A mom who doesn't do her research and ends up getting her bedwetting teenaged son thick ABDL diapers with that embarrassing print instead of something a little more discreet.

I'm not saying my dad's not very cultured, but what I am saying is when my brother brought back authetic tamales from his friends in texas, my dad complained that they were good, but the corn shell was a little tough to eat.

13oct - ‘the curious and quite dreadful sensation of being forgotten’

Me: "I'm going to make a diaper adventure guild story!" Also me: "what adventures do they go on?" Me: "u-uhm...uh....uh..."

I need to be supervised because I WILL try to bring my big plushie to all my meals (a good thing) and WILL get food all over him (a bad thing) unless someone pulls him out of my arms and sets him aside before I eat.

feeling my water bottle get heavier as i fill it up, hearing the hissing water and trying not to think about a thick diaper swelling up and getting heavy and saggy

"No, no, it's not like that. The AI isn't a persona - it doesn't feel or think like we do. It's more like... uh, it's more like a cancer." -Dr. Catherine Chun

youre basiclaly required to do it

#furry #furryart #furryfandom

Wow people REALLY dig the diaper changing drone thing. Interesting. Interesting...

Sometimes little fantasies pop in my head that I also doublethink about how unrealistic and unsustainable it'd be.

Dude this age verification thing is horseshit. If I could somehow get that shit verified without having to provide my actual private information, that'd be fucking great.

Diaper buzzy time is the ultimate gender equalizer. It doesn't matter what you have down there or what's in your head, getting buzzy time feels great!

A skunk who's spray doesn't smell like rotting meat or burning tires but smells like baby powder and lavender. Also diapers. ...is this something? I feel like this is something.

"Oh what's this? A diaper? But it's so big!" "You like wearing diapers?" "Oh well I guess I could try wearing one. I've never done this before..." "You want me to wet it too? Gosh, okay, that's not the /worst/ feeling in the world..." "You want me to poop in it too? Kinda weird, but okay..."

Big techs attempt at putting their "AI" in everything has finally pushed me into Linux land. A friend of mine was able to find me one that functions similiarly to Windows. Just another step into the world where I can tell myself "you know that button you never press? What if it was just gone?"

TFW you realize you don't work at a "someone went all out and wore some crazy Halloween costume" job and more of a "Halloween is just another work day" job. My inner child be ragin

Pacing the living room late at night trying to get a crying baby to just. Please. Fall asleep. It's me. I'm the crying baby.

I wish I could better articulate the feeling I guess when someone makes a reference to something and they're just like "look up Dumtumbles 3 diner eating scene." so that I know what they're quoting. Like...no? I'm not doing that.

Trick or Treat! 🎃🍂🍬 #otter #badger #hare #halloween

I don't RP, but sometimes I'm looking for us both to be diapered and gushing over how good the diapers feel and how they feel when they're wet and and what fantasies are running through our heads and slowly edging each other closer and closer to the edge of making stickies.

No, I DON'T need a computer with glowy lights in a glass case that shows off all the glowy lights that swirl like a screensaver. I just need an indicator light and maybe a little computer speaker that beeps when it does a thing or can't do a thing.

Cooking something over on the substar~ 24 whooole seconds

Some days I just wanna plop down in front of the living room TV playing video games, occationally having to lay back so someome can change my diapers all while never taking my eyes off of the TV. ...is this what the kids call parallel play?

"u wear diper ofen?" Yeah sometimes "u wearing 1 right now?!?" Sure "u wet?" If it helps your fapping session, yeah

Just casually searching for Halloween costumes and the top results paint an intereating picture... UNPROMPTED I might add!

It'a frustrating seeing that I've been trying to design a card game for about six years, but keep spinning my wheels. I've been stuck on the actual card art, keep adjusting one card and then change everything else. And that's only when I find the time and energy to work on it.

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Ohmagod! Super Pixel Pals is my favorite video game of all time! Their diapers are so cool looking!

I do my very best to be a good conversationalist. I listen, provide good talking points, do my best to make the other person feel comfortable and respect their opinions. ...But when I'm talking to a drunk person suddenly all I want to do is not be doing that.

Go feral

losing the urge to being a good boy, gotta be honest.

Can I get this shared to some people who want to buy a Spyro shirt from an artist who loves Spyro and is trying to pay off debt? 💜 Comes in 5 Bella+Canvas colors in sizes up to 5XL! streamlabs.com/themeekwarri... #SpyroTheDragon 💎

The designs for the new Super Pixel Pals diapers. I am excited to see how the design looks IRL! They're super vibrant colors in the demo and we've seen some great enhancements in diaper printing the past few years.

Thinking about... *wistful sigh* ghost hands...

One of my mind's core believes seems to be "work smarter, not harder*" *unless it'd be manly and tough looking to do something harder instead

Aaaaaaand suddenly BlueSky is blocking adult content until I prove that I'm an adult... For fuck sake...

The majority of plushies I see on the market are cute, but they're TOO SMALL! I don't want head sized stuffed toys to sit on my desk or bedside table. I want BIG CUTE BUNK MATES! Plushies I have to carry in both arms! Plushies I can wrap two arms around and give a big hug to!

#hollowknight x #AnimalCrossing ? 🩶

Bluesky is getting to the "ban porn" stage even before their video player gets a volume slider? Really streamlining the process, huh?

Is it... normal for people to just take one picture of something and that's it? What if doesn't develop right? You need like four backups!

Video game difficulty sliders should really let you choose a spectrum between "I want story" and "I want to become acutely aware of the game's hitboxes and minute flaws in the AI so I can exploit them just to survive."

Sitting on the bus, when you see two dragoness mommies board, and you feel your blood turn to ice as you see they have no babies to occupy their attention. You gulp, hoping that they won't direct their attention to you, as they take a seat and get into a peculiar conversation. ⤵️

When I write the next blockbuster action movie/mini-series staring John CallofDutyMilitary I'm going to make him ace so there's absolutely no unncessary sex scenes. They're gonna play PS2 games and share a pizza!

When someone gives me a TV series or a movie recommendation and I say "I'll add it to the list" I mean there's a LITERAL LIST. I don't trust my memory to remember the hundreds of ohmagod-you-havent-seen-it-yet movies so I have a excell list that randomly gives me a movie to watch.

Let me just say, Cosmic Brownies are delicious. Through the years I have had several different brownies, some far superior then these prepackaged fudge squares. But... it does make little me happy...