Aaaaaaand suddenly BlueSky is blocking adult content until I prove that I'm an adult... For fuck sake...

The majority of plushies I see on the market are cute, but they're TOO SMALL! I don't want head sized stuffed toys to sit on my desk or bedside table. I want BIG CUTE BUNK MATES! Plushies I have to carry in both arms! Plushies I can wrap two arms around and give a big hug to!

#hollowknight x #AnimalCrossing ? 🩶

Bluesky is getting to the "ban porn" stage even before their video player gets a volume slider? Really streamlining the process, huh?

Is it... normal for people to just take one picture of something and that's it? What if doesn't develop right? You need like four backups!

Video game difficulty sliders should really let you choose a spectrum between "I want story" and "I want to become acutely aware of the game's hitboxes and minute flaws in the AI so I can exploit them just to survive."

Sitting on the bus, when you see two dragoness mommies board, and you feel your blood turn to ice as you see they have no babies to occupy their attention. You gulp, hoping that they won't direct their attention to you, as they take a seat and get into a peculiar conversation. ⤵️

When I write the next blockbuster action movie/mini-series staring John CallofDutyMilitary I'm going to make him ace so there's absolutely no unncessary sex scenes. They're gonna play PS2 games and share a pizza!

When someone gives me a TV series or a movie recommendation and I say "I'll add it to the list" I mean there's a LITERAL LIST. I don't trust my memory to remember the hundreds of ohmagod-you-havent-seen-it-yet movies so I have a excell list that randomly gives me a movie to watch.

Let me just say, Cosmic Brownies are delicious. Through the years I have had several different brownies, some far superior then these prepackaged fudge squares. But... it does make little me happy...

Sometimes it's the little thoughts that I come back to the most. Like the time I had to explain why they called it "pineapple upside down cake" to my Romanian friend!

Vent art. :D

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQb_... So this just appeared on my youtube feed WHAT!?

I wish I had a better head for trading card games. I've tried, but I've noticed I don't have the head for long term strategy, which sucks.

I don't believe in house warming gifts. What I DO believe in is seeing what someones missing, like my friend that only has one towel in his bathroom, and sneaking in more everytime I come to visit.

I was JUST saying this today to a coworker when me and him were looking at a dozen different things that needed our attention!

🦭

Had a dream where I finally worked up the courage to compliment that cute goth boy's hair in the school hallway. ...left me with a sense of... longing I guess? Almost nostalgic? I'm still feeling it hours after waking up.

Bro its like me fr fr

I remember not knowing how to tie my shoes till like 3rd grade and I would just keep over-under knotting the ears so they wouldn't come undone. ...no idea when I learned how to properly tie my shoes.

Kinda borked up how great naps and sleep time often feel, but you won't know for sure until you've devoted hours of your time to time jump at the end of them.

I am comfortably a boy and like my boy stuff... ...but also unicorn plushies make my inner little blush and make grabby hands.

Here’s the sketch. I’m actually going to go even further and this is going to be a free ych for everyone, I’m gonna do as many as I possibly can and release the lineart for free as a coloring page. Fuck this ai stunt (if you want one link me 2 ur character >:3)

This is what happens when your nerdy doctor friend sets up a DnD adventure. ...holy shit.

Kinda borked up that the restaurant would just put a changing table DIRECTLY across from the toilet! I mean loon at those smug animals! Taunting me! Why are they smiling?! What do they know?!

I don't know where my mind picked up the "put up emotional walls just to see who'll pull them down" habit, but i wish it'd stop.

I'm of the mind that most machines in our lives do not need to talk back. If I'm in a self checkout line I just need a beep to let me know the scan went through or that my card has been read. I don't need an overly sweet voice telling me what an honor it is to scan my ONE. GrannySMITH. Apple.

So, totally nerd stuff, but I wanted to say that my gaming group's 6 year DnD campaign finally wrapped up yesterday. 6 years of Sundays spent on building this story together and watching our characters grow. Like...damn. Most of the group managed to stick together too!

gotta befriend a music nerd so I can play song after song and ask them "what genre is THIS one?!?" like an annoying little brother

I never had a rocking horse as a kid or knew someone who had a rocking horse. ...but for some reason I just know if I rode one I'd be frozen with a thousand yard stare as things inside me I can't comprehend are mended and healed.

...So like...do people have like...padded observation rooms that people can rent out, dress up in straight jackets and just...exist in? We have adult nurseries and BDSM dungeons, but I haven't heard of any padded room before...

That classic Minecraft experience isn't about beating the Ender Dragon or covering yourself in a full set of diamond gear...

Suddenly a new wave of followers out of nowhere! Uhm...hi there. I'm Dakota. I am a fox...do...do you like legos?

I wonder whether my terrible memory is a response to trauma or I just have a terrible memory.

I never fully realized how much the t-shirt and diaper combo can be improved with also wearing socks.

Just discovered that my local mall has a Kids Empire Indoor Playground which has a fantasy castley decor and a doofy blue dragon as its mascot. The kids have it so fucking good. I would have had every single birthday party at this place!

So "guy" as in the American usage for "fellow" use to mean a "grotesquely or poorly dressed person" which originally traces its roots back to Guy Fawks from the Gunpowder Plot to blow up British king and Parliament. ...Royals did not like the guy and wanted to make sure people knew that.

I know itd be difficult working against 20+ years of tradition, but I would love if we changed ABDL to APDL to stand for Ageplayer/Diaper Lover. I've always felt it was more inclusive and less awkward to say outloud.

One of the universal rules of happiness is: always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual. -Jingo #quote #Discworld #TerryPratchett #Jingo

Is going "woooo" after a big thunder rumble is heard a positive character trait or nah?

Yeah...I'm starting to realize that I really like strawberry shortcake season! Best spring cake!

The larger sized Goodnites have been great when I get just diaper brained enough to need a little bit of protection, soak it once, and be done with it. One draw back however...I now get bedwetting fantasies on the mind and that wasn't a problem before.

Changing tables are nice... But also, impromptu changes are cool too! Living room floor, park bench, dining room table... You might leak if we don't change you now! Gotta change you wherever you are!

Me: "alright body, it's spring, which means allergy season. Don't freak out like last time." My body: *sees pollen* "HOLY FUCKING SHIT! WHATS THAT?!?!!?!?"

So Discworld, right? I have a friend who was asking about reading order because he got a bulk of the series for free from a coworker. I had to resist the urge to completely flood him with Discworld facts and just gave him this handy chart. The cruel thing is: turns out my friend can't read accents.

There's something broken inside of me. I don't know when it broke or how I let it get so broken up in the first place, but cuddles, plushies, and being told that I'm a good boy feels like it helps. Healing things little by little.

You know what's kinda hot? Being in chastity but also being so easily distracted. You spend all day waiting for the time you get to be unlocked. It's agonizing waiting around for it so you decide to distract yourself with some video games.

Yeah hi i'd like to file a complaint on this human? Who's bright idea was to attach the recording equipment on the same part as the speakers? There's gonna be vibrations in the playback!

You know if Short Circuit was made in the modern day, instead of having him watch TV Stephanie would have given Number 5 an iPad and he wouldn't be making silly movie quotes and references, he'd just be spouting memes and racial slurs.