Ivan β€οΈβπ₯
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27/π²π½/β/South TX Bi cat dad with too many hobbies :')
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Y'all ever loved your cat so much you shaved your head and dyed it to match her π€π€
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about 1 year ago
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If you're not in the gym showers dyeing your hair then where u atttttt π
about 5 hours ago
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I'ma be real with y'all my new hair looks cute but I think I actually gave my scalp a small chemical burn from bleaching it lolllll There's like a small scab area on the back of my head :3
about 5 hours ago
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Aries move on fast asf I'm already installing tinder for funsies ββββ
1 day ago
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Found more evidence, broke it off. Genuinely dissapointed lol
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1 day ago
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Good news is he didn't cheat but that sniffies screenshot is still weird, idk I jumped the gun so I'll have to think about this over, sorry y'all :^(
2 days ago
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gay idk
3 days ago
FCF is canceled. We must mourn Mother instead.
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Just found out I'm possibly getting cheated on AND Catherine passed away what the fuck man :'( So devastated about Catherine O harΓ‘ this is heart breaking π
3 days ago
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Looks like y'all were right about gΓ©minis hahaha
4 days ago
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I'm tryna overdose over hereeeee
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4 days ago
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Pixel_Tides
5 days ago
I want house music to be injected into my veins
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I'd post for
#fcf
but ion even got my dick on me rn π
4 days ago
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New fuzzerhop
4 days ago
Good morning
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All I'ma say is I went thru his screenshots for fun and now I have to hold an interrogation...
4 days ago
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I swear my boyfriend only likes my weight gain bc I remind him of Pikachu's early design I just can't prove it
6 days ago
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Genuinely think that giving myself rat tails will solve my need to have long hair but also my neurodivergent urge to have it short asf
6 days ago
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Bf keeps telling everybody at his work that I'm handsome y'all I'm so scared what if I show up and they think I'm chopped.....
8 days ago
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Free balling in thin shorts and 30 degree weather
9 days ago
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Sampling this lol
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13 days ago
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Bought some espresso coffee groundsssss my balls bouta be SHAKIN ββ€οΈ
13 days ago
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Also super stressed about my housing situation omg gotta find a job this month and SAVEEEEE Low-key if I keep staying stressed I'm either going to go thru a lil hot girl mania or psychosis π€π₯³
13 days ago
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I shouldn't have shaved my head I could've been closer to having rat tails ππ
13 days ago
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Keep getting close to having an anxiety attack lol I worked out for like 2 minutes and was like "no I can't do this rn" so I'm outside sitting in the cold and reading a book to calm down :3
16 days ago
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Whoever made that song that goes "life is worth livingggggg" LIEDDDD this shit annoying as hell π
16 days ago
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Think I'ma stop doing buzz cuts for nowwwww I want rat tails muehehe >:) Idk if I wanna continue with dyeing my hair red tho :^//
19 days ago
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πΎ
28 days ago
Thinking about ass today πββοΈ
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The Volatile Mermaid
about 1 month ago
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STRAIGHT MEN MOAN WHEN THEY USE THE RESTROOM??? π
about 1 month ago
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Stress levels are extremely high and my hair feels too long so you know what that meanssssss
about 1 month ago
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FancyChansey π
about 1 month ago
Wishing everyone a kind (or kinder) 2026
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Anthony Hurd
about 1 month ago
Itβs that time of the year.
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π³ππ©π’π«π±π¦π« ΛΛΛπ©β‘πͺΛΛΛ
about 1 month ago
carly rae was so prophetic with βbefore you came into my life, i missed you so badβ
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Finally listened to Ashnikkos new album it made my hole and dlit throb to the beat so hard π«¦π«¦π«¦π«¦
about 1 month ago
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Just found out that stopping Olanzapine cold turkey can actually put someone through psychosis
about 1 month ago
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Bf left for workkkk gonna read some yaoi :3
about 1 month ago
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Just had a conversation with a random lady at HEB about what cheeses go well together when making a pizza :3
about 1 month ago
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π± Kelly Pringle π±
about 2 months ago
Turn on the TV. Doesnβt matter what channel.
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Just spent the last 2 hours cutting up jalapenos and peppers. Eating my man out bouta go crazyyyy
about 1 month ago
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bf rang my phone for one second then hung up??? I know tomorrow his ass gonna be like "well I called you and you never answered π"
about 1 month ago
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EddyBear π§Έ
about 1 month ago
SUPPORT LATINO OWNED BUSINESSES π£οΈπ£οΈπ£οΈ
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omg I miss making animal crossing versions of songs that was so fun
about 1 month ago
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Sat on someone's piece of gum happy Friday!!!!
about 2 months ago
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nvm on trying out 28 count y'all I am SQUINTINGGGGG π
about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
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About to start my second cross stitch project this one might actually kill me u guys
about 2 months ago
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β§ fuckleberry jam β’ and 68 others
4 months ago
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Why did none of you warn me working out at the gym makes you horny
about 2 months ago
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Thinking about when my bf concerningly asked me if ppl thought he was an energy vampire and I said yes.
about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
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freaky hacker chick
about 2 months ago
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bratonio
about 2 months ago
Daydreaming about eating ass
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