Jordan
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Was playing Lego Batman last night and I was convinced this was the funniest line of dialogue Iâve ever heard. Revisiting a day later and just confirming I was right
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about 14 hours ago
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Would do anything for Tom Loftis, mayor of Widowâs Bay
1 day ago
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Jamie Ding, famed Jeopardy contestant and noted housing advocate, as a guest judge on Interior Motives
2 days ago
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Doing at home testing is crazy. Whyâs this Q tip up my ass at 12:44 pm. Thatâs a 4pm onward activity
3 days ago
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10 musicians youâve seen live: Lucy Dacus x4 Dolly Parton* Charli xcx* Kacey Musgraves* Cupcakke* Lady Gaga Foxing/Hotelier Chappell Roan Ethel Cain Mitski *seen within 9 days of each other
3 days ago
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Took tomorrow off on a WHIM Iâm feeling FREE
4 days ago
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Bookmarks for my summerâs book club picks đ
4 days ago
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Eye exam this morning I hope I pass
4 days ago
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So excited!!!!!!
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5 days ago
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My companyâs 40th anniversary party is tonight, and our horrible boss who left 6 years ago is coming!!! I genuinely canât wait to see her. I hope we throw champagne at each other housewives style
5 days ago
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LOOOOOOVED this
6 days ago
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Where are we buying decent underwear these days divas
6 days ago
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The government should let me buy one of the new USPS trucks. They are cute and I would like one.
7 days ago
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The heftiest of beagles taking a nice nap
7 days ago
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Our poor dog is going through it. Upper respiratory infections caused him to develop pulmonary hypertension. Makes him pant all the time and reduced mobility. On steroids for the URI that makes him hungry/thirsty all the time and need to go to the bathroom more. His whole bodyâs fighting itself
8 days ago
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Had an impromptu winter/spring/summer/fall movie marathon today
8 days ago
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Bandanas are DIY hairlines when youâre bald
8 days ago
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Rock the lobstah
8 days ago
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Morning divas
8 days ago
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First morning run in ages. Letâs pick this habit back up!
9 days ago
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Used my Apple watch for the first time in like a year to Strava a run this morning and itâs not syncing to my phone. Whatâs even the point if I canât share my data
9 days ago
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Capping off a relentless three weeks with a cold brew, some beer, half a gummy. Need a cigarette to truly ascend
10 days ago
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Wuf
10 days ago
Medically itâs fat boy, gay guy, diva, sister, girl who poops, bitch who shits
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Long ass week concludes tomorrow with a 3 hour drive to Myrtle Beach at 6 in the morning to film for approximately 20 minutes and then come back home
10 days ago
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This rooooooocks
11 days ago
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IâM ACTUALLY KINDA FAMOUS
11 days ago
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A single episode of Arrested Development has Jane Lynch, Julia Louis Dreyfus, and Amy Poehler. Incredible things
11 days ago
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About to report mass UFO sightings in Columbia, South Carolina to activate the Phoebe Bridgers tour spawn point
11 days ago
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Freshly shaved head on the pillow mmmmm
11 days ago
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Fun life update: both of our dogs now take Viagra for completely different medical issues đ
12 days ago
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pixelatedboat aka âmr blueskyâ
12 days ago
Sorry but if you want to have political influence you need to get out of your left-wing bubble on Bluesky and start converting eight year olds to Marxism on Roblox
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You canât be a woman in 2026 without a limited 10 week engagement as Mary Todd Lincoln in Broadwayâs OH MARY
12 days ago
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The Jonas Brothers are so in debt what happened
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13 days ago
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SOBBING
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13 days ago
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My copy of parade of horribles just waiting to be shipped im crying fr
13 days ago
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Drove half an hour away for an appointment I have been waiting months for. Got there, checked in, taken back, only to find out they referred me to neurosurgery and not neurology, so they couldnât do anything for me. Incredible use of a morning!
14 days ago
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Finished my reread!! đ
14 days ago
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FINAL FANTASY XIV
15 days ago
Happy Mother's Day! đâ¨
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Got a work thing this morning so naturally I woke up 3.5 hours early worried Iâd miss it
15 days ago
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Me about never being called up for jury duty
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15 days ago
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Got this lovely little tennis bracelet that goes with my wedding band đ
15 days ago
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Me and Phoebe Bridgers both being in a very alien focused time of our livesâŚ
16 days ago
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Pentax 17 calling to me like the green goblin mask
17 days ago
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Women!!!
17 days ago
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ROOOOOOoooOooOoOoOoOoOock music
17 days ago
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Bring your own lampshaaaaaaaade somewhere thereâs a party
17 days ago
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Complained about AI at work today Coworker excitedly ran to me to show me an image he had GPT make of me I crumpled it in his face and told him not to do that again đ
18 days ago
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18 days ago
Previously Unreleased Chapter Of The Bible Announced
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