if our ice machine separated the cubes I would be the fastest bartender the world has ever seen.

grey chest hair 😍

tickets are now on sale 🥳

people over on twitter using AI to make the dq12 antag look “less tired” when it’s a plot point and everyone is celebrating saying this is what toriyama would’ve wanted I wish every AI data center a very destroy

more ffx on twitch if you wanna come hang twitch.tv/stachional

oh dungeon crawler got me crineeeeee 😭😭😭

these posters are up at jackhammer this weekend for IML so I suppose it’s as good a time as any to let y’all know that my silly little house music jockstrap party is coming to chicago this summer!!

got through the day with no spoilers phew 😮‍💨

wanna watch me play ffx on twitch? you can! click below! 👇🏼 twitch.tv/stachional

posted some new stuff to the JFF featuring @jasondutch.bsky.social if you wanna go give it a looksee justfor.fans/stachional justfor.fans/jasondutchxxx

hey chicago oomfs that won’t be at bear week

ra.co/events/2427424 would love if some of y’all would come through and dance with me so I can stop thinking for a few hours 🥹

live now more FFX twitch.tv/stachional

like this

what if I sang old standards for you and you fell in love with me and everything was okay

finding out a friend of yours died by suicide and immediately having to make a dirty shirley should not be legal.

need rubs

I miss the “it’s about ethics in video game journalism” memes if i’m honest.

gays making fun of glp-1 now abusing peptides for off label muscle growth the hypocrisy could power a thousand suns

fat carnitas friday

churronuts in the making

are there any NYC gays who have an extra pink pantheress ticket for tonight or are selling theirs?? 👀

anyone throwing out a 65” OLED tv? i’ll come pick it up 🥺

the idea that I don’t fuck with pups at all is hysterical if you actually know me. but strangers l guess are gonna do their bad faith thing and make stuff up. the hundreds of pup oomfs I have I hope know the real me enough to make their own decisions about me. 🐾 💜

last year of my thirties is a go

live now twitch.tv/stachional

doing a longer stream tonight for my birthday if you wanna come say hi and spam chat with my dumb face 9p ET twitch.tv/stachional playing: FFX

Vivi Ornitier has arrived at the 2026 Met Gala with Coco Montrese

guy sitting at the bar having a full conversation with chatgpt hasn’t looked up from his phone for an hour. :/

Hey everyone do NOT respond to messages from my X account. It got hacked and someone is using it to attempt to scam people. Please share

accidentally said hi to someone that doesn’t like me last night like without thinking and I just been replaying it in my head all day

If I could read minds I would probably kill my self within 12 hours

i’ve got something to put in you

can’t spell miniseries without ssri

uh oh i got a haircut and it didn’t fix my mood

Comment if @stachional.bsky.social should findom me more often

come hang with me and help me decide what to play twitch.tv/stachional

tummy day

next tier maybe I need to find a west coast static and we can go at midnight EST

I want another cat

2min meta found dead in a ditch

giving away one of the best stories final fantasy has ever told in the free trial is unbelievable.

I am pathetic and weak and I have now purchased ffx for a 5th time.

chest day isn’t real it can’t hurt you

come hang out with me in twitch while I do video game twitch.tv/stachional

come dance with me this friday please and thank you ra.co/events/2407171

this aesthetic is what I think of every time I see vietnamese spring rolls.

any other tauruses pinning all their hopes on this uranus transition? no just me?

one of those nights where my phone is filling up with furry porn :/

I have a few mutuals with this fuckslop shit pike. Block and report. I can’t believe someone like thus exists. @bbsouth.bsky.social should never be allowed to do anything in this community again.