The Real Housewives of Orange County

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I am having such an insanely bad week. It started with a lost phone (never found it had to get a new one) and now it's a tooth abscess (IM GONNA DIE OF SEPSIS) and I also have my 2 hardest IEP meetings of the year this week, and my coworker is an asshole crab-ass, & the state of special ed sucks a-

How long after giving birth do we get to keep calling every elective surgery you have a 'mommy makeover' 🙄 #thevalley Wish she could stop but I think she's addicted? Poor girl (ik she's not perfect but I can still empathize with her clear deep rooted insecurities)

BIIIIIIITCH THEY WERE CANCELED

🗣️🗣️🗣️ #rhony

Nobody wants to comma anymore 😪

Wish me luck on my meetings today

This is gonna be my official doordashing complaint/story time thread. As long as my broke ass needs to continue doing this on top of teaching special fuckin ed, ima need a place to bitch and whine. Mute #DDdiaries if you get sick of my shit

Driving behind the slowest driver on earth and their license plate is "BBRAVE" 😭🥹 like hunnyyyy ima need for you to be braver sweetie please!!

Coworker is here early. talking to me. preventing me from doing any work before the kids get here. Taking up the minutes of peace I have.

A- Asmodeus is that you?

Btw, this is the post they're all responding to

PSA to all Bravo accounts!! You may only post reaction vids of housewives that match your race! Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Also, they keep bringing this up from Virginia Giuffre's book as a way to absolve Trump without realizing that they're then calling Karoline Leavitt an outright liar 🤭 (which *we* obvi know she is)

Guysssssss 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

Amazing things are happening over on the hell app (I'm so sorry I *had* to look) #releasethefiles

Think I pulled my bicep transferring a kid n now I've got noodle arm! 🫠

Oscar's for horror movie actresses WHEN variety.com/2025/film/ne...

Accidentally stuck my thumb in toilet bowl cleaner this morning because it had spilled into a plastic bag without me knowing and all I can smell is chlorine at my desk 😭 how's everybody else's wednesday going

random question for @redactedrodriguez.bsky.social this morning. What movie have you seen the MOST times in theaters and how many times was it? (Mine was Two Towers and it was 8x 🙃)

Waking up to Vorgan stan defenders and Vince with curly hair #bbsky #bb27

Angie K in a few weeks probly #rhoslc

Soooo incredibly happy to be living through another Michael Shannon Renaissance 🥹

My #dwts bloomfs are telling me to text different ppl

It's happening again!!! This time to a middle school!!! (Sound on)

"If we're not on the same page it means I'm not on *your* page" Ooooohhhh John ate her up I fear 🫢 #rhoslc

Whyyyy did I choose to spend my lunch break working myself up by watching Jan 6 videos 😭 (it's actually cuz I'm making a collection to show my dad so I can ask if he believes in the pardons so I can sleep better at night when I know he won't agree after what I show him 🤞)

Why is it White Girl Gina's job to police Katie, an Asian woman, about whether or not she's supporting Asian designers hard enough? #rhoc

Oh man, all the doordash driving I did last week isn't gonna hit my account until Friday which is when I get my regular paycheck anyway 🫩

I hate Tuesdays... it's the one day a week *all* the specialists are in. I's just SUCH a small room then they've all got opinions based on the 1 hour a week they're in there 😭 like yes bitch I've tried rearranging the horseshoe desk, you have no idea how many furniture permutations we've been thru

Cleansing my pallette with #rhobh rewatches cuz idk how I'm gonna be able to sleep tonight!

I didn't know The Perfect Neighbor was gonna be like this, got me bawling my eyes out

Some much needed good news

Thinking how I'm gonna have a better attitude about work tomorrow, knowing that this is how I'm gonna be at work tomorrow #rhop

"FOURTEEN DAYS" 🫵 #rhop

Telling ourselves “Just make it to Emerald Fennell’s Wuthering Heights”

Everyone pause... I did NOT know the Barilla CEO said this!?!?

I WILL **** HIM MYSELF

So crabby today I haven't even been posting.

Arguing with empathy is a skill and social media does not encourage or teach it. There’s no reason to be talking to someone you basically agree with the same way you talk to a bigot

Enough with these fucking legacy families PLEASE. Idk what his policies are and frankly idgaf. I'm sick of 'pedigree' and hereditary political careers. There's probably a thousand people more qualitied. In the words of the poet Danielle Staub, "that's e-fucking-nough"

Love you all cuz this is turning into a mom update account for the weekend but I'm not getting unfollowed soooo (mutes I don't perceive)

Learned that my mom was colloquially known as "prick tease" in college cuz she'd get naked with men then not have sex (because she was comfortable with her body but terrified of getting pregnant)

At a bar with my mom and I'm praying this is a typo and not what I think it is...

Mom update for a new day. We're now talking shit about Heather Gay's teeth #rhoslc

Is morgan scuba diving still or is that over? #bb27 #bbsky

Mom update. We've been bonding over Emily's god fucking awful, 10,000 dead horses ass wig #rhoc

Ok. So. Mom update. I've already yelled the words "ivermectin" and "politicized" 6x over my yearly fucking quota. I just wanted to hear how our neighbor died, dear fucking god how did we get here

#bb27 #bbsky #rhap Did he, in one sentence, just sum up the greater political climate? parasocial relationships? the pro-life movement? the psychology of outrage? religious oppression? the male loneliness epidemic? Virginia Woolf's beautiful writing and subsequent suicide?