i got dsl?

if everything goes right i’m moving back to the amster of dam soon like bitchhhhh YAS

ariana flopnde

😭😭😭

punani = funny i swear

me trying to impress rubbing balloons together trade

lilshitsie

me being a bit brazilian like sure why not

just called my lawyer and he said that i’m fucking toast.

why are 99.99999999% of tourists the stupidest people to ever exist?

when i cum i say “hellllll yeah! haha nice chungus sex we just had, thank you. okay it’s kinda late you need to get an uber”

i’m adulting in the sense that i’m an adult and that’s it nothing else

what a shame grimes basically passed away

oomf uses light mode 🤣😆

me when i’m a contrarian:

if u ain’t a little fat how in the hell are you gonna love somebody else can i get an amen

me to mikes lemonade:

picture this: i took a nice little ozempic and wegovy cocktail but it all went to my ass and now i just look like this

holy chuddy chuddington the 6th over here “claude fuck my wife”, “claude raise my son”, “claude can i have choccy milk today? pleaaaaaseeee i love itt”

new deadlock update makes me wanna destroy valves offices

does anyone know what berry looks like

why is taking butt pictures so humiliating in a very specific way

if ur balls ain’t clapping when u clap ur ass to the beat…

when people use reaction images to denote sexual acts i’m taken aback like.. grow up

snapchat is just used for well.. you know. if you use it as actual social media that’s like weird

my donuts? glazed! my will to live? gone! -this tweet has been brought to you by 2016

Fuck SpongeBob he can soak up my cum

more like gandih

moving to down the street hmu for the addy

spongebob just called and said you sound like a cunt, so i win this argument

driking some alachol tonight, who can relate? donate 19 dollars to my paypal to reply

Feeling like this dog

just got done gaming, who up? 👀

lowkey about to shower like 😭

what’s the cheat code to be epic and cool?

we COCK DICK BALLING

oppa chungus style

if anyone needs a roommate in amsterdam im free on weeknights

day 2 of being sick (throat hurt) and i’m so weak. i need help. please. donate to my gofundme so i can get money for free

Day 1 of Invalidating Asexuality.

got my eyes optometested and i have perfect vision. it’s truly so humbling to not have to wear glasses like most of yall 🤣😂🤭

i’m allergic to being bad so i’m like really good

i have a third eye but it’s not where you thiiiiiiiiink

does anyone have some info on if your balls are supposed to hurt when you punch them

that train movie looks so fucking bad and like, embarrassing

why did i get a cavity search done at the alley behind the grocery store 😭 i didn’t know they had to do that for me to get in

liar liar chicken butt

lowkey trimmed my beard and i’m-a cookin da pizza

“hey! what can i use to make a bath to submerge some pretzels in?”