What is the one album you think everyone should own?

For more than a week, Amazon has managed to keep a death at its Troutdale, Oregon, facility out of public view. Workers I spoke to are pissed.

and still:

So you like the shorts, huh?

it is only 8:38am and these two men... jesus christ.

uh excuse me very much

everyone please keep servicing my very specific fan needs just like this. thank you, smooches.

because i've been lusting after @paigeseber.bsky.social and her talents for MONTHS 🫦

I wish rapists were as afraid to do rapes as the general public is afraid of even mildly inconveniencing rapists.

I am bad at words so go shower her with love and praise and tell her she’s pretty, and flirt with her, and tell her she makes pretty things and also ask her advice for your under cabinet lighting needs.

Fast forward to Frankie Grande being one of the first people we told I was going on Big Brother (he gave me the most insane advice). And now Paige is a Broadway Lighting Designer! I am so insanely proud of Paige!!!! THAT’S MY WIFE!!!!!

I need y’all help…what hashtags should I use to promo my cups? If y’all don’t want me clogging up your reality tv tags you better help me out😂. Also see below⬇️ Use code: MOM2026 to get 10% off of your Mother’s Day order. Order before April 27th to guarantee delivery by May 10th (US orders only)

Titanique opens tonight making it Paige’s official Broadway debut!!! This picture is from opening night of the first production that ran in the basement of a grocery store. We had no idea what Titanique would mean to our lives then.

an hour walk this morning, groceries, chores, lunch, shower all finished and now i'm already back in comfy clothes to play pokopia with the sun pouring in through the open windows ✨ happy fucking sunday ✨

and if i say it's getting fucking weird....?

that walk would feel soooo fucking weird

Maya Glover, daughter of NASA astronaut and Artemis II pilot Victor Glover, celebrates father's accomplishment to Korn's "Freak on a Leash" (2026)

y'all... 🥹

everyone has such good recap voices for this. i've never once gotten annoyed.

i would feel SO possessive about other people stepping foot in my little ship after a trip like that

i'm so pokopia-brained i keep thinking the capsule could be a pokemon

these motherfuckers said it would splashdown at 8:07 and it splashed down at 8:07. after going to the fucking moon. fucking a man. god damn

THEY SENT FOUR HUMAN BEINGS 252,756 MILES AWAY, WENT FULLY AROUND THE MOON AND BROUGHT THEM BACK TO LAND IN THE PRECISE LOCATION THEY WANTED EVERYONE WHO WORKED ON THIS IS THE COOLEST PERSON ON EARTH

Science is good. We should fund it.

NASA's Artemis II crew have successfully landed back on Earth

Smart people doing smart things is extremely attractive btw

this was, put simply, fucking insane.

art

NOW THAT’S WHAT I’M FUCKING TALKING ABOUT! Welcome home! 👩‍🚀

easily one of the coolest fucking things i have ever watched.

so, so many people watching this splashdown

"it looks smaller than yesterday." "guess we'll have to go back!" 🥹

If anyone wants to watch 💙

IT'S ALMOST SPLASHDOWN TIME, BABYYYYY 🌎

HACKS HACKS HACKS HACKS HACKS HACKS HACKS

"You don't have enough PP!"

Those people who spend days claiming they’re “working on an email.”

HAPPY HACKS DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

A great story about growth and change and they had to add a fucking engagement to the end 🙄 I expected more from you #Shrinking.

god, i love having the sound of a baseball game in my ears again

internet went down for planned maintenance which means of course i turned on pokopia and now the internet is back aaaaand i do not want to turn off pokopia and work again

do you post and then scroll or do you scroll and then post?

He also talks about the racism that’s been directed towards the actors of color. “We have a non-white lead. I think that’s fuckin’ important. We can learn a few lessons out of that: you don’t need to be making an Asian show to have an Asian lead. Hudson’s a fucking star, man.”

jacob has proven he can be, at times, a sarcastic brat in interviews, so i'm not going to jump to any conclusions as to what this will ultimately mean for season 2. i absolutely do NOT believe, either way, that he would ever split it where everyone is terrified he'll split it, though. #TLG

OH. MY. GOD. THIS IS THE MILKY WAY SHOT BY THE ARTEMIS II CREW. LOOK AT ALL THOSE STARS!!!!

another day.

so clearly amanda was jealous because ciara is the kind of independent woman amanda will never and can never be so she had to hurt her to try and pull her down and feel better about herself #SummerHouse