I like big men but I also want to control when the hug ends.

I never see them awake but the laundry is always done in the morning.

The last episode of Amazing digital circus was actually really good, I wish they had kept that momentum through the entire thing.

Your snake friend doesn't like to play video games but they like to watch.

What A YEAR!* (Featuring @grapeschitz.com ) *it's March.

Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character: wrong answers only. ( @mainmandarin.bsky.social )

POV: you took a wrong turn in the stairwell 🦘: @furryopera.com

My backyard has every single "invasive impossible to get rid of plant" or "awful native plant no one wants", and despite it being a property from the 1800s apparently every fruit tree has been destroyed by storms.

I've seen the new "Cat in the hat" trailer like 10 times at this point and I've never heard a single person in the theater laugh at the "toot fart" joke.

Goyssyrest AWRAIQ Sembracet

ITS SPRING!!! Up a tree cus of bees :> #furry #fursuit #FursuitFriday 📷 @asplin.bsky.social

no surprise

What a wild night. After @scurrow.bsky.social and I stopped livestreaming, we became WISDOM RACCOONS. My face hurts from laughing so much.

I can't believe there was a Bikini Kill song in Hoppers! I almost fell out of my seat.

Late at night watching Goomby in the basement.

One time I got a tarot card reading from a bird.

Do not talk to me or my son or my accountant ever again.

Tuesdays, am I right?

I used to live in the yellow house.

There was a joke in Hoppers that was so funny I actually missed the next 2 minutes of the movie.

Mondays. Am I right?

Depending on what mood I am at that moment dictates how my mail shows up.

My sons are both actors.

The Cat in the Hat trailer has the same energy as the Dopey dwarf from Snow White and the Seventh Dwarf.

My Pie Day 2026 video, "A Trash Production" premieres in ~20 minutes at 1pm Eastern! Come join in for the silly! www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0u1...

My ability to remember names has completely dissolved to the point where I gotta like - say primitive sounds or some type of related thing to the name and my BF has to guess who I mean. I've inherited this from my dad, who also couldn't remember any names and did ths same thing.

The "David the Gnome" theme song on ukulele - through a cartoon snout on a Tuesday

My lettering is getting unstable.

This is my imitation of youtube: "This crime was one of the bloodiest crimes ever committed in America. 4 cops retired after seeing the absolute carnage .......Safelite repair safelite replace.........that these bodies endured, an entire community was never the same after these horrific crimes."

The "David the Gnome" theme song on ukulele - through a cartoon snout on a Tuesday

The Westin? That's the best-in. Courtyard marriot? Hope you don't gotta carry-a-lot. Double tree? Don't even trouble me. The William Penn Omni? I'd rather be a salami. The Drury? I paid her for a commission but she never drew me. Embassy suites? Don't ruin your fursuit feets.

Don't let any of these photorealists tell you otherwise!

As a token of our appreciarion for your endless dedication and efforts in this stressful low paying environment, we present to you a dead festering rat sitting in room temperature for at least 3 days (but probably more). Please accept this dead rat as a reward and bring it to the meeting later.

I searched my name today and found a real smorgasbord of interactions I missed - is bluesky just selectively not showing me stuff???

Popular Coyote Compliments: - You're triangles are looking obtuse today - Your ears look like the Sydney Opera house - You should be restrained and tied up - Your fur is a carpet of deceipt and mischief. - Your pointy face could poke a hole right through the tender sky.

Brunch date 🦙🥞 📷 @katav.gay #furry #fursuit #fursuitfriday

Meanwhile 'Yes I can eat all of this' is adding a well-needed affirmation in my pantry where it is beautifully lit under by my glowing pantry skull

Channeling my best @scurrow.bsky.social

My boss at one of my jobs knowingly left a dead rat in the back room for 3 days so we could gather around it and talk about it, like seriously have a meeting about the dead rat. This is a grocery store. I threw it out when I walked in cuz it smelled so bad.

Fog pictures

You don't have to

My ability to accept people how they are and tolerate bad behavior is really BITING me in the ASS this year. Yup.

I have a clock radio alarm that is set to a jazz/classical station. Most of the time it's really pleasant to wake up to, but sometimes it's just static.

Who is DIRECTING sing 3? Feel free to slide into my dark messages. I can give you a bad raccoon song yowl. Me, a raccoon brandishing an accordion: "i am a raccoon. .....ok.. Cough, ahem. Here i go....I WOULD EAT THE MOON" Buster Moon: "NEXT. Awful, just awful. " And then later we go on a date.

Furry mortgage company WHEN?

More of me tied up. My snout is can take a lot of rope. Yup. (By @shibarki.bsky.social )

The most important thing is finding rope that matches your eyes (by @shibarki.bsky.social )

Thinking about that one time I got arrested

Am I BAD LUCK?

Its probably time to post these again.