Took a float on the river for a few hours today

The lowest tier of comedy is people lip syncing to clips from movies & tv. The only exception is the “Glass… George Glass” segment from A Very Brady Sequel. That is the highest tier of comedy.

Reading Monte cristo on my xteink for the bit

Yesteryear is so fun. I’m kicking my feet and giggling reading along

7 years into my career in the construction industry and I fear it’s time I learn how to read drawings

Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo

Interviewing someone tomorrow so did some LinkedIn research on them. Found out they make Overwatch clips and guides. Going to make him pull up his competitive history to see if he’s a good fit for the team

MITCH MCCONNELL BRAINDEAD????

3 hour dental endurance session to kick off my Monday. Only uphill from here for the week, right? 🫩

I’m on Pagebound and Storygraph for reading tracking btwwwwww 🔗 pagebound.co/users/itsjor... app.thestorygraph.com/profile/itsj...

Both of these stickers were gifts from friends

Trump is watching the Fox News feed of himself watching Fox News

happy 4th

Maybe my favorite movie I’ve seen this year, one that quickly rose the ranks as one of my all time favorites. That final sequence haunts me 6 months later

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Woody in shoes to help him from slipping and sliding but they were originally for his brother so they’re too big so he kinda just looks like a kingdom hearts character

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iPhones should have a warranty where you can snap it in half it’s once and it’s forgiven

Never had a twink era sorry to all the twinks

Rent going up Both dogs’ health becoming uniquely complicated and expensive to manage in their old age One month in to five months of perennial sweat My croc has a hole in it Still have to sell our car and then buy another Camera I have been wanting sold before I could get it on FB marketplace

Went outside and started dodge rolling like I was in a lava level

this doesn't even have the full context which makes it funnier

Quiet Light!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is Jane Wickline being suggested as someone I may know on Facebook

Every generated flyer uses that damn brush stroke. I deserve to be paid every time I have to see it

Kentucky Route Zero

We sat down and he asked to watch a movie and then immediately fell asleep smh

All of these cases are basically litmus tests for any Dem nominee. Are immigrants Americans? Do trans Americans deserve human rights? Are corporations superhumans who get to spend endlessly on elections to put whoever they want into power? These are simple questions with simple answers.

fuck these motherfuckers for real

Suuuuper fun This Had Oscar Buzz episode dropped today, talking Luca Guadagnino's "Queer" with @mitchellbeaupre.bsky.social! Daniel Craig's career highlights, the louche appeal of gay Jason Schwartzman, and Luca turning away to the window... and then turning back. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

Went to the drive in last night which was so good until I got in at midnight. Starting the week off EXHAUSTED

Guybrush threepwood my beloved

We got a Bailey chair for our dog!! This is going to be so helpful in managing his megaesophagus, I’m so excited 😭

No room to act humble, surgery recovery is really really really really intense & any tiny way anyone can help is massively appreciated 🙏🙏 gofund.me/38104fe42

the single greatest reply i’ve ever gotten and it isn’t even close. sometimes when you’ve been gagged to this degree to have to cherish it for the gift it is

A list of Stumpy Frog Approved™️ Indie Gems under $5 Perfect experiences to fill your Steam Summer Sale shopping cart with, without breaking the bank 💵 I guarantee each one of these is supremely worth your time. Let’s go 🧵

NYRB book sale baby

Friday! at the Laundromat

If Walter Wick doesn’t share full resolution images of his I Spy book photos some day I will be so disappointed

This is the worst cover of a book I have ever seen but my god this book rocks

eBay very kindly let me know that the $300 book I was pining over is now only $260 if I act fast

imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar

[asking too many questions] in what way does this potato chip celebrate 250 years of america

Citizen Sleeper is a top 10 game for me

wanting silent hill 2 booty shorts that say "There was a HOLE here. It's gone now."

Starting a book club at work lets gooo