Otter is in the ER, I’m very dizzy and nauseous and I got scared. Send smooches. 🥺

Took the best nap ever, now come pet me. 💪🏼🦦

Celebrate yourself, nobody knows what it takes to be you, man. 🫶🏼

I have no motivation today to go to the gym, can I skip it and I’ll be a good boy tomorrow? 🥹

Sometimes I cook and the food is so good I wanna invite you over so you can have a foodgasm. 💦😋

POV: just an otter taking a lunch break. 🦦💪🏼

"DtMF" by Bad Bunny it’s about all the people we love we had to leave behind to follow a dream, a better life, a better tomorrow. So yes, take pictures with the people you love, record memories, you’ll never know when they’re gonna be gone. 💛

It’s me and my 3 hours of sleep against the world, baby.

Otter loves to sunbathe. 💪🏼🦦

Ever since I was a lil otter, I always wanted to stay up late and hang out with myself thinking about stuff and things.

This was a reminder, you’re not alone, we’re not alone, always believe in yourself, keep fighting, be proud and be loud. 💛

You’re 40/10 when you care about people. 🫶🏼

Ready for bed, are you coming bud? 🫶🏼🦦

Me trying to put my life together.

Saying I’m horny it’s an understatement. 😂

Being upset with Bad Bunny but enjoying Latino cuisine and drinks it’s wild. 🙂

When he screamed: "VENEZUELA!" My heart, tears. 🥹💛💙❤️

Bad Bunny the icon you are. Thank you for brining this precious and wonderful half time show. So proud of being Latino. 🫶🏼🇻🇪💪🏼

The other reason I’m watching the Super Bowl. 😍🥵

Come ride with daddy Zekey. 💪🏼🥰

Rooting for New England Patriots today, their kicker is Venezuelan, and he will be the first Venezuelan to play in a Super Bowl. 🇻🇪🥰🫶🏼

I wanna be able to work out naked. 😤

"Let’s go and get chicken nuggets." Me:

Come lay on top of me. 💪🏼🙈🦦

Maybe all I need is more than 230 pounds on top of me to keep me safe from the Sunday scaries. 👉🏼👈🏼

Me trying to pee with my morning wood.

Otter is craving cuddles. 🥹

While you ignore me the lady at the gas station called me handsome. 🫶🏼

I used to care a lot about what people thought about me, not anymore and it feels amazing. 🥰

Sweaty butt after softball. 💪🏼💦🦦

I won’t play ever again softball wearing a thong. 😂

Idk how to flirt but I’d have coffee ready for you when you wake up. 🥰

I get it, we’re men, we want sex, we’re horny but I also want someone who asks me how was my day, I don’t know if that makes sense. 😥

I don’t call it foreskin, I call it stress relief device.

Sniff sniff Friday! 🦦💪🏼

Guess who got a perfect score in his visit? I’m not crying, you are. 🥹 Hard work pays off, and I’m so proud of myself. 🫶🏼

Felt cute, might delete later. 💪🏼🦦

Maybe a make out session after this visit will keep my anxiety away. 😩

Friday! 💪🏼🦦

"What are you into?" it’s such a broad question, like do I reply with my favorite tv show or chocking? 🫣

Me on Valentine’s Day.

I have a very important visit tomorrow at work and my anxiety is through the roof. 😔

Your face should be between my legs, bud. 🦦💪🏼

I love and worked for my peace so much, I’d never let any drama or mess destroy that. Maybe that’s why I can be a lonely person and my circle is so small. 💛

I wanna get paid every time people tell me they can see my belly on the sales floor. 🫣

That first sip of coffee…

Love that hair trail that goes to your dick from your belly. 🫦

It’s Fursday! 💪🏼🦦

If I like you I’ll share my key lime pie with you. 🫶🏼

Guillermo Del Toro has amazing movies but I have no words to describe how incredible The Shape of Water is. 🥰🤌🏼