*bulbasaur voice* let’s get this place humid

Kristi Noem's husband while she was out back shooting their dog

a threat

water is so tea when you're dehydrated boots

most days my brain is on a regularly scheduled program of “wow look at that guys arms” but when the warm weather comes back and we start wearing shorts again it always says: “wait but have you also considered thighs?”

celebrating both ofc

new Robyn and fat cock friday?? 😭

it’s 70 degrees in NY, bhh’s on the roof at the eagle and I’m at work like

I forgive him

lfg

it’s Wednesday again

if you were looking for a sign from the universe

gm

sup

leg day best day

I like every single cock and butt that comes across my timeline and then I wonder why I can't open my phone in public

hey

would willingly let the bear in the Apretude ad ruin my life

AMC A-List baddie (me) at a regal cinema

me and who?

They’re what?

Snow day

a little flashback to a lovely evening with @sthomps87.bsky.social

When the fajitas come out sizzlin

got a new singlet #fcf

gn from my dirty mirror

crushing it

a #fcf throwback

Nice

happy #fcf

On the outside I say: "Im ok" On the inside I say: "I miss 2014 era bear porn on Tumblr"

post-lift swell #fcf

Repost a picture of you on all 4s

POV: You’re sniffing my balls before I put this down your throat #FCF

hump day vibes

two more ranks and it’s over for you hoes

gn 😊

Bugoonia

many such cases

still riding yesterday’s high of finding $19 in a pair of pants I haven’t worn since last year

Monday

I love gay guys

sweatpants season

saturdays are for the bois

sweaty fcf for the homies

my culture is not your costume

I hate gay Halloween what do you mean your Nancy’s mom from The Craft?

catching the J transfer at Delancey-Essex with a 1 minute wait time is a huge win for the community (me)

sleeping in on a rainy Saturday >>>