Mason Voorhees
@daddyvourdalak.bsky.social
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CO | Self proclaimed horror connoisseur | one of those bisexuals | husbanded
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Spooky season is more than ramping up 👻🎃
#LetterboxdFriday
#LastFourWatched
add a skeleton here at some point
3 days ago
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tallboy
4 days ago
Just a reminder that it is in fact full bush fall!!
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So many pit and butt pics today 😍
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5 days ago
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Rumors that Denise Richards and Adrienne Maloof are going to be on this next season of RHOBH omg
6 days ago
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Shampooing and conditioning my bush so it’s easier to French braid
6 days ago
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SacredGay
7 days ago
My gay ass the second a leaf hits the ground 🍂🫠🔪
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Typing on a MacBook pissed me offfffffff why are the keys like that
7 days ago
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Expressed concerns about how my current work load is too much and exceeds my job description and was told “don’t be emotional” about it
7 days ago
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Just remembered, Monday tomorrow. Not good
8 days ago
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Me watching Dylan O’Brien fuck in Twinless
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8 days ago
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It’s me and this 80s Halloween party playlist against the world
8 days ago
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boston gay boy™️ (bos 1/1-12/31)
8 days ago
right privilege is real (im left handed)
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Hey guys what’s up
8 days ago
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This boredom is sounding like post thotty pics
10 days ago
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Do not ever show me Ed Sh*eran on my new music Friday playlist again
10 days ago
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Demi said the time for visible panties through mesh skirts is NOW
10 days ago
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This is what dreams are made of 😍💉📺🪱
12 days ago
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Taking my man to go see ANOES 3: Dream Warriors tonight oooooo I can’t wait
12 days ago
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Yeah yeah yeah I guess we’ll see (4 years after it was first promised lol)
12 days ago
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Just saw Caught Stealing and fuuuck me Austin Butler and Zoë Kravitz are so fine
13 days ago
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Our neighbors told us that they were glad the last tenant moved out bc he’d play the drums all the time but now I wanna learn how to play the drums 🫣🤭
13 days ago
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Clutching my Brighter Days vinyl as we go into this 😤😤
13 days ago
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You get an email notification showing who bookmarked your posts btw
14 days ago
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Monochrome Monday, grey sweatpants season, anything I missed?
14 days ago
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I’m late to the party but damn this song is so good
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Parachute
https://open.spotify.com/track/7pasIrCqLFAOtPgXyuYHnV?si=6X7K4e2cS3KCX3TCUSF-dQ
14 days ago
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Did those two football players kiss or what
14 days ago
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Soo how many hours of sleep are y’all getting each night?
14 days ago
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🚨 It’s silky thong Saturday!! 🚨 you know the drill
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16 days ago
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Was just woken up by Riley barreling past my side of the bed, shitting on his dog bed as he darts away. I run to let him outside then rush back to our room to get the dog bed. Trustin’s still asleep so I drag it to the living room so I can clean it with the lights on.
16 days ago
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Why doesn’t everyone get up and post? It’s seems like nobody want to post these days
17 days ago
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Favorite colleague’s last day is today :(
17 days ago
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Horror, horror, horror, and horror. Yeah that looks about right
#LetterboxdFriday
#LastFourWatched
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17 days ago
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Really vibing to this new SG Lewis album
17 days ago
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Sexting my man in spotify dms wyd
18 days ago
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Oh hot video I forgot to like, where art thou?
18 days ago
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She’s talking about my bluesky profile
18 days ago
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Starting a petition for every bathroom to have this good of lighting
18 days ago
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How are you, an adult, a professional, going to message me “hi Mason” “hey Mason” “hey Mason” with no other context within the span of an hour instead of just sending me your question and going about your day???
19 days ago
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What yall know about vlasic spicy dill pickle corn puff pickle balls?? 😮💨
20 days ago
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It’s about that time of year again 👻 Feeling confident I can make it more than halfway through this time lol. 31 movies in one month sounds insane so this’ll definitely be started soon
#Hooptober
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The Twelfth of Hooptober: Diary of a Madman🩸
It’s Hooptober year two (for me) babyyyy!! Last year I got about halfway through and then fizzled out pretty hard. But this year I’m feeling revitalized and ready to do the damn thing. Knowing myself ...
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20 days ago
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Steve(n)
20 days ago
If I don’t get Ariana tickets next week I really will k*ll myself
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It’s like my stress ball
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21 days ago
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Back on the road again and reminiscing on a previous road trip where I edged my man for so long that he ended up hitting the ceiling of the car
21 days ago
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Craving a watermelon ice geek bar pray for me
22 days ago
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I truly don’t understand straight men bc what do you mean watering plants is a waste of water ???
23 days ago
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It’s not a day back home unless something fucking crazy happens I swear
24 days ago
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On the road again see yall in a few hours 😗✌🏼
25 days ago
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Pour one out for the filled in rest stop glory hole 😔
25 days ago
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Hey my eyes are up here
25 days ago
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