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Wild that Gordon Lightfoot died on the Edmund Fitzgerald

you're at work, not doing work, farting around on bluesky, I see you and am proud of you

Fast forwarding your story but I still love you

Super glad we got his take

My toxic trait is looking up old Basia videos and just getting lost in them 😌

this is Sunday night

They’re not booing they’re saying ‘truuuuee!’

Ok cool, getting up 👀

Sometimes people say ‘don’t shit where you eat’ but they just mean ‘don’t fuck at work’

if you are on a skateboard and are threatened, the key is picking up the skateboard with both hands. whacking ability is off the charts

football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it

‘We’ll be right back with more Who Gives a Shit after this’

Ok cool, getting up 👀

How has no one sorted out the digital-products-as-physical-presents problem yet? We used to give each other books, albums, games every xmas, but how do you gift an audiobook? So they can easily add it to their account & have something to open? It's such a gap in the market

I STG every time there’s an economic downturn those Charmin Bears get skimpy on the ply

Everything but 9 because that’s rude and I’m Canadian

Please clap

Quick question you guys how do you cook?

‘We’ll be right back with more Who Gives a Shit after this’

Describe your cat's personality with one photo

my general weekend vibe

I wasn’t ‘snubbed’ by Grammys because I don’t want one anyways 🤷🏾‍♂️

Sage advice 📝

It’s chilly out but she still likes to have breakfast Al Franken

Some people are so weird about the word “hate.” They’ll be like “you can intensely and passionately dislike someone but you should never hate someone.” Ok, so that’s the definition of hate.

Nearly 60% of SNAP recipients are children or adults over 60. And the maximum monthly benefit for a single person is $298 – well below what many say is needed for a nutritious diet. A political scientist who has researched nutrition programs explains how the program works:

RT if u agree

Racists really excited about this one!

My takeaway? Cardi B’s boyfriend is pregnant

@icculus.bsky.social @bungle094.bsky.social

My takeaway? Cardi B’s boyfriend is pregnant

*record scratch* *voice over* ‘Yup, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here…’

At least make it Louvre1234 jfc

Going into the office while everyone has a cold to hear the cacoughony

News Inn Photo:

*record scratch* *voice over* ‘Yup, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here…’

Wait. Does something bad happen? No spoilers!

I don’t mind skorts but I prefer blousers.

“Don’t step in it!” By @kmaiolatesi.bsky.social Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/quiz-tesla-c...

Wowza!

I haven’t seen a lot of pics from the gig I played last week, but here I am playing behind Matt 👀

Maybe I’ll retire at 87 as well 🤷🏾‍♂️ 👴🏾