New iMessage sticker just dropped

The midlife crisis isn’t real it’s invented by these people

Jolted awake by this attention-seeking asshole

Problematic fav: Aladdin

Ahead of being ferried to the afterlife please ensure your family has provided an adequate amount of honey, bowls, and idols for your journey!

I told my friend visiting Barcelona about my favorite sandwich and he brought me the sandwich all the way from Barcelona

onlyfans page but it’s just videos of me smiling and enjoying life

If you used my name as a fake name for your food order I would only ever take it as insult or mockery

"There's only one way to effectively fight against a dominant language: to take an 'atheist' position and thus to not *believe* in the prestige of that language, to be convinced of the total arbitrariness of its domination and authority."

Good night bluest sky

Just figured out why Grindr did the whole hide profile/block thing

Asked for a cazadores soda and this dude poured me something that tastes like rubbing alcohol

ok maybe Álvaro Díaz has some good angles

in Europe when people pass you by really closely while you're eating they'll wish you "bon appetit" (in w/e language) which I think is an exercise in human camaraderie

New music Friday kinda sucked this time around… are yall listening to anything high speed electronic

Currently

Can’t do that wistful fantasizing of what could have become of the Phoenician alphabet because, well…

Had I taken care of them better I promise you I could’ve grown up to be a hand model

Cathedrals everywhere

Thinking of Lil Yachty

Followed a hot guy with “atheist communist” in his bio then a month later he posted himself praying to an altar with the Israeli flag on it and he removed those two things from his profile

This guy at the gym is speaking either Portuguese or Turkish

Wish I liked BART so I could make it my identity like the rest of the Bay Area transitcels 😔

kinda fucked up that dps mains inevitably have a healer alt but healer mains never make a dps

Turkish inherited <şey> (“thing”) from Arabic and instead of making a regular Turkish plural they took the Arabic plural as well: <eşya> But then <şey> was given a native plural, leaving us with <eşya> AND <şeyler> But then <eşya> grew a character of its own so it got its own plural, giving you:

that “أشياء” is diptotic is kinda stupid so I’m just not gonna do that

Is Miguel trying to come for Kali Uchis’ nachos…

ijbol them using an AI version of Taylor’s voice because she couldn’t deign to do it

Today, for the first time in my life, I almost cried at work

Tell him about Sniffies and you could be making $100/hr

Please don’t make me add squats to leg day 🙏

I hope to live while every hour on swaying biers the dead pass by. But aren't I just like them? Except that I still must live through my remaining nights. —ʿAbd Allāh ibn Abī ʿAṣrūn (Iraq, Syria, d. 1189)

🧵 Ottoman Bride Fez, 1830s

Got called a D-tier slur for sucking the ketchup out of a ketchup packet

He shaved

How come WoW looks so much better in Korean…

People have warped their identities around Twitter so much that it looks like a gravitational lens

Not watching bilatinmen anymore unless they can prove to me that they’re in love

So I was trying to talk to myself in Turkish this morning and I produced <mağaza> as /maʕaza/ on accident. I thought it was funny to pronounce a French loan that way but, lo and behold, it's from the same root but it never went through French at all

Neighbor’s dog is annoying af do u think I can use a mirror teach it how be self conscious as retaliation

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Constantinople where the 🍃🌿 at?!

Linguists don’t want you to know that this is true but for Lojban

Reggaetoneros doing Japanese music… we’re finally at the final frontier

Costco housing… WE DID IT!!!!!

Following CDMX meme pages pretending I’m a local 🤪🤪

get to use this again