hit the character limit

i’m a 97 year old and i forgot how to make the coke the shrimp way

earth piss n shit

can’t talk rn, email me.

hey i would like a zenzational zucking zife. can i zet it to zo? zanks zouuuuu

me to the cashier when they ask me if i want a bag

puerto rican excellence!

I’m with this guy, fuck you Mingo

if bear trade trims his beard all the way down was he ever bear trade?

if the world was good she would’ve changed her name to trans jenner

what about 11/9?

Does pokopia have an End Nicki Pokemon

let’s talk about something.

this perfectly exemplifies how i’m real trade and not some barter.

why is a dead girls phone in your picture

laurel yanny is kinda the princess diana of bluesky

confirmation i’m bear tradeeeeeeee 💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽

no man i do not care that a ginger made this ale

did you know? ferrari is the same spelled forwards and backwards

a bakery named the yeastie boys

he didn’t clap he’s not happy

tiktok said i’m ✨adulting✨

tung tung tung sahur broke into my house. he saw me listening to some music, snow strippers to be exact. he is such a chill guy i let him sit around for a bit. good guy... just misanderstood.. the tiktoks are fake...

what if his name was derek jizzer and he cums

the planet: #climate #real #theworld

tl going too fast for anyone to see im twerking with my feet on the ceiling

yes im sat on the floor who cares? call me addison rae... love sitting.... music too... Picture taken on my MacBook.

bro youre complaining about summer not being for fat people when u just downed a whole tub of ice cream on ft... @tdutwo.bsky.social

those who know 💀💀💀💀

what did brandi nitti do im out of the loop

Uni in a sakura collar. Spring is here

check again

get your own jokes.

just had a thought: what if we spelled it mißißippi

yet you get no hardons in your ass hole

never bought condoms cause #rawislaw

it’s very funny to me how a lot of people think they are misunderstood geniuses when people don’t like their art but they are just bad. and it’s okay to be bad but just accept it

2 inches is like fucking massive right? yeah i think so right?

this and a cup of coffee and a some rum and some car keys!

papa want. papa get.

@nickiminaj you actually married a PEDO HE CANT PICK UP YOUR CHILD FROM SCHOOL LMFAOOOOO

okay so i let my hare grew out these past phew moths. i look like this

the rice before it’s about to be handled by a shrimp:

if you don’t know what he did…

okay so the discover tab is still shit @bsky.app fix. it.

how has this guy not been assassinated yet

@chappelroan fuck u girl “i was poor” girl fuck you

type of shit you motherfuckers in the US eat

tl dead no one will see that im actually 3 guys in a trenchcoat all fucking