Mike
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My skeets are not for me to understand
This hotel not having floor length mirrors is homophobic
about 6 hours ago
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Do you know how hard it is to go to restaurant?
about 9 hours ago
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Me when:
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about 12 hours ago
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They just announced theyāre turning the power off in the gym in 15 minutes
about 14 hours ago
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If you see a horny dm from me no you didnāt
1 day ago
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I would find a picture of me from 2019 but Iām not that old
1 day ago
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Run finished. Work put off until Monday. Wedding ready. Dying inside.
1 day ago
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Baristas love to make a point of letting me know they remember me and my order
1 day ago
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I donāt want to run today but Iām being brave about it
1 day ago
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I have no sense of time
2 days ago
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Me as a kid watching Brendan Fraser in George of the Jungle:
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2 days ago
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Thereās a scene that hit way too close to home and I was bawling
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2 days ago
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Seated for the hacks finale
2 days ago
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Went on a date with the guy who has the fattest ass at my gym (we shared weights)
2 days ago
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Forgot to turn on content filters at the gym š«
2 days ago
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Do you think anyone on this zoom call can tell I was just crying?
3 days ago
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3 days ago
there has never been a better time to tell this company worth BILLIONS to drop their lawsuit against a drag queen working for climate awareness :)
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Me when Iām being a hypocrite:
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3 days ago
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Okay NOW I will be productive (phone is going to die)
3 days ago
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@wielderofthekey.bsky.social
loves to tell people what to do with their phones
3 days ago
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Did you know BGB studios is run by the bin laden of bluesky?
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3 days ago
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Learned the hard way that I was supposed to run longer today
4 days ago
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Me:
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4 days ago
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Horny got the best of me last night
4 days ago
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My brother is taking pictures of old family photos and having ai restore/colorize them but heās acting like heās doing it all himself
4 days ago
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Tonightās Irish lesson:
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4 days ago
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Bloomf when I ask him about
@kxdyn.bsky.social
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4 days ago
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So quote skeets are just going to be out of control until the Flopsky awards?
4 days ago
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Why I got fired as a firefighter:
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4 days ago
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There are weights on 2 different levels at my gym and sometimes the weight you need is at neither
4 days ago
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?????
5 days ago
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Time to jump in a freezing pool emoji to hide how fucking red my face is
5 days ago
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He told me he doesnāt like *** but then he couldnāt get enough tastes of mine
6 days ago
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Finally going to see obsession tonight
6 days ago
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Gym membership expires next Sunday so every time I go to the gym I get harassed by the manager
6 days ago
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Pest control when I ask them how much longer theyāre gonna need:
6 days ago
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Happy Sunday bloomfs I hope you enjoyed church this morning
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7 days ago
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Why did Irish Siri read a Partiful link as potty full cummy?
7 days ago
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Canāt get out of bed today until he skeets it
7 days ago
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Had to go for a walk because I fucked up tracking my calories
7 days ago
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Feeling very susceptible to marketing campaigns rn
7 days ago
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If you have something mean to say about someone⦠Check to see if any bloomfs blocked them first to know who you can say it to
8 days ago
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I almost over shared with everyone but I decided not to at the last second. Are you proud of me?
8 days ago
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Howās everyoneās Saturday morning going?
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8 days ago
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Time to enjoy a long weekend
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8 days ago
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Guy in the sauna was taking up 3-4 spots, had a very dry cough and then asked me to move because the light was hurting him
8 days ago
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@gaymer.fit
I fear it may be too late
@huskyfit.bsky.social
9 days ago
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Theyāre trying to take control of my skeets
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9 days ago
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Can I come over and do this?
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9 days ago
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@mynameistyler.bsky.social
I skeeted 25 times yesterday. Should I do more or less today?
9 days ago
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