me after watching ahs coven (2013):

violet’s parents r so dumb bruh how do u not realize ur daughter is dead for like a month

putting a lot of effort into a discussion post is equivalent to putting a lot of effort into an unreciprocated situationship

my first act as ur president is sending all of the college advisors onto the frontlines

going to tj maxx as a humiliation ritual

ALL THE BUTCHES MATCHING WITH ME ON TINDER

the guy in this pic has been blowing up my phone for days #loredrop

he fucked me with his chin while giving me head 3 mins after skeeting this

the rapture forgot the NERDS omfgggg

lists:

who needs hollywood when ur already a tinder raya hinge celebrity ohhhhk exactly

bro is playing video games while a bad bitch in his bed right rightttt

i’m floating in the rapture sucking and fucking

sometimes u gotta just uber to the place of a man that doesn’t see a future with u for the gafs

KIT CONNOR RAYA SPOTTING

meeting ariana grande and telling her i loved her work in scream queens

meeting taylor lautner and telling him i loved his work in scream queens

meeting john stamos and telling him i loved his work in scream queens

paninis when they don’t want to take accountability:

peak optimism is bringing tanning oil to the beach at 4pm when the UV is 3

so THIS happened.

staying at home alone for a night for the first time every sound in my house will have its time to shine and get my undivided attention

i literally cannot be in a talking stage with someone who has an instagram

awkwafina recalling the time when she came into the bathroom after lindsay lohag liza flockanelli:

lindsay lohag liza flockanelli changed ha pad in my bathroom now it smells like dog surgery

i love manic posting on here every two months for an unprecedented amount of days i feel like woah vicky

i was lying i have eyes everywhere and u should TOO

this gif is so good

sure you may have all gotten cracked tonight but i’m gaslighting my talkingship into believing the friend he’s hanging out with isn’t real

even in times of great sorrow i will gaslight till the very end

bring back windbreakers just for the suicide of it all

WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT IS SCREAM QUEENS SEASON 3 AND AFFORDABLE HOUSING

ryan murphy should’ve kept it cute and made season 3 of scream queens, what the people WANT

scream queens is the best show ever and it’s not even a contest

you’ll be having the worst day of your life and then BOOM you get on the scale and see that you’ve gained 5 pounds

i miss being unemployed with u all

george washington.. the first eater

sorry but why is this the funniest thing ever like

after i got this i succumbed to illness… the resellers really have etsy witches around the clock

being a fan of chris brown in the year 2025 is very embarrassing actually

the only way this day could get better is if i obtain an afrin addiction

hi guys i’m lindsay lohag liza flockanelli and im addicted to menthol cough drops

been at work for only one week and already have a cold

lesbians flirt by swiping up on a story and saying “real sis”

finding out charlie kirk got popped and died at my gyno appointment

went into the grocery store solely to buy birthday cake ice cream with the tiny chunks of cake in it

she’s a minute old take it easy on her guys

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