Apparently I’m going to a bar tonight, send hugs, my anxiety is already off the charts. 🫣

Saturday snack! 💪🏼🦦

Softball was so fun today, but now I’m horny after all the playing time I had. 🫣

I wanted to sit on something else but I had to sit on my glasses and break them. 🥺

Saturday breakfast. 💪🏼🦦

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Don’t call me "baby" I’ll cum. 🥰

Maybe if I got railed I’d calm down. 🥹

Finally relaxing after this crazy week. 🦦💪🏼

Rosalía singing in 13 languages in her new album, giving an Art masterclass. Chef kiss.

It’s hilarious when customers are racist to me because this is Texas and they find out I’m the only one who can help them. 🙂

Sniffing your bush would fix me. 🥹

Is it fat enough for you? 🤔🦦 #fcf

I think it’s funny when someone ghosted me but they found my Bluesky and now they want to connect again. Babe, don’t you remember? 😋

Come hug the otter. 🦦🤍

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Men with thick thighs think they can control me, first of all, you can. 🥹

Send soft kisses. 🦦💪🏼

She died doing what she loved, saying "As per my last email…"

It’s been a day already, send bellies. 😔

Thursday Fursday! 🦦💪🏼

I hope you know if you hang out with me we’re getting chicken nuggets at 2 am. 🥰

Bricked up after a kiss? My type of men.

I’m not sure how many cookies takes to be happy, but so far it’s not 8. 🙈

Dinner is ready, otter cake. 🦦💪🏼

Without glory, it’s just a hole.

Today work sucked my social battery so bad, that’s not what I wanted to be sucked. 😤

Baby otter! 🥹🦦 #tbt

Too many meetings, I’m just a lil otter. 🥺

Working from home, happy hump day! 💪🏼🦦

Tomorrow isn’t promised we need to flirt today.

Get in loser, we’re gonna get mozzarella sticks and play with our dicks. 🥰

Just in case you wanna jump and celebrate. 🦦💙

Laying on your belly would fix me.

Calling me handsome and not bouncing on it it’s kinda rude. 😔

Otter feels a lil bit under the weather, send hugs. 🦦🥹

Are you drinking enough water today or do I have to come spit in your mouth? 😔

The spelling of my name it’s on my email signature and people still fuck it up. 🙃

One of my hobbies is liking the wrong, emotional unavailable guy. 🥰

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I hope this is not too kinky, but I’ll kiss your forehead every morning. 🥰

Tummy Tuesday! 🦦🥰

Maybe my soulmate is a pup and not a bear. 🤔

My overthinking is off the charts today, good lord. 🫠

Send booty rubs. 💪🏼🦦

The hottest thing a man can do is to get me gummy bears. 🥵

I don’t know how to cuddle without getting hard. 🫣

The face. The cock.

I’ve been called "daddy" a few times this couple of weeks, am I one? 🥹

Normalize punching people who don’t talk to you in public but want to have full conversations on social media. 🙂