Man, Paprika is such a good movie. I understand why Christopher Nolan would want to steal it

But also C's still get degrees 💁‍♂️

Ted Cruz was watching threesome porn on the anniversary of 9/11

Flavor blasted goldfish are worse than regular goldfish, fight me

Saw someone talking about folding towels on here (don't remember who, I'm sorry) and it reminded me of one of the most ridiculous porn intros I think I've ever seen

No fair. You said you'd move to Florida! A deal is a deal!

No. It. Fucking. Didn't.

I hope Guillermo del Toro does "Young Frankenstein" next

Just saw a man on the subway peel and eat a whole raw onion

A guy came over to hookup tonight and in the middle of it I just wasn't feeling it, so I said "I'm sorry, I'm just not feeling this," the way an adult with normal social skills of would do. And now I'm sexually frustrated but also I feel like an adult with normal social skills so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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God, I hope this shift continues. I mean, I know I don't live there anymore, but Bruce Harrell sucks SO much He's basically Seattle's Eric Adams: a former corrupt cop who wormed his way into politics. Just an absolute trash human

Thank you, New York City. Together we made history. Now let’s get to work. transition2025.com

Every time I see DC Sub Guy I keep thinking they mean the Senate Twink

incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty

Trump looks at his friend (?) having a medical emergency the exact way he looks at everything, with barely disguised contempt

Every now and then someone at the gym talks about a new exercise like "what?! You never heard of Bavarian Giggle Squats?! They'll change your life! So you take these dumbbells, and you hold them at your shoulders. And you do a squat, and then at the end, you do a shoulder press with the dumbbells"

Oh, did she finally get tired from all the nothing she's been doing?

Let's throw a party in the abandoned penthouses of all the people who promised they'd flee NYC

"I wish you only the best in private life"

Everyone start taking pictures of your poles and holes now for when she successfully primaries Schumer

Fuck it. @myalthandle.bsky.social, but be cool about it

Might just drop the alt to celebrate

I feel like I deserved at least a little thank you in his victory speech

I think it spells out "help, there's definitely a radon leak in my apartment"

I truly don't understand this tweet A) this isn't how tariffs work B) this isn't what tariffs are C) 100% of what? The value of a person's organs on the black market? D) shouldn't he want to welcome anyone fleeing our new socialist utopia? Like aren't those his guys?

Breaking, Vigo the Carpathian has emerged from his cursed painting to endorse Cuomo

I forgot to change my voter registration from Seattle to NYC, so to do my part for Mamdani if you vote today I'll send you a picture of my dick

HBO, why the f are you making me watch an ad for the same show I just asked you to play before you'll play it?

I don't like that they switched Gary's voice actor in the new season of Fionna and Cake because I'm a child of divorce so change worries and upsets me

- parking lot behind a Vitamin Shoppe - dressing room of my highschool's production of How to Succeed in Business - stock room of Spencer's Gifts - movie theater during an afternoon showing of National Treasure 2: Book of Secrets - server room of a company that eventually got raided by the feds

I've long threatened to wear a bunch of very specific but incongruous things and say I'm "the guy at every costume party who keeps getting asked who he's supposed to be"

Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back! Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary. Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest! #MundaneHalloween

Just saw my first video of a guy jerking off in a Santa hat of the year and it's not even Thanksgiving yet

I didn't really have to pee, I just didn't want to talk to you anymore

Dammit. I once again forgot that I've wanted to do this for a Halloween costume for 6 years now

Taken immediately before they sew buttons on you eyes

I don't recognize this holiday. I celebrate Non-stop Nut November

It's kinda nice to get to a party late and discover that everyone else hates mango whiteclaws too, but it sucks to discover that because all the non-mango ones have already been drunk

Welp, basically every single person at the party commented on my bulge so I won

I thought the fanny pack would cover it, but...

Happy Halloween from the place the wild things are

One of the only good things about the internet is that sometimes someone offhandedly goes "hey this dude looks like an idiot" and @dieworkwear.bsky.social jumps in to say "here's 2000 words on precisely why this dude looks like an idiot, complete with historical information and footnotes"

In this election, the people have two separate but equally important choices: a city they can afford or the billionaire-backed politics of the past. Our new ad just aired during Law & Order.

Wow that ratio tho

well you don’t build a tacky ass ballroom for someone ELSE to use

POV: you're looking at your sheets the night after a gay party

It's pouring rain and I'm hungover and leaving bed to get an egg and bacon sandwich from across the street nearly killed me

I kinda wanna make love on this pile of Buffy the Vampire Slayer trivia prizes before tonight... But no that would be weird...