Just left Sydney for Melbourne and have discovered the world’s most anti-social airport (NOT Tullamarine)

“wow surely this, THIS, will be the thing that brings down the damn cheeto!” *media immediately runs defense for him, dem leadership is silent, liberals going “oh but Maudro was no angel”* “ah well nevertheless”

It’ll happen this year

I think about what some extinct and marginalized scripts would look like in popular contemporary and fantastical aesthetics if they had more footing in the world. Here’s a neon sign in Cree

I miss France

This headline is the one that makes me kms

Met him two times this trip and the first time was normal and the second time he acted like he hated my guts it’s over

Has anyone checked in on Debra Messing

Mirror Case https://clevelandart.org/art/1918.785

@mattboot.bsky.social thought of you

Gonna ignore this “New York is the only city” thing exactly ONCE

Belligerent drunk on the bus clocked I was American and it was probably because of my backwards SF Giants hat

Party boat in the middle of the bay has music so good I had to pause my own tbh

Ray of light never stops being an insane song

SF NYE: DIFFUSE ORANGE GLOW. DIFFUSE WHITE GLOW. DIFFUSE RED GLOW. DIFFUSE GREEN GLOW. DIFFUSE YELLOW GLOW

Happy new year to my fellow Californians 

BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins

Me too

They made a souvenir for urban accessibility stans

I know we’re starting to see glimpses of this in the States but this is what it looks like when the proteinification of everything is complete

2026 is so much woker y’all are in for a treat

I know this is going to seem unrelated but my experience in Sydney’s public transit has now placed CDMX’s subway system above Paris’s for me

a hora tá chegando guris

Was addressed as “boss” at the kebab place

🦋Bsky exclusive🦋 I didn’t record any of the show except this part because I thought the effect was really cool

9pm

BIG NEWS

#birdbot

I talked to an America-pilled Aussie lawyer last night and he knew who @saikatforcongress.bsky.social was lol

Just spent $200 at the language bookstore lol I sure hope I read these!!!

Finally found some. The first is, quite fittingly, an ad for gambling addiction

Another thing I saw (and had no idea had variance): this spelling of “enclosed”

Aus English seems to have an affinity for non -ing verbal nouns. Instead of a “serving” it’s a “serve” and instead of “your next [time] shopping” it’s “your next shop” etc

UK RSVP-sender vs. California “maybe” invitee

Not buying your product again if you insist on hiding a lotus seed pod in it

Listening to my favorite Aussie band sing about their love for Mexico City while I wait for a ferry in the middle of Sydney… yup I’m exactly where I’m meant to be

You travel abroad And all you can say Is god bless The ADA

GOT HIT WITH A CHATGPT TINDER RESPONSE

Spent last night with a native Hindi speaker and he kept forming his past perfect with “was have”

There’s a big Mexican family here at the beach and they’re acting exactly like the Mexicans at Dolores park

English-Chinese-Hindi beach sign

*has only experienced summer in the southern hemisphere* that does it!!! I’m SO over life above the equator lol so cold and boring

Down side is that Bsky isn’t showing me anything nsfw anymore but the up side is that Bsky isn’t showing me anything nsfw anymore

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Was wondering how you get 48g of protein into a protein bar and it turns out it’s pretty easy so long as you forgo making it chewable

11:30pm pt… now I have to wait to post…