under 270 already jesus I have been eating too much fried food

if you haven’t already heard it, Wonder Man is fucking awesome

I am dipping fat pretzel sticks in this rn and living

got conned into doing back and chest on the same day and want to be die

guess the thot pic mirror

twitch.tv/stachional more danganronpa 2

charli xcx pointing at a baby:

being told I should eat 500g of carbs a day has really messed my brain up

so I volunteered to gate check my bag. I never check a bag. I hate the carousel. but I did it to be helpful. someone else grabbed my bag. like not even on the wrong flight or lost. just. a guy didn’t know what his own bag looked like. and took it home with him. 🙃

how it feels to go to the gym that gives you impostor syndrome

this doesn’t stop me from pulling out my steam deck at the airport but it is on my mind!

5’5

starting the first trial of danganronpa 2 on twitch right now! twitch.tv/stachional

got a haircut

sitting in the oops I got a boner at the gym chair

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boobies had to dance

the protesters in minneapolis are doing very important work out there and i’m grateful for them

This is an actual post from Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth: Praising ICE after Alex Pretti was killed, blaming the Democratic leadership of Minnesota, and writing that ICE is greater/better than Minnesota. He is actively demeaning the people of Minnesota just hours after Pretti was murdered.

showered before the post gym pic oops no pump

Yeah I’m into BDSM, FF & DP — Big Deli Sandwich Meals with French Fries & a Dr Pepper!! 😂😂 the United States government is the world’s largest terrorist organization

If you see this, share your smash bros mains.

a charm for you to ward away the ghosts

had a great lift but one of those like “at what cost?!” workouts lmao

before you SPEAK, THINK Tortas Help I Need, Kay?

come watch me be horrified by danganronpa 2 twitch.tv/stachional

received awful news and still finished my workout please clap

You know how on Sailor Moon the villain of the week would open a small business to secretly harvest the energy of customers? That's the vibe I get from Wonder

miss you

some friends and I rented a cottage once and a rattlesnake was living under the hot tub and we found it as we were all coming down from shrooms and all had different animal reactions to it it was kind of cool anthropological (?) experiment.

thinking about that post that says “answering DMs requires a spell slot while posting is a cantrip you can use repeatedly”

coworker to me last night: people only think you’re mean at work cause you’re a gemini rising they think i’m nice cause im a libra rising. they have it so backwards.

bars on the floor ladies and yet some people wanna limbo right under it somehow and then wonder why I don’t wanna smooch on em it’s really something.

I will never understand how people can view accessibility in video games as their enemy for some reason lmao like if you don’t like that setting don’t use it!

damn my kink really is just when you’re nice

some pictures from my phone labeled 2016

I Drove All Night but it’s about finding a dunkin’ that isn’t out of “queso”

that chanel quote about taking one thing off but it’s about how I need to say one thing less.

horny again 😔

Am I doing the @stachional.bsky.social forearm flex correctly

more danganronpa over on twitch if you wanna hang with me for a few hours twitch.tv/stachional

my wiener is out

moratorium on queens saying “if you can hear me clap once”

in monday news, I just got laid off from my job. if you’re interested in supporting a sweet bulking bear, dropping this link here onlyfans.com/doughboyatl

freaky little almond cookies I made.

like we knew rappaport was insane from his social media presence the last few years but he seems particularly antisocial on the traitors like this man needs pharmacological intervention.

if you see this, post a vampire that isn’t dracula

me playing dps and watching the tanks get blamed when the healer has let us die to the same raid wide three times in a row. love party finder.