Combatting Sunday scaries with a new doodle

winter scenes

telling everyone walt is a special breed of dog called “boterhond,” a dutch portmanteau which literally translates to “butter dog,” named so because he is a dog addicted to butter

they should make a candle that smells like freshly blown out candle

local artist said haha what if a polar bear decapitated the president

Canada should kidnap POTUS

I wish trains were real #nw

family portrait [work in progress]

are there any fat na’vi

Lucy Liu should have her own John Wick style action movie franchise

drew a new phone background

I meant to post this sixteen hours ago

trying to reduce screen time but

If I have a million fans, Julie is one of them If I have one fan, Julie is that fan If I have no fans, Julie is dead

my new year’s day tradition is making a big beautiful dutch baby

something about a “new” year starting on a thursday doesn’t feel right

one last tummy ache for the year

On days like today I am reminded of the philosopher Cyrus who said “it’s the climb”

he takes his job (carrying a stick on a walk) very seriously

thai food mary

this was a year ago !?

it makes me physically ill watching bethenny frankel’s tiktoks and then remembering she made her millions in the food industry

my fake new years resolution is to start rowing and power lifting and cycling and linocut and hydroponic farming and reading my real new years resolution is to get better at making pancakes

cold out

in-laws’ flight home canceled and they were rebooked for a flight with two layovers in two days from now ,, air canada u will be dealt with

i love seeing my nephews and then immediately taking eight thousand vitamins after they leave so i don’t get sick

me and my bf just bought ourselves / each other a dishwasher for christmas 🥰

they’re singing dick and balls but it’s not like christmas at all

God bless these two for always making me laugh and feel better 🥹

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we saw the in-laws one last time and now i can rot

my inner monologue for the last two days:

this is my heated rivalry

chopped unc trade

well,

Merry Christmas from me, Aaron, and Walt’s butt

hey cis, it’s christmas

my sister just came out as a h*ated r*valry fujoshi over christmas dinner

teaching my portguese bf a mennonite tradition

ok let’s do penmanship reveals next

I may be off work for two-ish weeks but I don’t consider myself on holiday until after my family obligations are done

local perv named in the epstein files … likely place for him to be

i need to eat some lemon shortbread bars about this

I still ate it and my tumby hurt: a memoir

frosty walt

more daylight starting tomorrow seasonal depression can choke

saskatoon berry pancakes :)

happy solstice let’s cast some spells under the cover of darkness