this Lindsey shade??? 😭😭

The fact that this morning before even hearing the Lindsay Graham news I saw an unrelated video where he said he was “going to check” on Mitch McConnell…. he checked, alright!!

you can tell Lindsey wanted Mitch’s nachos bad

The Grim Reaper strolling Capitol Hill like…

there is no better feeling than going on a two hour walk on a nice summer day and coming home to your whole body feeling like mush and I did it yesterday and it was incredible but now it’s just like 10000 degrees every fucking day and I’m on SSRIs 🥲🥲

every once in a while I try to picture a world in which current Ariana Madix is still dating the current version of Tom Sandoval. Just for fun, as a thought exercise.

Every day I recommend this show to 10-15 people that know and respect me in real life, and then I watch an episode and immediately hope that none of them listened to me

the concept of doing backyard fireworks on a Thursday night in a neighborhood where all the houses are two feet apart from one another

guy who actually seems sweet normal and cute asked me out over the apps 😁 trying to avoid my instinct to run for the hills before we’ve even started (there’s something deeply wrong with me)

the ultimate Rorschach test is whether the Jack Antonoff news made you think of Lena Dunham or Lorde

my neighbor getting their roof redone on my week off so I get to sit at home and listen to them bang around all day

he met Margaret on a rooftop……. She was wearing white

Is it crazy that I kinda think In The City getting a WWHL Clubhouse reunion was a concession to Amanda? Like she never wants to do a big formal reunion ever again after that mess of a performance? Because with Kyle and Lindsay you have the star power to justify a big reunion…

Genuine statement if Katherine LaNasa wins an Emmy over Sepideh Moafi then something deeply wrong is happening and we should pause television production until we get to the bottom of it

sister told me we should watch weekly live feed recaps together this season 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ we’re also gonna do a draft and winners picks it’s so serious this year

Summer House season 5 episode 5 literally the greatest episode of television ever released

so was part of the nda for guests that you are legally required to post pics of you getting ready in a hotel room beforehand with a vague caption that mentions the concept of marriage but not either of them by name

Taylor telling people who officiated her wedding

For our last category this block, we want to call out the last category you all submitted here. Oddly enough, we learned her name yesterday. But, we've known her effort, the pain she suffered, and what she's been through. Submitted by @b0dacious.bsky.social, for reaction of the year, it's Janet!!

the fucking broken pics are actually killing me… I love being on this garbage island with you all

people are going to get really mad about this meanwhile I just found a peak reaction image

calling my lawyer to draft a legally binding “by liking this image you grant all your money to bluesky user fr3ak0n0mics” contract to post while pics are down

want my older sister to have a kid so bad so I have a cute baby to hang with but also don’t want her to forget about the baby she already has to feed and financially support and spend all her time with (me)

Danny Booko is the devil

Danielle’s weird fuggo boyfriend calling Lindsay a fucking bitch oh sir you’re gonna *** tomorrow

Nick and Yvonne finally getting everyone to shut up multiple times and everyone going “yes of course sorry love you both” and then IMMEDIATELY going back into it is so fuckin funny lmao

The concept of Kyle and Amanda being “dedicated to not making it awkward for anyone around them”

sitting in the online waiting room for a video call with the IRS using a laptop webcam that glitches if I attempt to move it at all 😁😁😁😁 literally plz help me

but you can say baby……….. baby can I hold you tonight

of course it’s Janet….. this diva

Gonna go to my parents house to have my dad help me with a simple task, use their bathtub cause I don’t have one, eat all their food, then leave ❤️

haven’t kept up with In The City but seeing a bunch of losers be pissed at Lindsay for yelling at Kyle because everyone’s suddenly a Cookie head… you’re all fakes and phonies who wanted Kyle to die 6 months ago and any real Cookinator understands Lindsay and Kyle’s dynamic and supports her!

this is maybe the most confusing real housewives departure that I can think of…. I just really don’t get it.

Getting reaggitated about an old situation but if you cry inside my home for an hour+ about a man, you actually can’t expect me to engage in positive conversations about him within the same calendar year… I’m running a tight program here… GOODBYE KYLE!

how did I not realize that Ben was the AU Bachelor in 2023?????? Why did I think it was like, many many moons ago???

got zero sleep last night but only two students showed up today 😁😁😁😁😁

interpersonal wrongdoings on a reality television program are punishable by public scrutiny but those who participate in the point of reality tv should not be removed from reality tv for that very reason 📢📢

I wouldn’t have really been that bothered if Amanda came back to Summer House

Ariana Biermann is my close personal friend

Ava Dash 26… @fr3ak0n0mics.bsky.social 24…. keep working your way down that ladder Mr. Cooke, I’m next!!!!!

he was at the torture house…… he was at the crypto torture house

it’s always interesting seeing what ends up being the main topic of conversation for a first season housewives cast and the RHORI cast being uniquely invested in each others finances and house payments and bank statements is so funny to me

Ashley’s childlike joy and elation at everything Alicia says… she’s just like me

Do I have any power in this at all? I couldn’t even go get my binder!

Jessi of SLOMW doing a schoolgirl photoshoot with a bunch of teenage boys and also Mauricio the 47 year old for some reason (?????)

cafe I like that is only open during the hours when I work is closed the one week I have off

update his date started loudly crying (I could hear their convo and it was not his fault she was just going through it on what was clearly their first date/hookup, which is, unfortunately, me asf)

86% humidity on this fine morning