I wish you all a very nice rapture

Manspreading pretty hard on the car bed so no one else can sleep in it.

Are you sure this is what this is for??

For an embarrassingly long time I thought the part of Cyndi Lauper's "Girl's just want to have fun" where she says "when the working day is done" was "What in the world can make them stop?"

Ever since TLC'S song "I don't want no scrubs scrubs is a guy who can't get no love from me", a lot of scrubs have had a hard time finding a date

My collection of fish plates.

Pest control is on their way @scurrow.bsky.social

Lacking luster. Lackluster even.

PROUD PARENT of a neglected house plant

What flavor is your fursona?

Way too many people are making a living being complete assholes. I hope this causes people to think twice about this type of "career."

Four incorrect ways to sit on a couch. 1. The crashed Lambo 2. The curious "Charles" 3. Don't let's pet 4. Saint Taint Paint

My car got only 30 miles per gallon the drive back. I have no idea what caused this phenomenon.

This whole time I thought it was "Nester West is coming in a hurry with the furries breathing down your neck"

Sign this petition for animators to stop giving women animals tiny snouts.

E.T. healing people with his finger is great until he accidentally seals up your belly button.

I finally met @thatwittygentleman.bsky.social and wore his large flesh hat.

If cargo pants were a hallway

"Behold, I will corrupt your seed and spread dung on your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it" - the Book of Malachi, 2:3

Shout out to the marching band in the megaplex fursuit parade for sounding so tight and so huge!!

These are pictures of me from clown con.

Changing my furry name to "slow replies"

100 percent florida quality orange juice

Four different crimes at #megaplex

Wish you were here. Florida.

Clowncon

So far i would say megaplex has one of the best convention spaces I've ever seen.

I dont know if i told you this but a toblerone fits perfectly into my mouth

The traffic lights in florida take sooooo long. I saw A guy begging for money and he was able to walk 12 cars in, that never happened in New Jersey. They make it like 3 cars before the light changes.

It's okay little guy, I'm a vegetarian. You can get in my mouth. It's completely safe, I promise. This is your big chance to explore a mouth with no real danger. I mean, even if I did swallow you, I've been vegetarian so long I probably don't even have the right enzymes to digest you anymore.

How i sleep vs how I dream

The fox from "Alice in wonderland"

There is room for one more....

A store that specifically only sells objects that Bjork throws off a cliff in the song "Hyperballad"

My 2006 Scion XB got 40 miles a gallon on the drive down to Florida!

"Have we not all one father? Hath not one God created us?" Malachi 2:10

South Carolina

Me in the hotel room

Today I went to the Edward Gorey House in Yarmouth Massachusetts and it was the best. It was absolutely the best.

Me when the Google car drives by my house.

Having fun. Trying to HAVE FUN.

Just for context, I cut out all gluten in 2017 because of stomach cramps and chunks of hair missing. After one week I felt amazing so I kept up with this diet. I got tested recently for celiacs and it was negative, so after 8 years without bread I figured i would try eating it.

If i get bitten by a tick and get lyme's disease, it's my own body's fault for creating so many moles that I constantly think are ticks.

I did not realize It was a creature feature Featuring The Creature

Kind of confused over where Amazing digital circus is going. It is 80 percent confusing heartfelt talks in this nonsense world where you can do anything. They set up all this cool world building stuff and just ignore it most of the time, it almost feels like they write each episode on the fly.

2015, Whidbey Island WA

Fuzz Grips - The Furry store

It is summer.

"BUGS BUNNY" is actually short for "William Rabbit"