wrapped already

finding new music by going to the instagrams of cool niche celebs and seeing what songs they put over their posts

the idea of being 22 and dating someone who was on a dating show when you were 12

me when my therapist tells me that something I know is my fault is my fault

Trying to find cute comforters in a duvet cover world 💔💔

waking up at 6 am in 6 degree temps…. experiencing not only current seasonal depression but deja vu to depressive episodes of years past 😶‍🌫️

hey so has anyone figured out how to love yourself when no one else does

feeling more and more like this every day

made my sister watch twilight for the first time last night and she’s already asking when we’ll watch new moon

genuinely fuck Demi’s decrepit evil husband, you don’t get to complain about drama seeming immature when you married someone 15 years younger than you like of course this seems stupid to you, you are OLD and they are YOUNG dumbass. If you want to feel among your peers go play shuffleboard #slomw

she thinks all the best days of her life are still ahead of her and these were the best days of my life, her being here with me #rhoslc

Lisa’s obsession with everyone needing to have a masters degree in any topic to be allowed to discuss it even on a surface level #rhoslc

How did I furnish this office??? Why I ordered it all on Wayfair of course!!!! #rhoslc

“You either have hatred in your heart” *no comment* “or you have an anger problem” “I do not have an anger problem”

Crazy Rich Asians and one other movie I don’t recall the name of

is it normal to love tv movies and books but to feel like you aren’t retaining any of it long term and feel weirdly sad about that because for whatever reason you view media consumption as a means to gain more referential knowledge than as just something to occupy your time and being present joy

watching The Leftovers for the first time and keep saying “television is so back” about a show that came out ten years ago

most straight men who watch reality tv only do so as a means to be able to ridicule and scold women for their behavior and feel justified in doing it

kind of need to the drunkest a person can get tonight as a means of suicide prevention

ingesting two hot dogs, a brownie, and two shots of tequila at a velocity no one has seen before

watching rhony loudly in the living room while my landlord fixes my shower 😁😁😁😁

waiting for the weekend and realizing I’m essentially just wishing my life away

“She’s adorable!!” - my mom about the Wild Rose

😌😌😌

Seeing positive Carlito and Hubb House interactions at bravocon

spent entire therapy session talking about a hypothetical hinge date that I may go on some time next week

them releasing the plane seating arrangement is so subtly chic omg like isnt this just good old fashioned all-American fun!! #rhoslc

I believe that whatever Mary said happened on the plane is probably what happened #rhoslc

should Lisa Barlow get bangs

I will take it at this point however I am struggling to imagine how Erin and Sai will be at all able to fit in the with Lu/Sonjarita/Rinda dynamic (Jessel on the other hand literally falls in perfectly that’s my mother)

just did it again!!! 😁😁😁

turned my phone off at the movies and my whole family thought I died 😁😁😁

them randomly interviewing Trump in the middle of the Lions Commanders game

me talking about Whitney Rose

the way actors talk about intimacy coordinators

I don’t care posts on bsky are called tweets, if they want us to call that app X so much then the term tweet is up for grabs and I’m claiming it THESE ARE TWEETS!!!!!!

getting stressed out about my aesthetic

in my head………….. I play a shortcut of us

I’m actually concerned about something that I saw on TikTok.

Whitney and Meredith having a randomly beautiful piggy back moment #rhoslc

fascinating to see so many of the “how was sexual assault not a dealbreaker for you” crowd from 2016 suddenly sing such a different tune today 🤔

one thing that unites Republicans and Democrats is saying “WE CAN’T LET THIS HAPPEN BECAUSE IF IT HAPPENS THE WORLD WILL END!!” and then when it happens going “this is fine and we don’t need to worry about it” and then expecting us not to feel gaslit and completely lied to

literally riding the woke high this morning

2026 Primary Woke Wave

waiting for results in a rank choice voting city 😅😅😅

to think we just did dick cheney death announcement this morning… what a day to be a bloomf 💙

be the lib you want to see in the world

we lib to see another day!!!

once this is 100% official official can y’all turn this energy towards Minneapolis I’m scared 😊🤞😁

HOES (still) MAD!!!!!!!