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*so what’s your take?* ‘ if they remaster an album you already bought they should give you a new copy for free 💅🏾’ 🚇

They should make a jeopardy show that’s just stuff I know

*intense MJ voice* ‘Do you remember, girl? On the phone, you and me 'Til dawn, two or three What about us, girl? Do you, do you, do you? In the park, on the beach You and me, in Spain What about, what about Grrrrrat, tat tat, tat Grrrrrat, tat tat tat!’ ‘Sorry not ringing any bells’ 💅🏾

Born on this day: Naomi Campbell became one of the defining supermodels of her era, breaking barriers in fashion with her iconic runway presence, global influence, and pioneering work across modeling, activism, and culture, shaping the industry for generations to come

his is a cat checkpoint! relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone. 🐾🐈

It's #WorldGothDay and I want you all to know I appreciate your often surprisingly upbeat asses I am not at all a goth, never have been, but goths have often been friends both irl and online; it is just a lovely community and that seems to be true everywhere, all over the world

ZZ TOP: 🎶 she's got legs, she knows how to use them 🎶 The legs in question:

'I'll catch the next one'

I put on my sneakers that are covered with googly eyes. They’re called Stare Jordans 👀

Born on this day: Naomi Campbell became one of the defining supermodels of her era, breaking barriers in fashion with her iconic runway presence, global influence, and pioneering work across modeling, activism, and culture, shaping the industry for generations to come

Born on this day: Mr. T, the larger‑than‑life actor and cultural icon famed for The A‑Team, his gold chains, and his tough‑guy persona. Rising from hardship to stardom, he became a symbol of strength, resilience, and unforgettable 1980s attitude

recession indicator being the dearth of thirst trap selfies on the timeline compared to before january 20 2025

Just been to a Frida Kahlo lecture. Very highbrow.

Born on this day: Mr. T, the larger‑than‑life actor and cultural icon famed for The A‑Team, his gold chains, and his tough‑guy persona. Rising from hardship to stardom, he became a symbol of strength, resilience, and unforgettable 1980s attitude

introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live Van Halen Beastie Boys Steely Dan Judas Priest Rush Bel Bev Devoe Chic Duran Duran Cake Black Sabbath

Dirty Dancing (1987)

Hey did you know you can just buy them now?

anybody have any pink ones

Born on this day: Grace Jones, the genre‑defying singer, model, and actor whose androgynous style, fierce stage presence, and bold artistic vision reshaped pop culture. A trailblazer of fashion and music, she remains an icon of individuality, power, and creative freedom

Charlie Kirk silent

Ok but to be fair I call that ‘getting work done’ 🤷🏾‍♂️

Born on this day: Grace Jones, the genre‑defying singer, model, and actor whose androgynous style, fierce stage presence, and bold artistic vision reshaped pop culture. A trailblazer of fashion and music, she remains an icon of individuality, power, and creative freedom

logging on

#May19 Love maps? Ever wonder about all the places mentioned in the Steely Dan song catalog? Well, feast your eyes: www.google.com/maps/d/u/0/e...

Happy May 19 to all who celebrate

(2/2) Ep. 13 with Mackenzie Horne: youtu.be/TcpKY0Sx06s?... Ep. 22 with Cimcie Nichols: youtu.be/muK3SQoByfg?...

Sometimes cats will wake you up with a nice snuggle and sometimes they will wake you up by dropping a live spider on your pillow, you have to be ready for anything

i miss the 80s - when vaccines were good and nazis were bad

*so what’s your take?* ‘you should be able to access the space bar when you’re adding emoji to a text and not have to switch the keyboard back and forth’ 🚇

Everyone on Bluesky

Fine, I'll get my motor running but I will absolutely NOT head out on the highway

New Yorker cartoon

600 dollars was a lot of money back now

My new reply to annoying people on Bluesky

*so what’s your take?* ‘you should be able to access the space bar when you’re adding emoji to a text and not have to switch the keyboard back and forth’ 🚇

Say what you will this is dope as hell

Born on this day: Pierce Brosnan is an Irish actor and producer celebrated for his suave portrayal of James Bond and a diverse film career spanning action, drama, and comedy. He’s also known for environmental advocacy and his enduring impact on global pop culture

My daughter says no one will care about longcheese. Prove her wrong, internet.