Okay so I did revisit my animal crossing island today and found that 1.) it is, in fact, infested with roaches and 2.) I am in so much debt that T*m Nook won’t loan me any more money to expand my house :/

Revisiting my animal crossing island after 5 years

A lil Friday-night-murder-spree double feature to kick off the weekend 🔪🔪

You know what? I welcome this tsunami of Pokémon posts. Hopefully it washes out the bad vibes of this week

Body count conversations are always funny bc why do you want to know how many people I’ve killed?

Seeing Pillion in a theater of mostly straight (looking) people was an experience but we were all kinda gagging. Let’s go camping!

I’ve been saved (saw a movie)!!!

Help I’m withering away

Against my better judgement I am going to watch Dudley Dursley be a little sub for Alexander Skarsgård tonight

“Hey Mason do you have a few minutes to-“

The bubble bath scene in S7e19 of The X-Files is one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen

Would you guys still like me if I didn’t have a big dick and really good taste in movies?

it’s always a good day to watch a scary movie.

I do make the best pancakes btw

Gonna take all these drafts checks and post them as my own before you do 😌

The concept of a Taco Bell that also sells nicotine products 😏🫦🫦

Boots that’s my ego boots schedule ain’t been boots

Meetings all day 🙄🙄 not even any time to goon on the clock

Hey how mad do you think my sleeping husband would be if I put my ice cold feet against his warm body

Thinking about ditching my smartphone and going back to a flip phone or blackberry or something

Oh good, I don’t remember my dreams unless it’s about old best friends I had falling outs with 🫠

What’sssss good

Oh indie movie theaters, how I love you 🩵

Seeing The Secret Agent tonight and then I’ll only have F1 left to complete my best picture nom watchlist 🫡

Thinking about my A Nightmare on Elm Street box set I used to own that has undoubtedly been lost after several moves and storage units 😢

8am meeting scheduled by my b*ss’ b*ss rescheduled for tomorrow…

Don’t play with me now…

From me to all my bloomfs. Happy MAlentine’s day 🩷 Now get in the basement!

how I imagine sex with @daddyvourdalak.bsky.social is like

FRIDAY!

Just spent the last 10 minutes explaining what the khia asylum is to my husband 😭😭😭 he goes “who’s bebe rexha?”

Man, The Walking Dead looked SO much better when they were using film. The grittiness made it feel that much more real.

In honor of the holiday tomorrow, what is your favorite movie starring me?

Thursday…

This song still goes platinum in my room

My go to place for Friday the 13th flash tats closed this week I-

Demi Poot Lovato…when I catch you…

Being the queer middle child means you get all the family secrets and drama dumped on you but are told not to tell anyone bc no one else knows

Yall remember that commercial at the beginning about how sad the bushes were after getting shaved off…yeah…

So how long do these boys run around before the concert starts?

What do yall think Dr. Zasio is up to these days?

What an overwhelming week 🫠🫠 but hey my screen time has never been lower

Not now kitten, daddy’s listening to the 2026 music (original score) Oscar nominees

This episode of traders pissed me offfffff!!

mood.

I am in DESPERATE need of a scary movie that actually scares me. I’m probably just desensitized but I need something truly terrifying

These days are DRAGGING

I leave for one second and all of a sudden he’s queuing up Hotel for Dogs

*First 20 seconds of the second episode of Knight of the Seven Kingdoms* WOAH

Sure I could put my phone down and go to bed but where’s the fun in that when I could just regret my decisions tomorrow morning instead?