Sybau 😭

So he was there at the flooded texas summer camp?

A medal of freedom for a hockey game??

u cant make this shit up omg

literally what even

the hockey team?

what is he even saying? "no no no you're going to win again!"

"we ended dei in america" bitch where

80 million oil barrels from Venezuela?

he just be saying anything really

watching state of the union and good god do people really buy this shit he's saying?

victoria beckham facecard lethallll

crackie lee being my name...

i yearn to taste one of these again.

this fuckass bob omg

slayyyter has not missed the mark at ALL this album cycle wtfffff

britney spears was a better actress than a singer and yall arent ready gor that convo

SLAYYYYTTTERRERRR

Fuck an app honestly

fuck Dubai

New shirt kinda makes me feel like a 1988 oldsmobile cutlass seat

And i heard the voice of the prophet @a1exajo.xyz say to me… do not seal up the words of the prophecy for the time is near… behold… I am coming soon… youtu.be/abnNzcZu_Aw?...

State of the bloomin onion

thinking about a former bloomf of mine

“I just don’t get the kind of engagement on Bluesky that I get on X” the engagement:

goodnight

@tbsrpr.me do u love me

Fuck an app

THIS GOES OUT TO ALL THE BITCHES DYIN 2 BE ME!!!

Literally so fucking angry

can someone shove a cock in this f——ts mouth and head fuck him so he cant talk

hibachi for dinner

@derpto.bsky.social stand the fuck up

Shit appearing in toilet on Wednesday

HELLO youtu.be/mWAYRKJCekA?...

@a1exajo.xyz a prophet

Everyone is a coward CONFIRMED

yes I am blueskymaxxing

meeeeee

björk at the yogurt store

somebody let him out of the stall omg

@bostongayboy.bsky.social are u staying warm

micropenis fetishes are pedophilic in nature

im going to have a fucking meltdown

ijbol salad

katy perry and migos:

Katy Perry: bon appetit! Migos: WE HATE FAGGOTS!!!!!

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The US should play nuke roulette where trump spins a globe and whatever country his finger lands on he has to nuke it. Pros: US could end up with a mutually assured destruction moment and we would have to rebuild civilization