Albert Einstein:

checking in on my gaycquaintances

took two naps today and then made this pizza (half italian sausage and onion, half pepperoni)

nobody: not a soul: me:

my head at the ache store

Just awoke from a vivid dream where I was watching a Spider-Man movie and Lisa Rinna was the villain

I felt tired and weak so I made brownies

Remember in 2011 when Beyoncé tried to revive key changes in pop music but y’all let her flop

apple weather app said it’s sunny, mind you

my head at the ache store

good night friends

charging a client extra for being annoying

Oh just a large falafel wrap to go please

good morning

good night

might have to read the buffy comics for the first time

Lana Del Rey in 2012

Save me Ottolenghi blueberry almond lemon cake save me

I need a lemon for a recipe and also to stop ruminating about death

dipped the homemade focaccia in the homemade jambalaya

Training for the 2030 Olympic Games where I’ll be figure skating to Ding Dong by Katya youtu.be/WXsV8HIWcTE?...

Love is Blind is an important show because it proves all straight people are psychopaths

DM your crush today!

on the river again

EGOT

watching men’s figure skating

I want to make a juilt

sunset walk on the frozen river

brother-sister figure skating duos do not sit right with me

rewatching this from the beginning

talking to “accountants” about “taxes”

four day weekend!

Ai Weiwei’s Forever Bicycle sculpture and, if you squint through the fog, the Canadian Museum of Human Rights

spent 45 minutes of company time figuring out whoomf deactivated

gorgeous hoarfrost this am

what the hell, sure

drag name valerie (val) veeta

“lifestyle inflation is bad” okay well i want parm

I never really had a Chappell Roan phase but for some reason I listened to Pink Pony Club four times this morning

frosty morning commute

Devastated to hear the news out of Tumbler Ridge. I used to live nearby and I can’t imagine something so terrible happening so close to home

stayed on mute for two full meetings

just remembered an old grudge

so im sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties

my friend just came back from a ski trip and said he literally saw his reflection in the snow covered hill