We need to close the kitchens back up.

If car horns sounded like a crying baby would people use them less or more?

Cultivate better vibes

There should be a fatwa against vaping.

What if we made more things easy and/or fun?

I don't camp. I don't fish. I don't need to know who Graham Planter is.

How about we pencil in a little burnout for mid-July?

There's too much news. I'm going to make cheesecake brownies.

Love to see a thobe

I need you to scrutinize normal cars and trucks as closely as you do electric scooters.

Crown Heights neighbors and beyond Tell your friends--June Balloon is back at Brower Park on Saturday, June 20!

i need the zohran video of him installing someone's balcony solar panels in a very real way

One more project couldn't hurt, right?

News you can use

My children think going to meetings is my hobby and maybe it is.

Women should be allowed one free nervous breakdown

Is it rude to take pictures of street photographers?

Children are comrades and I care more about their opinions than yours.

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Hey guess what? Chancellor Samuels met with the AIM coalition today and we let him know why we need an AI moratorium ⚠️ in our schools! Our organizing is working - can you help us by signing the petition and telling two friends? We have a bunch of events coming up! linktr.ee/aim_coalitio...

The feminine urge to bench press your child

Important! Voting closes tonight for Brooklyn Bridge Park outdoor summer movies Please vote for the Matrix--my kid's never seen it!

greetings sharks, i have a gun

Show us your worst slop assignments and slideshows

No idea what this was about but I stand by it.

This is all I want

Kill the eugenicist in your head.

Imagine learning a lesson

For Mother's day my husband is taking the kids away so I can host a special brunch for the most amazing people (abolitionists)

NYC parents and educators! We have a great organizing call for @aimoratoriumnyc.bsky.social tomorrow at 6

What if all the pundits and pontificators disappeared?

More things should be delightful.

What are rich people doing on May Day?

Mayday is so tough in a mixed marriage (proletarian/petit bourgeoisie). Don't worry, we're raising our kids worker.

Don't bring back smoking. Do bring back stepping outside for ten minutes to talk hang out and be cold and talk to random degenerates (complimentary)

What if I ran Brooklyn's best abolitionist book club?

Shout out to all the neti pot girlies. This is our time

The only validation I need in life is someone asking for the recipe

ok the correspondents dinner is good now

Social media may be dying but how many damn whatsapp's and groupchats are we in now?

I can't freak out about the state of the world I need to make two pies for a bake sale.

Staying out of things that are not my concern (the state of Maine).

Is there a way to FOIA the MTA and get all the weird Outfront ad gif recipes?

You have to be absolutely ruthless in your pursuit of a just and peaceful world.

Never let a man

I'm not trying to get to heaven I'm just trying to have the most hype funeral

Sorry! I just think you should start making social plans a year in advance!

I cannot stress enough how much Palantir and all its leaders should be [redacted] The more they talk the clearer it becomes that the resistance needs to steal the needed technology and send a robot back in time to stop them.

Just got profiled by the lyft driver--she turned up Rihanna