Oates and I back in the day…

Our whole civilization has been dying since November 6th, 2024. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER AND WHATNOT!!!

i hope a really specific someone kills himself or dies and in a very immediate sense

Born on this day: John Oates, the soulful singer, songwriter, and guitarist who shaped pop history as half of Hall & Oates, blending blue‑eyed soul, rock, and R&B into era‑defining hits while continuing to evolve as a solo artist and storyteller

Danny Ocean, the charismatic mastermind of Ocean’s Eleven, is a recently paroled thief who reunites his elite crew to execute an audacious triple‑casino heist. Suave, strategic, and unshakeably calm, he blends charm and precision to outwit powerful rivals and reshape Las Vegas’s balance of power

Pretty much my music taste in a nutshell

Reading the news in bed in 2026

They need to write more articles about gas prices with the title ‘Crude Awakening’. That shit is clever af

Danny Ocean, the charismatic mastermind of Ocean’s Eleven, is a recently paroled thief who reunites his elite crew to execute an audacious triple‑casino heist. Suave, strategic, and unshakeably calm, he blends charm and precision to outwit powerful rivals and reshape Las Vegas’s balance of power

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deplurailze a movie One Angry Man

Artemis II crew returning to Earth.

Ok but can you blame her?

I’m here to shitpost and eat Cadbury eggs And I’m all out of Cadbury eggs

I believe I shall move to a two-tier system and charge for my premium posts via a subscription plan.

😏😂💗

Born on this day: Pharrell Williams is a visionary producer, singer, and fashion icon. From the Neptunes' crisp hip-hop beats to the global anthem "Happy," his genre-blurring creativity has defined modern pop culture and earned him multiple Grammys and cultural immortality

Oh, Bluesky’s dying? Get in fucking line, buddy, we all are.

Went out to dinner only to be lied to by a fortune cookie 😒🥠

christ is dead, post hole

Born on this day: Robert Downey Jr., the charismatic powerhouse behind the MCU’s Iron Man. After a triumphant career resurgence, the Oscar-winning actor has become a global icon, celebrated for his sharp wit, immense range, and legendary roles in Hollywood cinema

before you let your man around me just know I’m built like kristi noem’s husband

Ok but can you blame her?

So, are they shitposts, or shit posts?

Todd Blanche is an attorney and former federal prosecutor who somehow rose to prominence defending convicted felon Donald Trump in multiple criminal cases. He later became U.S. deputy attorney general and, in 2026, acting attorney general under Trump when the equally inept Pam Bondi got the boot

@patrickworld.bsky.social You inspired me!!!

Come on in, it’s #Caturday

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star A Can of New Coke!

You guys don’t think he’s crazy, do you?

Pam Bondi is a bad American attorney and politician, born in 1965, who served as Florida’s first female attorney general (2011–2019) and later as U.S. attorney general (2025–2026) under President Donald Trump, known for her prosecutorial background, gross ineptitude, and high‑profile political roles

Over on Substack, I released a four part series tracing the role of women in jazz from its earliest foundations to its modern global resurgence. Companion playlist available on Apple Music 🍎, Tidal ⚫️, and Spotify 🟢 (link below ⬇️) run alongside each part of the series. linktr.ee/all_thingsja...

I think it’s funny when someone says ‘this stuff’s like crack cocaine’. I always wanna say ‘yeah, I’ve done tons of crack cocaine and this Chicago Mix popcorn is hitting all the same notes’

Todd Blanche is an attorney and former federal prosecutor who somehow rose to prominence defending convicted felon Donald Trump in multiple criminal cases. He later became U.S. deputy attorney general and, in 2026, acting attorney general under Trump when the equally inept Pam Bondi got the boot

Celebrating a birthday today: Eddie Murphy is an American comedian, actor, and singer whose breakout on Saturday Night Live led to blockbuster hits like Beverly Hills Cop and Coming to America. A Grammy, Emmy, and Golden Globe winner, he’s considered one of comedy’s most influential performers

Born on this day: Pedro Pascal is a Chilean-American actor celebrated for his magnetic screen presence. He gained global fame in Game of Thrones and Narcos before becoming a cultural icon in The Mandalorian and The Last of Us, known for his range, charisma, and "Internet Daddy" status

i got my head done when I was young it's not my problem it's not my problem… WOO HOO/WHEN I FEEL HEAVY METAL/AND I’M PINS AND I’M NEEDLES

The art of shitting the entire world's bed

Pam Bondi is a bad American attorney and politician, born in 1965, who served as Florida’s first female attorney general (2011–2019) and later as U.S. attorney general (2025–2026) under President Donald Trump, known for her prosecutorial background, gross ineptitude, and high‑profile political roles

Born on this day: Pedro Pascal is a Chilean-American actor celebrated for his magnetic screen presence. He gained global fame in Game of Thrones and Narcos before becoming a cultural icon in The Mandalorian and The Last of Us, known for his range, charisma, and "Internet Daddy" status

Did Ryan Gosling go with them to the moon?

I can't believe the "New Yorker" REJECTED this cartoon!

Born on this day: Susan Boyle is a Scottish singer who rose to global fame after her stunning 2009 Britain’s Got Talent audition of I Dreamed a Dream. Born in 1961, she went on to release multiple chart‑topping albums and remains an enduring symbol of unexpected, world‑changing talent

Celebrating a birthday today: Rachel Maddow is an Emmy‑ and Grammy‑winning American television host and political commentator known for her incisive analysis and storytelling on The Rachel Maddow Show. Born in 1973, she holds a Stanford BA and an Oxford doctorate and lives with partner Susan Mikula

Celebrating a birthday today: Logan Paul is a moron-turned-creator‑turned‑entrepreneur known for viral YouTube fame, WWE success, and fake boxing events. He hosts ‘Impaulsive’, and blends entertainment, stupidity, business, and controversy into one of the internet’s most obnoxious modern careers

If you could go back in time and kill baby internet, would you?

So Tiger blew a zero? next time blow the cop, partner

I ate cheez-its and then I ate some more. -a memoir