*to the tune of head shoulders knees and toes* bill hillary jill and joe

I'm on that good claus and christmas carol

Sure whatever

Lowkey what is it with teenagers and not articulating

Hmmm yes please

Raven seeing mimi imfurst number third in the voting:

I'm unfortunately often the white people that be like

Bro last night was such a lie

They're showing me my true unbridled self tomorrow thus completely changing my life trajectory for the better

The way 3 years ago was actually 12 years ago

Sorry

Guy i thought of as personality hire was just promoted to the job i wanted

I'm gonna start posting like i have a job

There's improvement okayyyy

Accidentaly swallowed a mosquito in the middle of december

Bebé, qué fue No pues que muy tragadito Qué haces buscándome el la'o Si sabes que yo errores no repito Dile a tu nueva bebé Que por hombres no compito Que deje de estar tirando Que al meno' yo te tenía bonito

Wasian wheel watussy

Gynecologist told me i'll always get shin splints cause i didn't do enough sports when i was a teenager. I like some of the Gaga songs. What the fuck does she know about running

What are you willing to do? Oooooh tell me what you're willing to do Kiss it kiss it better baby

Gay son school of thought or thot daughter connoisseur?

APRI IL TUO CUORE INCONDIZIONATAMENTE CERCA L'AMORE NELLA TUA MENTE

Everybody get more italian now

December streams not being taken into account for spotify wrapped so i get to stream rupaul all month long

If you put other colors than red and gold on your christmas tree you're a whore

How do you kill the dog in stardew valley

Streets saying i shouldn't have given my dinosaur egg to gunther

Always the unfunniest straight men bragging about people never being able to tell when they're joking bc of how they're always sarcastic

In your car the radio up In your car the radio up In your car the radio up In your car the radio up In your car the radio up In your car the radio up In your car the radio up In your car the radio up In your car the radio up In your car the radio up In your car the radio up In your car the radi

Ooh i think the word here is déjà vu Just met you tonight but you feel like a friend of mine, feel like a friend of mine

Taekwondo class cancelled tonight what should i do

Hey mister dj put a record on

Bedtime at one billion o'clock tonight

Just so you know my posts should get 100 thousand likes

Oh ok

Timbaland mad af, a featuring with justin "what goes around comes around" timberlake, she had one chance

Spongebob big guy pants

Last christmas i gave you my fart

𓆲𓀂𓂘𓀇𓂀𓂳𓃱𓂇𓂴𓃝, bluesky do your thing!

Waist on fuck blue lives

My good resolution for 2026 is to finally try meth

Ellen degeneres❤️ i love when she dances

Didnt get the job

Can't play stardew valley cause i've got a 3 hour exam + an interview tomorrow for a job i still won't get

I'm so into *they i can barely breath

Not me thinking the scat convention was gonna be a musical event

Think i'm about to turn to god

Stardew Valley buyingtons might be now

What i do?

Do you hate me i'm serious

It's slow your roll sunday