why does my local professional association keep hosting events at the masonic temple

Just heard California by Phantom Planet and now I have to rewatch The OC immediately

i get scared anytime a selfie breaks containment and makes its way to bearsky

back on my beat

day 2,681 of waking up with party for one by carly rae jepsen stuck in my head ☺️

my barber’s dad is dying or something so i guess im growing out my hair

is bungu store a real place i can visit?

i need an outfit that can go from corporate breakfast to mennonite funeral to one year olds birthday party

would’ve loved to see catherine o’hara in a wes anderson

America is morally bankrupt and irredeemably evil

I've always liked the idea of journalling but I could never get into it so this year I'm going to try a commonplace journal, but in a lifestyle magazine format. Hoping to document favourite movies, recipes, restaurants, and more

had the niece and nephew over for brunch. they loved drawing and colouring and requesting songs from the homepod. i now need a nap

"No War but the Class War" Seen in Sydney

if you know you know

barber canceled on me

the exact moment me and walt became codependent (september 2020, hours after meeting)

too much pokemon! not enough poke bowl!!

his puppy eyes worked on me, wfh today

butter on toast

sometimes cooking is just combining ingredients

time for my annual lay-still-on-the-floor marathon

the “elbows up” crowd when asked if they care that the goalie for the local team is maga

my second favourite local stationery store is closing :(

I hate hockey culture like what an irredeemably toxic sport

"Fuck ICE" Spotted in Flint, Michigan

armoire if it’s a boy, credenza if it’s a girl

our radon test is in the healthy range despite our neighbours being crazy high and costing them thousands to remediate

It should have been her

Albert Einstein:

checking in on my gaycquaintances

took two naps today and then made this pizza (half italian sausage and onion, half pepperoni)

nobody: not a soul: me:

my head at the ache store

Just awoke from a vivid dream where I was watching a Spider-Man movie and Lisa Rinna was the villain

I felt tired and weak so I made brownies

Remember in 2011 when Beyoncé tried to revive key changes in pop music but y’all let her flop

apple weather app said it’s sunny, mind you

my head at the ache store

good night friends

charging a client extra for being annoying

Oh just a large falafel wrap to go please

good morning

good night

might have to read the buffy comics for the first time

Lana Del Rey in 2012

Save me Ottolenghi blueberry almond lemon cake save me

I need a lemon for a recipe and also to stop ruminating about death