yes it was a threeway with the new mayor and my first crush

was having a very hot sex dream last night and then literal harpies came in and started trying to eat us

any time they mispronounce his name as mom dommy i’m just taking it to mean that they want to get tied up by an older woman

what perfect album came out the year you turned sixteen?

bittersweet that I voted early cause apparently mamdani votes at my same election day polling location and maybe the place would’ve still sme—

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My twee ass this string of words made me emotional

me apparently wrong at 5am on november 1st: i’m so glad halloween is over

anyone else never skip cutscenes? I feel like an alien in modern conversations about video games. cutscenes used to be the rewards for getting through hard parts of games and I just have that association with them now. i’m always playing more for the story than anything.

will bite ass for biscuits

I don’t ever wanna hear about how good something looks on a switch from someone who doesn’t know they have trumotion on on their tv

haven’t had to bartend halloween since before lockdown wish me luck 🫩

I’m 38 now

sweatpants season

in case no one has said it to you today if you see someone stealing food from a grocery store no you didn’t ☺️

streaming more ff9 rn! twitch.tv/stachional

just in case no one has told you: you can be fat and healthy. i’m 275lbs and 5’11 and all my numbers are good the only medication I take is prilosec and that’s because of a hernia that medicaid won’t fix until it gets worse.

I love indie games so much 🥹

are straight pups a thing? there are so many guys at my gym that I t think would be pups if they knew what it was

finally catching up on mha and just got to girls ego. I thought I was ready since i’d read it but it killed me even more watching it. *the cutest in the world*

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I smell like beef

if you don’t like me at my asking you what your voting plan is at the club at 12am you don’t deserve me at my offering you drugs at the club at 1am

hiiii I have a new video up at onlyfans.com/stachional and it would mean a lot to me if you’d subscribe to see it 🥺🥺🥺

finally got the ice cream attachment for my stand mixer

I read this and was like what do you mean it’s been 32 years and after a second realized this poster was not talking about bjork

I have kind of a system for remembering peoples names but there’s a huge hole in it and it causes me to almost always forget the names of people with my same name or the names of my bf or any of my exes lmfao

I’ve never sucked a dick before is there anyone I could practice on? 🥹👉🏼👈🏼

anybody wanna jack off with me 🥹

going live on twitch rn if you wanna hang with me 🥹 twitch.tv/stachional

how do I explain to my therapist that my bdd is not from the internet it’s from the fact that my gym is full of some of the most beautiful people i’ve ever seen in my entire life and I see them almost every day

dear fellow olds, on straight internet twink just means faggot. they’re not calling that muscle guy a twink they’re calling him a faggot.

日曜日よくゲームをします duo actually gave ma sentence I would use.

what you guys make in a year i make in 16-18 months

finally remembered to cancel xbox gamepass lol

I think you should come to the bar tonight and feel your big bros arms

finding out how many americans don’t know what potato chips are made of really did change me at a molecular level

grip it and rip it #fcf

act 3 difficulty spike is absurd lmao

did everything you can do in act 2 before the next story boss fight and still got my ass squashed lmao

send me all your legend sza pics I can’t afford anything rn and wanna live vicariously through you

streaming ff9 now at twitch.tv/stachional come hang out with me please please please

love when they do their little ruveals at the gym yes sister go off big slay you’re so vasc

anytime people are like “we just need the old people to die out and lose power” I have to remind them who is doing all the mass shootings.

negative calorie chicken tender hack no clip

if you haven’t played it cocoon is free on psn rn I highly recommend. one of my favorite puzzle games ever.

the temptation to look up how to get rid of Twisted Bud is so great it is so fucking annoying

3 on 105 how are you affording those freaky veneers if you’re this cheap