i am a huge fan of vince panaro

BIG BROTHER 25 alum Reilly Smedley 'stuns' in AI-generated gown. #bigbrother #bbsky

TMI but i just had the worst puking fit of my life and i havent even had a single drop of alcohol... it was a weird combination of fried chicken and apple tea...

that needoh dumpling shit is so unabashedly american

apple tea

i always found the rolled oreo ice cream gimmick corny

will be retaking this shit i hope i get it right by then sorry

whoever made up the rumor that nicholas galitzine descended from a deposed russian noble family is funny asf

suffering from indigestion rn 💔

i managed to name 1638 cities and towns in the philippines and missed 4... i'm such a fucking stupid fucking idiot i hope i die

PLEAE KILL ME

i wonder how people get full off of a chili's triple dipper it isnt that much food

just heard the words "contact tracing" come out of someone's physical mouth today in the year of our lord 2026 and it genuinely sent shivers down my spine what are we even doing what's going on

africans and asians finding out the hantavirus came from the white country of argentina after enduring racist attacks at the height of the ebola and covid pandemics

that white dude on the hantavirus cruise ship who came to social media crying and bitching needs to be slapped honestly

feeling very gross and disgusting today

covid-19 panini

americans complaining about foreign cuisine when 80% of theirs come from sysco

one of my claims to fame is i've watched the three most remarkable live TV gaffes live as it was airing - the miss universe 2015 coronation gaffe - oscars 2017 best picture gaffe - oscars 2022 slap incident and the funny thing i never really watch the oscars except for those two years 😭😭😭

oh fuck i left my charger at home

i wish i could pursue a career in history but the world really isnt kind to humanities and the social sciences

calling a person "it" as an insult (not in a gendered way but in a "beastly" way) >>>>>

they’re willing to let a ship carrying a disease with a 40% mortality rate dock—but draw the line at a vessel delivering food aid to gazans

now that i think about it #survivor 42 is even worse a season that i originally thought

big brother and its a split house between six marxists, six liberals, and six MAGA

what if the next met gala theme was "doo doo and dookie"

its 12:06 and my doordash driver still isnt here...

𓀂𓂘 𓂀𓂳𓃱 from Miss Ishtar’s irrigation class:

if doctors and stem students are so smart then why havent they come up with a better way to prep a tpn bag?

can the hantavirus cruise ship dock at our human resource office? 😹 #amirite?

when the fandom kept calling butterbeans "scooty booty" was the third worst thing to happen in bb24 #bigbrother #bbsky

i was abt to make a snide comment about how being drunk can make people classless but then i remembered daed can say even worse—crass and uncouth things completely sober

entered the blue kim pokopia twitch stream and was welcomed as if i was her long lost child i love her sm

on my cooter

first time going to a movie theater in a long time and coincidentally was in the same screening as an old lady suffering from terminal bronchitis, a man who owns the eternally radiant torch of helios, and a career sports narrator! wow!

wait it's karl marx's birthday today omg

remembered a girl in school named nevada even though she nor her parents have ever left the philippines. she died from dengue fever shortly after graduation too

why do i have a gut feeling that #bb28 will be a fans vs favorites type season #bigbrother #bbsky

racherikavannah laloupanan #survivor

ewww why did i just see matt klotz peen...

derek xiao save me....

i would very much prefer joseph abdin to be my lawyer that cory xavier and ashley combined no shade #bbsky #bigbrother

wait who the hell even lives in the thumb part of the michigan mitten besides nicole franzel?? lol

ill never do a face reveal but morph these two faces and thats basically it

survivor 28 was stellar the amazing race 28 was great big brother 28 will be a steaming pile of dogshit ♥️

there's this one task at work that ive been putting off for the longest time and my boss doesnt even seem to care if i finish it or not. hm.

RUDY GIULIANI DEAD

i kinda want to die like genuinely

brad virata jenny guzon-bae rachel ako gabby pascuzzi erika casupanan andy rueda savannah louie #survivor

he was sooooo fine and shouldve won 38 and shouldve been invited to #survivor 50