Sushi got me feeling fish tonight…

found a $100 bill in my thrifted shoes

being hunted for sport — at Harris Teeter.

Sue me I want to be wanted.

first day back at work in over a month and a student just assumed i retired

okey dokey! 👻 🎮

wedding photos arrived!

i’ve seen enough. stacey rusch is bravo’s princess diana.

look what he does to me…

lovatics finally won….i can’t stop smiling…

just accidentally passed as straight on a phone call

pokemon legends z-a

i was looking for the blair witch!!

GIVE HER A FLUTE NOW.

britani bateman fondling a cactus while whitney rose blankly says “think of the concept of life…”

heart surgery isn’t going to stop me from decorating and rearranging all my little shelves.

i heard you call me boring barbie when the coke’s got you brave…

i think everyone should take a deep breath and enjoy some mess 💕

circling back after watching this week’s episode…oh godney rose 🙂‍↕️

sometimes she just randomly releases the best song/video of all time…like omg youtu.be/nBJRaflBDBg?...

just ordered a halloween snoopy garden flag for same-day delivery

beautiful. fly. hot. and sexy.

love kikiing with nurses….somehow ended up talking to my nightshift nurse about how zara larsson is a beydaughter

getting open-heart surgery tomorrow for attention

being in your 30s means being soooo excited to get your new dishwasher today

😇

Whitney Rose center snowflake - many are saying it.

heather gay:

anyone else?

how do i make my oil change about me

pov: youre about to get asked if we can use your tab

i just got visited by the ghost of ava max.

ripped my pants at work for what feels like the 100th time

ZARA LARSSON IS THE TRUTH.

got scammed by a targeted instagram ad and i can’t even be mad bc like….they won LMAOOOO

teacher pre-service week kicking my ass…but we carry on

hbd to my husbear @bigmomjeans.bsky.social 🥰and a happy gotcha day to my #1 girl 💘 (and a bluesky exclusive sneak peek of wedding photos!)

had what might have been the best day of my life yesteday with @stphvns.bsky.social ❤️ feeling so blessed to have such amazing friends and family to celebrate it with 💕

randomly seeing katy perry with the girls the night before our wedding because ticket prices finally dropped low enough

weapons being an instant camp classic

just mixed up taylor swift and taylor armstrong

ethel cain dustbowl playing on a loop in my brain

willoughby tucker, i’ll always love you

had to run into a target with bad vibes

loving next gen nyc, i wish seth marks was real

ordered insomnia cookies at 6 pm

ridiculously high for no reason