woke up to my macbook screen being broken how did this happen bro

okay is it just me or is this in extreme poor taste to put a mega saturated tier list + "le funny youtube thumbnail face" when talking about dead people

okay and if anyone did this, would anyone care? if someone else told me “i watched the odyssey a million different ways” i would tell them to fuck off i don’t care

me on september 13th 2024:

old timey mob boss:

bob l’éponge @nikosalachiasse.bsky.social this is how you know him right

spongebob after him and sandy fell out:

a shrimp fried my brain bro

is it breasts or breasteses? oh sorry i just want a triple cheeseburger

is this achievable natty? serious replies only.

did u guys see that bluesky got acquired by twitter? ouuu shits about to get weirddd

the tl boring asf someone wrestle with me

too grown to still be listening to that shit

Argentina has eliminated Egypt from the World Cup.

realised that i get more autistic when i get high so i just feel like this

let’s end several users tbh like i’m gonna start doing endings

if google tracks my every search then they know how much i love fan made wikis

guys i love the days of the week like monday and the other ones like they are all friends :)

me at the restaurant but i’m vegan and the waiter asks what i want:

like yall freaky ass fuck.

how i feel when i say i sleep with boxers and a t-shirt and not naked unlike you sexual heathens.

aw shucks! ran out of characters sorry

everyone says ball sweat this, ball sweat that. but, when your balls are actually sweaty ain’t shit fucking funny

should i shave all my body hair, cover myself in butter and just slide around?

SAL AND Q FROM IMPRACTICAL JOKERS EVERY WHICH WAY BTW

you ever get a reply under your tweet from someone trying to be funny and it makes you wish you could delete someone else’s tweet

If you're not outraged, you should be

which one is it? also notice how heal has the least likes. this literally shows how fucking society is fucking fucked.

i treat the ketchup bottle like a COCK and make it CUM all over my FRIES

she was fearless and crazier than him. she was his queen. and god help anyone who dared to disrespect his queen.

the earth is on fucking fire u guys

Can’t pick a sexual orientation or a race 🙄 girl grow up

the whole latina belt meme always left a bad taste in my mouth cause like being latino is an actual thing that people are why are you trying to be latino instead of just being what you are? am i crazy for this or (im latino)

gay when the poppers and bottom tops! gay the popper 😂

waiting to listen to madonna new musics until i get high as a chile

love muting accounts and then clicking “view muted” or whatever it is like it’s so fun

gonna actually play oot boots.

okay bday drinks are ON!

i posted this selfie today so i’ll post it again. how’s everyone doing this fine perfect day

we are literally getting littyyyy

They gotta start making pink consoles again

my bday being on the 4th of july like yall better celebrate me and not america…

88 degrees in my house but the power is on in times square and at MSG for taylor swift wedding tho !

why did i lowkey just turn 25 😭

it’s literally my bday omg

guys i am announcing an exciting new awards ceremony named the poosky awards so get your votes in now and we will be announcing the winners 3rd july😊

i’m doing the idgaf challenge all day everyday