Today is a great day to call @schumer.senate.gov and tell him you refuse to support a party whose leader marches with genocidal and homophobic murderers. ☎️: (202) 224-6542

if you’re not a parent, you can’t even imagine how difficult it is to travel on a plane with a toddler: somewhat difficult at times. have you ever done something that was somewhat difficult at times? i didn’t think so

Hey @thecity.nyc @gothamist.com @hellgatenyc.com — can you ask Speaker Menin at this City Hall event right now if she has any qualms appearing at Tech Week, an event owned by Andreessen Horowitz, with one of their partners, given that they hired Daniel Penny despite him having no qualfications?

The people who are “concerned” about the Nazi tattoo and sexts but not this are telling on themselves and what they’re saying is that some Nazis are fine by them, actually

OH: "Tomorrow I have to go to my proctologist to get my foot looked at"

My high school friend died in a gruesome freak accident. They discovered her body the morning of my Statistical Inference midterm. My professor refused to let me reschedule or retake it, which I (unsurprisingly) did badly on. That class remains the worst grade on my entire college transcript.

It's telling that the account wide adult labels are being put on small independent artists and not the fucking Playboy account

fellas is it gay to have a girlfriend

Among the other atrocities at Delaney Hall last night, state police in riot gear attacked and arrested an elderly man playing a cello through the tear gas and mounted police assault. Well done, Mikie Sherrill. He was so dangerous.

Being paid for on-call time is nearly unheard-of. It's great to see some teams getting this - hopefully it becomes the norm.

the sad part is that a fair chunk of people think this is a difficult choice

Oh no 😥

Trying to get this high tonight

I want myyyyy 🎵 I want my CRT 🎶 I want myyyyy 🎵🎵 I want my CRT 🎶🎶🎶

wikipedia telling it like it is

when you moisturize after shaving

this is how I know Zohran Mamdani does not speak Spanish

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Most modern religions evolved in a cultutal context which is quite different from ours, which makes it very funny to read up on early religious texts and see what they spend time talking about

Denver is probably the only city that works by these metrics (largely white, low immigration population, and non-border). DIA is already the sixth busiest airport in the world, and it's a total disaster. Imagine increasing the number of flights there by even 30%!

Quick quiz: what happens to your budget when you tell employees that they will be rewarded the more money they can spend? 🤔

I have some sweeps I'd like to report too invisiblepeople.tv/mayor-mamdan...

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Unlike his predecessor, Mamdani vowed to not throw his Department of Transportation under the bus.

A cool thing about NIMBYs is that if you let them talk long enough they eventually say or do something that gives mayors all the permission they need not to listen to them.

I've found the only two other people of color in a 50 mile radius and it's a Black couple, one of whom is wearing this hat 🫠

clicked through this excited to see who was being quoted so I can vote for them or donate to them in case anyone is wondering whether this would be an effective campaign message!

You're so strong and inspiring! Keep shining! 😊

…But. Fans could already make covers, even with LLM powered music making tools, because covers are licensed under what’s called a mechanical license (created to protect piano players from the player piano, believe it or not). It’s how college a cappella groups can put out albums

Dem leadership when they finally locate their spines:

One big reason it's important to make sure that environmental regulations are universal and not industry-specific is because it's much harder for tech companies to wiggle out of them by shuffling things around and claiming they're exempt, or complying nominally by externalizing costs differently.

this is literally how magic spells work in pretty much every folklore legend or fantasy story ever told

If you don't remember Barney Frank for being a transphobe and reactionary centrist, remember Barney Frank for being full of hot air and shit

God, it's so annoying to see posts from people talking about how awesome he was when he literally used his dying breath to go after trans people, a continuation of decades of being an antagonist.

Our CEO recently shared that working remotely allows her to care for her 85-year-old mother. But for our coworker and fellow unit member, Rich, that’s not an option. Despite being the primary caretaker for his father, his remote accommodations have been abruptly rejected. His appeal? Denied.

there has never been a better time to switch to firefox

This almost reads like performance art

If you don't like what's happening here - Texas courts abusing their authority to oppress queer people who live in New York and Rhode Island - take a look at KOSA, a Democratic-sponsored bull which would explicitly give state AGs more power to oppress queer people in other states.

in a way, isn’t causing men to crash out before she’s even done anything just proof that Lupita is perfect for Helen of Troy

another victory for Shakira Law! variety.com/2026/music/n...

Lord send me strength because it is way too early for me to be dealing with an overly friendly Texan

Or full time! Or freelance! Or a secret fourth thing that I have not yet discovered!

#devstrike2k26 #theykeepgoing

People fetishize Europeans, but it's very hard to keep a straight face when the Italian guy you're fucking says "Mamma mia" during sex

It's funny leaving New York and being reminded of just how comfortable people are with being openly racist in ways we rarely experience back at home.

why does this post immediately make me think of Gianmarco Soresi

really helpful thread explaining what this bill means in the context of NYS bail law from a candidate primarying one of the worst New York Democrats: bsky.app/profile/vote...

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