I'm having a kid by the end of next year

Oomf having a ball liking my raggedy ankle pics

Oh wow. I just felt it. My karma... everything going forward will go swimmingly. This is the beginning of something good, great even. Omg i'm feeling it i can't believe it it's gonna be so fucking amazing

Dropped my €1500 phone in the stairs and it was left unscuffed

I'm in love with your brother... what's his name

Lmao

Chaise du cocu

Oh to be back home and finally put an end to this week of misery and doom with much deserved healingtons foodingtons relaxingtons maybeseesomefriendsingtons

Haven't eaten ANYTHING today and i won't until at least 7pm

Maggie about to die

Cause i'm too Maggie And then i'm too fucking Quang

They're neutering me tomorrow. "Useless anyway" they said

Ankle's not broken 😍😍

Radio time please no broken bone please no broken bone please no broken bone

Broke my ankle 😂

I'm not even good at taekwondo

𓇅𓇎𓉡𓊝𓋗𓍴𓐨 😂😂

I got asked to give taekwondo classes for kids and then for adults today

Maggie Macdoodlesmith flip it around

Uptown gurl 😂😂

Make a song

My boy's got his own ringtone It's only one i know it's the only one i know

OVERHEARD AT THE RESTAURANT: hold on i think that creep is listening to our conversation

"Are you ready for your music composing class?" Mozart gulps Tchaïkovski nods nervously Beethoven takes a deep breath "Yes C418" they said in unison

Jesus: why am i Hung Jesus: Jesus: easter rise Eggs: chocolate Je

Trying to prepare for the second part of the air traffic controller exam and the only thing available online for training costs €100

I get so anxious when Hinge 😰

Fuck a therapist

Oklou is talented oklou is funny oklou is kind oklou is special oklou is amazing oklou is class

I woke up in a heatwave... andeverybodysgone

My car is being towed #MyCarIsBeingTowed

Mog city

Oh now i'm emotional

If we could party all night. And sleep all day. And throw all of my problems away My life would be eeeeeeeeeeasy My life would be eeeeeeeeeeasy

Maybe i owe a nintendo switch 2 to myself

Take me by the hand When the trouble calls our name

How do you think joe biden is doing these days

Kinda wanna go to the gym now...

My gym subscription finally being canceled

I always iPad ❤️

Row row row your boat gently down the stream marilyn marilyn marilyn life is but a dream

idgaf

I'm being VERY brave about the cold i have rn

We don't have the technology anymore

They're called Disk Jockey bc they're kinda riding disks

Italian Slayyyter for those who care

Will

I haven't showered since last year 😂😂😂