wine or margarita for tonight, plz answer

hate my job, body dysmorphia at a new high, zero romantic prospects, 15 dollars to my name, nothing sparking joy anymore…… well I guess there’s always alcohol!

okay now that I’ve met Michols’ mother I would like to extend some grace his way because Jesus Christ

Dilf coworker got laid off

just ate an apple and now I’m randomly convincing myself that one of my teeth is loose

🥲🥲🥲

just thought about impractical jokers at work and started laughing like a crazy person

my job applications must be getting lost in the mail or something 😐😐

the truly dreadful energy radiating off of the summer house reunion in the clip of everyone’s intros…. good god this is miserable

just complete and utter misery

**** **** never speak on ******* ****** again please and thank you

having to watch Americas Got Talent auditions with commentary from my students and my two fifty year old coworkers is my personal equivalent of getting my limbs ripped off and then being put through a wood chipper

was apparently in the bathroom taking some kind of huge dump or something when the second reunion trailer played on tv cause I’m just now hearing about this

Can’t even begin to describe how long some people wait to find a friend that gives this much of themselves for you and is this free and open with their love and support. Like it genuinely is so rare and special to have a friend who showers you with this kind of light. Ciara never change PLEASE!

first thing I see upon opening my phone is the Ciara Amanda goodbye hug

imagining a world where peak summer house, rhony, and vpr were all airing at the same time. and ya know what, while we’re fantasizing, let’s say that gas costs two dollars.

kyle

maybe this is the wrong audience for this but that almost felt like two much of one franchise for a single night…….. I’m exhausted

ok let’s all go to bed

It was me who ended Lindsay’s 9 month celibacy btw

It’s been a long night

West trying to save his job by kissing the king’s ring tomorrow. HOLD THE LINE, KYLE! #WWHL

It’s not really about whether or not you should move across the country for someone it’s more so that women are always gonna be the ones expected to make the move

Kyle doubling down on handjobs being essentially nothing lmao

Kyle so hot tonight 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Kyle smiling while Lindsay talks about Carl this is hugeness

Don’t worry Andy I’ll brainstorm some WWHL intros for you

night so gaggy Andy’s prompter broke

And if I said I genuinely think me and Kyle could have a very beautiful relationship together then what

Just a couple months ago this Kymanda convo would have destroyed me 😐 if I think about it too long I’ll get sad

grim as hell but this Kymanda anniversary dinner reminds me of how they say people who are about to **** ********** often seem very happy and in high spirits because they know the end is near 🫣

Lindsay and Danielle #IntheCity

my sister genuinely asked if Kyle and Lindsay are siblings….. my agenda is working!!

Do we think Amanda tried to do the off brand CBK look for this sidewalk argument

Danielle with the fucking glass to the chest again oh I’m sure 🙄 GIVE IT A REST!

GEMMA REVEAL!!!

this is so……………

GIRD YOUR LOINS

we’re in the city motherfucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KYMANDA RELATIONSHIP HIGHLIGHT MONTAGE #SummerHouse

This convo is just genuinely sad like there’s no silver lining to this. Neither of them want to put in any effort but they also don’t want to break up. Like okay what now. (Obviously we know what now but still)

The amount of emotional labor that Ciara has expended for Amanda over the last six years…. Like what do you even do about that. How do you reckon with that.

That being our last Amanda Ciara moment. Just genuinely sad. What a waste.

This series of hugs is literally like a scene from a movie like you couldn’t write this better 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Oh my god this devastating hug

Honestly don’t want Bailey to get lost in the shuffle of all this madness. I like you Bailey!

Really good guy ❌ Cool ❌ Funny ❌ Charming ❌

when West Wilson tries to close his eyes to sleep and hears me slowing creeping down the hallway whispering “slam pig…. slam pig…. slam pig” and hides under his covers in fear knowing there’s no where to run because I’m coming

West Wilson is the slammiest slam pig rolling around in the shit and eating from his trough. There’s no one in New York that hasn’t slammed that pig! SLAM PIG!

oh I’m sick