I had a big big day and I was so well behaved today.

You know you're dealing with some cold corporate "by-a-committee" bullshit when you look up the origin of a company's name and it's not even a fun story like "we mashed our names together" or "we drew a comic of a superhero and thought it'd be funny to be called that."

Current therapy question: Why do I get all emotional and cry when talking about myself?

I wanna be so eepy that I get fussy but I also don't want to stress my caretaker out by being difficult

the average being cannot comprehend my truest form: eepy baby #littlefur #kidfur #babyfur #agere

uuugh, okay lesson learned. I should NOT scarf down an extra two slices of pizza beyond my limit just so there are no leftovers. Woke up with a terrible tummy ache that lasted well into the afternoon. CURSE you, double cheese! CURSE you delicious orange soda!

I always feel guilty when I'm being looked after by a caretaker because despite having access to baby toys or cartoons or being able to go out and play in the park or something... ...all I wanna do when I'm little is cuddle and fill my diaper while being told I'm a very good boy.