I love when people accuse me of being mean to them like I’m the problem. I am not just mean to be mean. I’m mean with reason and conviction. So if I’m mean to you, it’s kinda your own fault 😂😂😂

Idk if i have the mental fortitude for a love island big brother double watch. My body is already starting to resemble a ladoo with how much I’m going out to watch the spurs. My brain is going to also become a smooth marble if i watch this much tv

Almost got doxxed on Threads for making a post criticizing Knicks fans in San Antonio who are being a littleee too weird about San Antonio…deleted that shit immediately. If I’m getting doxxed, it’s over a rtv show I have a love/hate relationship with, not fucking SPORTS

The Knicks fans who are currently in San Antonio have a little too much dip on their chip about Spurs fans and San Antonio itself. To make this much fun of Tejano culture and people is getting weird. Why not enjoy the game while also getting to know the city while you’re here instead?

Sean being unable to de-escalate his emotions and seeing a woman who didn’t do anything to him as a villain…but what else would you expect from a cop #loveislandusa

I live in San Antonio so it’s GOSPURSGO bc also I like Wemby and that THICCC white man. Unless the Knicks win in which case I’m a Knickerbocker bc also I was born in NY. I like winners what can I say. Go sports!!

Bro bryce trying to get a threesome. What a psycho. And in fact is he kinda so insane that I like him….let me pray #loveislandusa

What is gabriel’s FUCKING PROBLEMMM WHY WOULD HE KISS BEATRIZ IN FRONT OF TRINITYYY omg #loveislandusa

nobody wished me a happy pride. Do you hoes HATE me

the energy this season already feels soooo much better than last season omg #loveislandusa

someone said gabriel from brazil is fucking everyone in the villa including the men LOLLL #loveislandusa

ariana's outfits this season look like they're from fashion nova #loveislandusa

I view #loveislandusa less as a tv show and more as a straight person exhibit at a zoo

bryce looks like that video where the person swiftly shifts the wig on their head. do you know what i'm talking about. i can't find videos ever #loveislandusa

kc and aniya are CUTE waittt #loveislandusa

imagine if someone had mono #loveislandusa

call me a hag but I miss the old school coupling. simple I like you i don't like you. This challenge was far too long and also just too much for the first episode. it's so much better when they lead up to the more physical challenges and the kisses are natural. #loveislandusa

zach is so fucking BORING omg ofc he hates a girl with personality #loveislandusa

beatriz is such a star. love how she so obviously hates this country ass cop #loveislandusa

kenzie is so fucking crazy she's IMMEDIATELY my favorite #loveislandusa

thank GOD

Gay daughter vs thot son for the NBA finals…WELCOME BACK WOKE!!!

i don’t look cute enough for a selfie today but anything for you bestie

I am actually obsessed with I Love Boosters

me looking at the skyline as a non summer house watcher, having no idea what’s going on but still wanting to know the tea

we still think about you

Just saw this edit of Candice and got mad all over again ugh #bbsky

#survivor #survivor50

Actually I think we need to talk about Maryanne Oketch's win more often

People are saying Jonathan played a perfect game and should have won… Is it a perfect game if you were a misogynistic asshole to the people who were going to vote for you to win? Is jury management not a vital element of gameplay. Like let’s bffr #survivor #survivor50

Fucking okc omg i hate that bald ballsack

CIRIE FIELDS 100,000 DOLLARS RICHER IKTR QUEEN!!!!

Joe pls I can’t do this #survivor50

Two queens on the #Survivor50 finale red carpet.

#survivor50 #bbsky

I know a way Rizo could have made finally three …WELP #survivor50

Tiffany is saying the quiet part without saying it. Probably why they buried her at the beginning of the game in the edit. Gross. Fuck those men. #survivor50

God i’m so fucking annoyed congrats to the Aubry stans I’m sure you’ve been loving life this season #survivor50

I hate this man so bad omfg

I still have a soft spot for Rizo. He loves the game so much. Especially over the other two. #Survivor50

Jeff spoiling the results of f4 fire-making before it had aired 💀 #Survivor50

If the Spurs lose, I’m blaming Aubry Bracco

Playing trivia, watching the Spurs, and watching Survivor at the same time I feel like I’m on meth

FUCK!!!!

Ok i’ve been watching Girls for the first time and this is like a transformational experience. Idk how I never watched it before

the fuck it will

I swear to god i’m the most bitter person i know. My friend hung out w our other friend last night for a night cap and didn’t invite me when they know my favorite activity is getting a night cap. Why would they do this to me when they know i’m so jealous

This is my psa that I genuinely hate big brother with a passion but I’ll also never stop watching it