roses are red the moon is fake the worlds nearly ending so

i apologize for summoning something 😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️

i don't think this is a safe space for this opinion but * **** **** **** *******

i love gay people

anyone else watch fantasia 2000 growing up and remember the super fucked up environmentalist short movie set to this song

this guy is like shoma's son. i miss shoma

back on figure skating. not enough of these men serve.

sorry but if rob rausch has zero haters i'm dead

tessa and scott would've defeated them

this is hard for me because i do support evil gay people but i do not support the french. inside me there are two wolves.

should i watch olympic free dance at work. this is a rhetorical question its already on #olympics

oh wait so now liberals are arguing that *AI* of all things is going to save us from fascism?? i have to laugh

lowkey i feel like if you think bluesky is no fun it's a skill issue. i personally am following lots of people who post funny and mean things because its their opinion. if you're bored find more interesting moots!

drafts?????

you're laughing. there's a bomb in my car and you're laughing.

my posts are seen by tens and liked by ones of people... if you think about it i'm like a micro-micro-micro-celebrity on this app. a pico-celebrity if you will.

the survivor 50 players are all fake fans bc if they really cared about the show they should recognize that the only acceptable outcome is cirie winning. in fact if she wins it might genuinely bring world peace. so really if anyone targets her they are a horrible person who wants the world to burn.

if mike white has zero haters i'm dead

it literally had to be a white man murdered for people to wake up. white woman happened a few weeks ago and wasn't good enough i guess.

this lowkey gagged me so bad GO BEARS!!!!!!!!

i love that man but discord addams ass walk 💀

i forgot how much i love natalie anderson like FUCKKKK #thetraitorsus

i feel so strongly monet is the secret traitor idky 😭😭 #thetraitorsus

the gays need to link tf up #thetraitorsus

ugh i wasnt gonna watch traitors yet but i was watching drag race and monet is there and i was like damn i should be supporting my girl when she's in the mainstream huh #thetraitorsus

the heated rivalry are they queer discourse is pmo because that's not the question we need to be asking. the real question is "are they chill like that" and the answer is absolutely yes

8 year old me rising from the ashes of my personality: WHITE ISNT A COLOR ITS A SHADE-

mamdaddy. is this anything.

*record scratch* yeah, thats me. i bet you're wondering how i got here.

Fine someone has to do it

me and my grandfather at the press conference where i'm asked if i think he's a homophobe

i thought this was a quote from a political fanfic not even fucking kidding

white people do noooooot like it when you (also white people) tell them not to use aave

idk i'm not watching tar but i think it's weird the way protecting/supporting men always gets prioritized over doing the same for women

average vince social media post: wait why am i so beloved and famous 😭😭😭 this is so crazy because i'm literally just vince 🤪 totally didnt pap myself multiple times for attention so this is so weird!!!!!!!! #bb27

i think sliwa's reaction to mamdani vs cuomo is exactly the depiction of what the people want. above all they want someone who CARES. sliwa would rather have someone who on paper is less aligned with his politics but actually gives a shit

what the democratic establishment will never understand because theyre horrifically elitist is that the working class (aka the majority of voters) are not susceptible to the centrist argument. they want someone who speaks to THEM

zohran mamdani has entered the bbcu #bb27

i love my city!!!!!

damn i stopped watching tar bc not enough paige/izzy content but maybe i get back to it now that the crowd is thinning... #tar38

the matt hardeman meninist statement wasn't on my bingo card but tbh it should have been #bb27

if i had a nickel for every time in my life when i've been at a real low and something insanely heartwarming comes out about dan and phil, i would have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice!

i truly believe that vince is using his 75k to hire these paps #bb27

i hate both taylor swift and vince panaro and i can't explain how these things are connected but they are

kendall could be a big brother runner up but vince could NEVER do L to the OG

okay i did cave and read the lyrics of actually romantic and i gotta say at her core that woman is a capitalist mastermind bc she at the same time caused the charli drama which will give her ass album more engagement and gave gaylors something to feed on while she goes and marries that man.

sorry but the concept of j*mmy getting dragged in the other place so he came here instead where we're also dragging him is funny as fuck #bb27