Mason Voorhees
@daddyvourdalak.bsky.social
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CO | Self proclaimed horror connoisseur | one of those bisexuals | husbanded
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Starting RHOA and where the hell is Phaedra ?? 🤨
about 10 hours ago
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I love how every zombie film’s opening credits are grainy news reports mixed in with clips of various cultures around the world doing random things
about 22 hours ago
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Sooo Primate was…not good lmaoo
4 days ago
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Peeing next to your man in the movie theater bathroom while Headphones On plays is something that can be so romantic
4 days ago
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Gotta blast 📽️
4 days ago
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Someone sang ALL 8 and a half minutes of master of puppets at karaoke tonight
4 days ago
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A twink and a redhead on Traitors WHEN?!
7 days ago
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Not my house, but know my way around
add a skeleton here at some point
7 days ago
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Vehicle: Riley Status: Modded Item: Grippy pads +10 handling +5 speed +3 acceleration +1 off-road -5 drift
7 days ago
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Pulled into a call every time I stepped away to make lunch
7 days ago
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Y’all mind if I sincere post for a sec? Some favorites from roll 3 (July-December 2025)
7 days ago
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I’m sorry but the Stranger Things conformity gate theories are cracking my shit upppp
10 days ago
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In a Lyft and it smells like booty ass (derogatory)
10 days ago
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A year sandwiched by freaky lil monsters
add a skeleton here at some point
11 days ago
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I just think that straight people
11 days ago
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Morning snifspection of her older brother
12 days ago
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My LotR loving husband’s impact
13 days ago
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Sup bro
13 days ago
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Spent the first day of the new year puzzling like an old man
14 days ago
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Surely getting a bloody nose on New Year’s Day isn’t that bad of an omen right
14 days ago
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Someone brought cum cookies to the nye party
14 days ago
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I was first 😌😌
add a skeleton here at some point
14 days ago
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Last movie of the year let’s gooooo
15 days ago
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Quote this with the worst, ugliest photo of yourself this year 🎉🥳
15 days ago
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Husband reading smut and not giggling. The boys must be in troubled waters
16 days ago
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I love driving through Wannabussy, KS
16 days ago
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The time has come for the Great 11-Day Missouri Holiday Trip of 2025 to conclude. Can’t wait to be back in CO and my own bed 😍
16 days ago
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Avatar: Fire and Ass today yall 👁️👅👁️
17 days ago
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Night with my childhood bestie saved me
18 days ago
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Final
#LetterboxdFriday
#LastFourWatched
of 2025 🫡 Some Christmas classics and, well…
20 days ago
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Good morning and merry bloomfmas 😍🎄
21 days ago
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Still no church this trip home (so far) 🤭
#blessed
#thankgod
#marypegs
21 days ago
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Well his ploy worked. Paced around panting relentlessly until dad (me) put him up on the bed to quiet down and go to sleep.
24 days ago
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Costco put their whole pussy into these caramel s’mores clusters 🫦🫦
24 days ago
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reposted by
Mason Voorhees
ptklein
24 days ago
The way movies just make the whole world better
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🎄🎅🏻 Watching now for the first time:
25 days ago
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Was driving all day yesterday what did I miss?
25 days ago
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The mental preparation for Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair begins…NOW 🗡️🩸👰🏼♀️
28 days ago
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@radplanets.com
, my beloved, I chatted with you the most ❤️
30 days ago
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Are you wearing th- The holiday letterboxd logo shirt? Yeah, I am
about 1 month ago
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Up and ready to work! 😀
#yasss
about 1 month ago
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Need to vent!!!! But worried about giving too many specifics about my j*b
about 1 month ago
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Insane that I had to pay for MY own story but I did get the last box set in stock 😈 Merry early Christmas to meee
about 1 month ago
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So does anyone here actually like working? What’s wrong with you? Did you make a deal with the devil?
about 1 month ago
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Dogs walked, husband napping, sun set, work looming, thoughts spiraling.
about 1 month ago
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Watching Forensic Files (obviously) and the murderer reenactment scene showed a guy stripping down to a pair of light gray boxer briefs only and yeah it was fat
about 1 month ago
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How do you not perpetually clench your jaw? Asking for myself
about 1 month ago
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So there I was, sweats round my thighs
about 1 month ago
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God bless Friday and the fat cocks that it brings
about 1 month ago
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RHOBH S15 is a total snooze so far
about 1 month ago
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