I like the beat

Witalian (white italian)

I've always liked putting words one after another #sentences

YES Fats YES Fems YES Child Left Behind

Guess who frack in the house

Had an epiphany. This cold is just a karmik resetter. When it is over, i'll finally find a job and get better at driving

I've got a cold i'm not sure i want to joke anymore about anything ever again

It's like you can't buy bleach, a saw, a shovel, and a tarp anymore

#UnemployedTuesday let's make it a thing 😍😍

Is anyone selling crack

Maybe i'm addicted to my phone

When i asked my optician why my glasses were always tilted she told me i was just built funny

I have postponed my 20s to my 40s. I'm also thinking about swapping my 30s and my teens with retroactivity

Another jobless monday

Should i start doing meth

I get so ace off that tequila

I noticed the word faggot generates a lot of likes on here FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT

Paella for lunch

It's burger on the dancefloor

I blocked my father on gmail

This random 6.5/10

Dick Van Chile

Big pharma doesnt want you to play in your butt hole

Looked devastatingly Italian today. Expecting a nomination.

No one has ever called me Juan simply because it is not my name

Fergie has taught me you can look like a fool on live TV several times and still be that girl okayyy

I'll never be as young as i am right now and i'm not getting any younger

I was hit with the "okay now let's make a silly one" yesterday

Why she lowkey looks like Nina West there

Ruth Balder Ginsburg

Irdgaf

I get so pan off that tequila

Injured myself during taekwondo practice and now i have a migraine too

She mubi on my tubi til i amazon prime video

I been on, I been on, I been on Tell me who gon take me off Take me off, take me off, take me off

Modest cock monday #dontshowit

Me flirting: kys

So that's going in the 5 star movies Lyndon Bald Johnson library

Everyone saying the album is so bad kinda makes me wanna listen to it...

Watching The Thing tonight if anyone even cares

That was life changing actually

Today is the most italian i've looked in at least 5 years

Felt relatively good about myself today so i decided to go for a run, was absolutely shit and now i want to shoot myself in the fucking face

I don't deserve to stay hydrated

In my restless dreams, i see that town

Passive aggressively walking my 10,000 daily steps

Shit Van Shite

What about crawlable cities

Tongue still burning from yesterday's mouthwash