Starting RHOA and where the hell is Phaedra ?? 🤨

I love how every zombie film’s opening credits are grainy news reports mixed in with clips of various cultures around the world doing random things

Sooo Primate was…not good lmaoo

Peeing next to your man in the movie theater bathroom while Headphones On plays is something that can be so romantic

Gotta blast 📽️

Someone sang ALL 8 and a half minutes of master of puppets at karaoke tonight

A twink and a redhead on Traitors WHEN?!

Not my house, but know my way around

Vehicle: Riley Status: Modded Item: Grippy pads +10 handling +5 speed +3 acceleration +1 off-road -5 drift

Pulled into a call every time I stepped away to make lunch

Y’all mind if I sincere post for a sec? Some favorites from roll 3 (July-December 2025)

I’m sorry but the Stranger Things conformity gate theories are cracking my shit upppp

In a Lyft and it smells like booty ass (derogatory)

A year sandwiched by freaky lil monsters

I just think that straight people

Morning snifspection of her older brother

My LotR loving husband’s impact

Sup bro

Spent the first day of the new year puzzling like an old man

Surely getting a bloody nose on New Year’s Day isn’t that bad of an omen right

Someone brought cum cookies to the nye party

I was first 😌😌

Last movie of the year let’s gooooo

Quote this with the worst, ugliest photo of yourself this year 🎉🥳

Husband reading smut and not giggling. The boys must be in troubled waters

I love driving through Wannabussy, KS

The time has come for the Great 11-Day Missouri Holiday Trip of 2025 to conclude. Can’t wait to be back in CO and my own bed 😍

Avatar: Fire and Ass today yall 👁️👅👁️

Night with my childhood bestie saved me

Final #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched of 2025 🫡 Some Christmas classics and, well…

Good morning and merry bloomfmas 😍🎄

Still no church this trip home (so far) 🤭 #blessed #thankgod #marypegs

Well his ploy worked. Paced around panting relentlessly until dad (me) put him up on the bed to quiet down and go to sleep.

Costco put their whole pussy into these caramel s’mores clusters 🫦🫦

The way movies just make the whole world better

🎄🎅🏻 Watching now for the first time:

Was driving all day yesterday what did I miss?

The mental preparation for Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair begins…NOW 🗡️🩸👰🏼‍♀️

@radplanets.com, my beloved, I chatted with you the most ❤️

Are you wearing th- The holiday letterboxd logo shirt? Yeah, I am

Up and ready to work! 😀 #yasss

Need to vent!!!! But worried about giving too many specifics about my j*b

Insane that I had to pay for MY own story but I did get the last box set in stock 😈 Merry early Christmas to meee

So does anyone here actually like working? What’s wrong with you? Did you make a deal with the devil?

Dogs walked, husband napping, sun set, work looming, thoughts spiraling.

Watching Forensic Files (obviously) and the murderer reenactment scene showed a guy stripping down to a pair of light gray boxer briefs only and yeah it was fat

How do you not perpetually clench your jaw? Asking for myself

So there I was, sweats round my thighs

God bless Friday and the fat cocks that it brings

RHOBH S15 is a total snooze so far