i would totally kill santa if it meant I only had to work one day a year

The plot of the Santa Clause is fucking crazy

Catching your reflection in the car window as you pick up Shake Shack for the third day in a row 🚙

Snackssssss

I should really draw Jake more...

goes really hard

The little things✨🤏

A belly painting party sounds like so much fun!! 💛

A big fat dumb sleeping bear blocks the way!

don't tease him 🥴

Goof Troop (1992)

do a little squim make a little love get down tonight

fat as fuck horsetoy

when your crush lets you eat them gulp 😍😍🔥🔥

oh no... fat dads are really hot

HALLOWEEN 2025!! I love my friends so much <3

I'm getting so close to my goal of outliving jesus 🎂🥳

what command are you using??

Pencil and final animation: Tokyo Godfathers (2003), dir. Satoshi Kon, Madhouse Animation by Shinji Otsuka

Grrhgh?! @topherbear.bsky.social

I love wearing crop tops and drawing my sona in them!!! 🐺⭐️

hungry

boys who eat together get fat together

swans are scary but I think I could fight one if I needed to

Based

Surrendering to your body changing is erotic. You can't control it, you must now enjoy it. Give in.

gays should be in charge of everything 🌈

big, hairy, not scary

vibe for the week

"I wanted to be baby, but that didn't happen so I've resorted to becoming daddy." is a phrase that left my mouth this morning

Prey finding the gum I swallowed in 6th grade.

working out with a spare tire 😓

Fitness 💪

Reupload from last year! Absolutely accurate portrayal of my twink death 💀

New tattoo of my bb boys!! done by trishbee on insta who also did the bear on my shoulder <3333

This is what peak performance looks like

I could talk about animation drama all day. John K, Ed edd n eddy, sausage party, chris savino, dreamworks in the 2010s, Justin Roiland, MLP, disney and cartoon network's homophobic era. I've got so much hot dirt

Duolingo notifs are getting out of hand

when i die, i want Alberta to lower my casket. so they can let me down one last time

we have some catching up to do (Jan 2020)

don't disrespect micros. they get turned on when you look down at them

I post ONE belly pic and the whole site goes down 🤷

FATNESS GLORIFIED

"While you were in space for 11 minutes... I spent 12 dollars for eggs... and imagined what I would do with all my money and 11 minutes to spend it." - DELTA FUCKING WORK

Car trouble 😅

The Bunny Village is slowly growing! I have a plan for the bare walls once I have a little more time and $$$

heavypaint month long challenge etc etc

fucked