I have this deeply held belief that I am genetically predisposed to be a Big Strong Man but unfortunately I’m just not motivated to deadlift or whatever so we’ll never find out

okay,,,,

gm

doordash driver forgot my butter tarts but denied it to my face

have a good weekend lgbts

highway driving during flurries:

you’re not a chef you’re a cook. it’s creepy

bf took a better one

found some aurora !

picked recipes for my birthday cake 🥰

🧵 here’s how pui man can still win gbbo:

time change killing me

an actual angel from heaven who don’t deserve anything of the shit the writers put her through

im straight but thats incredible

you dip the carrot cake in the cream cheese frosting and it’s just good

🕐🕥🕚

now watching

pesto prosciutto pizza

my entire five year plan hinges on me winning $25,000 in macdonalds monopoly

all set up

Trying to incept my boyfriend to rewatch Madame Web tonight while we hide from trick-or-treaters

Happy Halloween

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en route

This photo of the moon set is crystal clear btw and if you disagree you have an astigmatism

posting this for likes

Miley Cyrus will play Carole Radziwill

watching all two terminator movies this afternoon

I made chocolate #creampie with extra whipped #cream and toasted caramelized hazel #nuts

saturday tradition is i pick the movie then fall asleep while my bf watches

the kitchen smells weirdly sweet, spicy, and savoury all at once because we made nachos and a chocolate pie at the same time

forest

obsessed with them setting the entire season in space lmao

Recently became re addicted to Outlanders and let me just say if they ever updated / expanded this game to let you take your village all the way to city, my friends and family would never see me again

love is blind finale results

I can’t live like this anymore I need a thing of sour cream at the office

queening OUT youtu.be/zzUtdzI-6gY?...

they are so close to understanding the entire point of trade

found out my dog sitter is a lesbian alpaca farmer today

by the year 2027 airlines will install metal spikes on every seat and you’ll have to pay extra if you don’t want to get impaled up your ass

our friends got straight married

Would not have predicted that I’d become obsessed with abandoned phone booths on this Toronto trip but here we are

me: i think im so funny my bf: i know u do

my view of toronto rn

my dog absolutely freaking out as we pack for a weekend away:

saying my prayers and tapping the sign before watching today’s episode

I started my business for the express purpose of having a better work-life balance actually I typically work like 30-35 hours per week and I make more than enough to fund a nice middle class lifestyle I’ll never be a millionaire and I’m probably happier for it