knowing italian history makes the quote "were the years of lead poggers?" even fuckin funnier

My bank account being in the negative during this month is homophobic.

Stop using Sticker Mule and go use @bearandbeagle.store's amazing services instead please! bearandbeagle.store

Ok, you asked for it. Another moment at MCFC featuring 🦙: @tofte.bsky.social 🐏: @katav.gay

I assimilated all the way to Congress and this idiot still tells me to go back where I came from.

IT’S THE BIG DAY

She gets it.

Who the FUCK left that glass there

I did it chat. The sink is finally empty of dishes

I'm not great at DJing but I'm learning. If I make a stream where I try and learn through trial and error would people be interested?

It’s fat boy Friday. Yall gotta show me your fat boys. I don’t make the rules *grabby hands*

this is what happens to everyone else when i burp on call

hmm wondering if I should use my creative writing degree to create EVIL (gay horny vore stories)

My Nidoking

New look, a little more weight 😳 www.patreon.com/BlitzitDrago... #spyro

Drawn in July 2015, a memory from Sasha's visit in December 2013. Experiencing being intimately affectionate with someone for the first time back then left me with some serious muscle memory. I don't think I'd bat an eyelid if I did that in public these days though |3

there is nothing hotter than a man with a BIG hairy gut and hearing it slosh audibly after eating and drinking a ton btw , the peak of sex

the world cup, baby

It's my birthday, so everyone's gotta burp as loud as they can today, I don't make the rules

running away from irl to talk to animal people in my phone

ドーナツ🍩🍩🍩

oh, the tea is very hot today

I feel like he might be cheating a bit, so hard to focus like this... 💦💦 Sketch commission for @chuff.dev !

Yourself as a cartoon

🇲🇽 vs 🇿🇦 I won't be drawing EVERY match of course, mostly Argentina's BUT I couldn't not do the opening match

*timpani drum noises* Awesome animation by @sheeptastic.bsky.social! :D

i'm not gonna sugarcoat it. fill up your car

#vore Eating cervines causes you to develop a deer gut

Commission piece for @banflavius.bsky.social!

I wanna be in a Tuscan spa for 2,300 years.......

this seems a little silly to point out but I'll do it cause he's an asshole. He's trying to depict himself in perfect health ? Watch how he tries to pick himself out of the chair and tell me that's someone who's in "fantastic health"

these are getting weird

Sona v. What you drive Never been a car person but very quickly had to research once my other car was totaled. Picked up a 2025 Honda Civic Hybrid and I’m obsessed. Not the fanciest but I love it. Refined interior, GREAT mpg for city driving, been such a smooth transition.

NEW SPYRO NEW SPRYO NEW SPYRO

Wined and Dined and Dined And Dined

Sage has been having quite the pride so far! He might've had more clothes on earlier, but they sure didn't hide much. A fantastic sketchy by @ty-pesh.bsky.social and featuring @artemisialatrans.bsky.social

May as well start putting some the juicy stuff back up too. Guys Night Page 1

The boys are having a fine pride—Sage especially it seems. Absolute banger of a sketch from @ty-pesh.bsky.social this month

What should we do with him~?! Seems like Wolfe is always getting caught, so we need to make sure he doesn’t escape us. 🪢🐺 🐺: @furrwolfe99.bsky.social 🦌: @hath0r.bsky.social

All those National Donut Days have really started adding up over the years~ 🍩🐶 Featuring @nekohaiku.bsky.social and @wooselkitty.bsky.social 🎨: TailTippedFennec @/kaomoro.bsky.social @/mooz.bsky.social Hinoruyy

Arcanine is trying to show you what all the snacks have been doing to his belly lately

Happy Pride!!

Happy gay month since you are gay and stuff

HI GAY Happy Pride Month!!!!

Thinking of fat men with fat dicks.

"You think we got enough paint?"