Just now seeing Mr. Pascal’s recent slutty photoshoot. Lots of leg and bulge…I’ll need a minute

God this song is so good and reminds me of Coldplay’s Yellow

Sorry guys it was my first day controlling the Bluesky servers

I guess today was an inopportune time to post my big, swangin hog ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I always forget that Garcelle is in Spider-Man: Homecoming like hello???

Jacob Elordi as Hig??? The 40 year old widower?? Hmm

Me randomly showing up to bloomfie’s house bc we’re neighbors

Wait did you guys hear that? It’s apparently big balls Friday 🫪

Guys stop deleting your posts. My husband hasn’t had time to go through all the DMs I’ve sent him yet

Fuuuuck the supreme court

Best track on the album methinks

Oh no…I can feel my totally healthy obsession with Charlie Cox reawakening

How’re you gonna be gay and not like the smell of the cum tree

Can’t wait to miss my exit on the highway because a MILFS NEAR YOU ad pops up in maps

Because of the Evil Dead (2013) talk earlier, I have to highlight the absolute masterpiece that is Roque Baños’ score for the film. Him and Fede Álvarez are a match made in heaven, or rather, hell.

It’s only natural to cry at least 4 times while watching Project Hail Mary

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 GRRM delays Winds of Winter and A Dream of Spring further to develop a Game of Thrones spin off series that connects to Fortnite lore

Scat jokes??? Right in front of my the first day of spring??

I have information that could lead to bloomf’s arrest

Found out some things

Making a game call Guess Blwhoomf? but it’s only bush pics

Sometimes I don’t care about things

Need. Nap.

Neighbors have the perfect trees in their backyard for climbing and hammocking yet I see them doing neither

If y’all need me I’ll just be doing this all day

Made some absolutely banging wild berry muffins tonight but I’m cursed with terrible kitchen lighting so I can’t post pics :/ you’ll just have to take my word for it

Introducing my husband to Mary Shaw tonight 🤫

Bestie’s work trip was cancelled and she’ll no longer be visiting this week…brb…

Just made the sickest cocktail ever (derogatory)

Sitting 🤎 pt 2

Cmon bloomfs post things

Sleepy husband head scratches

Mrs. Voorhees is back... First official images from CRYSTAL LAKE, the FRIDAY THE 13TH prequel television series. Coming soon from A24 & Peacock.

Yeah, boss, I’ll do that ASAP (as slowly as possible)

Number two of the year babyyyyy

Ordering my cowboy hat and boots as I type this

My somewhat offline bestie called me recently and goes “have you ever heard of ‘bush on main’? It’s this new trend that’s going around on tiktok” …oh mama

I know Pokopia is all the rage rn so please allow me to talk about a different, but similar game, for just a second…terraforming in Animal Crossing NH is AWFUL

Oh Miss Nunn 😍☺️😇

Yes! I love working in corporate!! It fulfills me! I feel so free! There are so many opportunities!!

Today’s mood 😍

Oh she’s taking it

I wonder what Brandt’s boy Kyle is up to these days. Miss him ❤️

Okay so I did revisit my animal crossing island today and found that 1.) it is, in fact, infested with roaches and 2.) I am in so much debt that T*m Nook won’t loan me any more money to expand my house :/

Revisiting my animal crossing island after 5 years

A lil Friday-night-murder-spree double feature to kick off the weekend 🔪🔪

You know what? I welcome this tsunami of Pokémon posts. Hopefully it washes out the bad vibes of this week

Body count conversations are always funny bc why do you want to know how many people I’ve killed?

Seeing Pillion in a theater of mostly straight (looking) people was an experience but we were all kinda gagging. Let’s go camping!

I’ve been saved (saw a movie)!!!